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The Room - Tuxedo Football
05/08/13, 20:47
This scene from The Room always makes me cry. Then again, every scene from The Room makes me cry. |
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Sixfinger Sixfinger Sixfinger!
05/06/13, 19:17
I had one of these. When I opened the package I discovered that the plastic finger was an inch or so longer than my real fingers. I also remember it being a somewhat orange color not even close to an actual flesh tone. I think I played with it for a few minutes until my dad told me I looked like a retard. It was just another in a long line of cruel disappointments in life that has left me a sad and embittered old man. |
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Undercover cop arrests black guy who doesn't show him his iced tea
05/02/13, 15:55
Don't talk to police. ever ever ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc |
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Crawling purple colony of...?
04/24/13, 19:23
I voted this up so someone can tell me what the fuck those are. |
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Spider Found Living in Woman's Ear
04/23/13, 15:55
Oh we're still together. Sometime I'll tell you guys the story of the duct tape/toilet plunger handle splint. |
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04/10/13: Video from 04/10/13: Car with license plate 'TC 68 LC' outside the Women's Center
04/23/13, 12:06
I'd also like to know what sets her off about WET FLOOR signs. She's obsessed by them. |
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04/10/13: Video from 04/10/13: Car with license plate 'TC 68 LC' outside the Women's Center
04/23/13, 12:02
She also seems to react to any plate with the letter L in it as she thinks it is referring to her. Also the letter D sets off a tirade about how she does NOT have "D sized boobs". Other than that much about the code is still mysterious because she doesn't explain what offends her. In one video she looks at a plate and says "OG 322, OH MY GOD that is DISGUSTING". |
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Spider Found Living in Woman's Ear
04/23/13, 11:54
Free medical advice:
Roommate woke up screaming one night with a bug in his ear. Made me drive him to the ER. On the way, I decided I didn't want to bother with the whole ER thing so I punched him on the side of his head opposite to the bug.
Bug fell out. |
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03/01/13: Video from 03/01/13: Guy who coughed at me and lied about it.
04/22/13, 15:28
Her name is Lena Kochman. She is a victim of what she refers to as "the conglomerate" which seems to exist to oppress her and to promote child molestation. She sees evidence of this literally everywhere. She has several confusing wordpress sites.
Example: http://ireallyprotest.wordpress.com/
"June 23, 2011
As I was walking to Montpelier from Barre, I walked by a window that had a sign in it that said “New Craftsman Turn Tight Technology.” It had a picture of a guy on a tractor. For anyone who isn’t familiar with what that most likely means, what it most likely means is a reference to children having small vaginas, anuses and mouths, which are “tight” when people use those orifices to have sex with them."
She also gets coughed on quite a lot and is obsessed with license plates. |
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Pat Robertson: Demons can Possess Inanimate Objects
02/27/13, 13:03
GOODWILL? MORE LIKE COULDKILL! AMIRITE? |
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1/30/2013 Learning Disabled Woman Exposes why GangStalking Managers make targets Homeless
02/09/13, 18:45
What is interesting is how youtube has allowed mentally ill persons to form whole subcultures of insanity. Gangstalking victims, Morgellons suffers, Illuminati conspiracy theorists, Birthers, etc. now have a place to interact and reinforce their various delusions. They are creating communal forms of insanity.
Also interesting is the interaction of these subcultures with the troll subcultures (which in some instances rival the mental illness of their victims). The elaborate relationship between Gabrielle Chana and her trolls is an example. This sometimes become a kind of experimental form of group therapy.
The way crazy people interact with society and the way society interacts with them has been radically changed by the net. It's fascinating and sometimes heartbreaking to watch. |
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Sick and tired of tea party cowards avoiding the Obama forged birth certificate issue
01/25/13, 14:31
How I rate teabaggers: Systolic Blood Pressure over IQ.
This guy: 210/70 |
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Stupid Things Scientologists Say
01/20/13, 18:27
Hubbard was notoriously homophobic. Being gay is supposedly 1.1 on his ridiculous Tone Scale (covert hostility). "Such people should be taken from the society as rapidly as possible and uniformly institutionalized; for here is the level of the contagion of immorality, and the destruction of ethics...No social order which desires to survive dares overlook its stratum 1.1's. No social order will survive which does not remove these people from its midst." The later church tends to avoid the issue but they supported Prop 8 in California. It's one reason they get so testy about Tom Cruise gay rumors.
Hubbard's gay son Quentin committed suicide in 1976 after years of abuse from his father including being stuck in Scientology's "RPF" prison. |
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Stupid Things Scientologists Say
01/20/13, 15:51
That is Debbie Cook, who left Scientology after being stuck in the Hole (the infamous Scientology prison for execs that piss off Miscavige) and physically and mentally abused. Last year she sent a letter to other Scientologists and was then harassed and sued by the cult in Texas. When she went on the stand in court they hastily made a deal to shut her up but not before she told some interesting stories like how she endured "a 12-hour ordeal at the California base where she was made to stand in a trash can while fellow executives poured water over her, screamed at her and said she was a lesbian."
http://www.tampabay.com/news/scientology/article1214690.ece |
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Shyamalan's Newest Turd Nugget Movie - trailer
01/10/13, 11:36
The volcano at the beginning gives it away. I'm sure somewhere in the movie Will Smith yells at an ashtray. |
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PART 1: STEPS TO ASCENSION & BE SUPER HUMAN
01/04/13, 20:10
Transcendental Bimboism |
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Nicki Minaj Demon Possessed Satanic Witch
12/31/12, 20:58
If Heinrich Kramer were alive today he would be making Youtube videos like this. |
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The Science of Persuasion
12/30/12, 19:54
Things I learned:
1) Give smaller tips to mint pandering waitstaff
2) Don't fly in supersonic planes
3) Ignore all traffic safety signs
4) Steal co-workers potato chips
5) NEVER reuse hotel towels |
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David Siegel, CEO of Westgate Corporation, on the election of George W.
12/20/12, 11:39
If you see the whole documentary you see him being constantly harassed by his imbecilic bimbo trophy wife who spends all his money on garbage, her utterly horrible children, her half dozen yapping dogs and surrounded by dog feces. He's an asshole in a hell of his own making. So in a way your wish is granted. |
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ANUNNAKI: Could they have looked like this?
12/10/12, 16:33
So are albino rats also from Nibiru? And what about all the other species that exhibit "albanism!" (sic)? Did they all arrive on an Anunnaki ark? |
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