|Raoul Duke 138|
|Previous Next 1 2 3 4 5 6 |
|New KFC Double Down Chicken 'Sandwich' - No Bun|
If I have learned anything from my Burger King Angry Whopper experience, it is that I shouldn't eat one of these; but I will. I am simultaneously morbidly curious and obese.
-1 star for the terrible video quality
|Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight|
That girl is Ronnie Spector. Lead singer for the Ronnettes. She was pretty hot back in the day, and she's the one who was singing backup in the chorus, evidently. I always thought it was Cindi Lauper, judging by the voice. Guess not, though.
Unless you were joking about not knowing who she was, in which case...Well, I couldn't tell if you were joking or not, ok?
Also; What the fuck, Ronnie? Don't put your cigarette out on the damn carpet! Other people have to use this dressing room, too. Shit.
|The Mighty Woosh|
This sucked. Eight stars.
Bassist has no idea what's going on.
Mexican starting-light-man couldn't give a shit.
|33 Year old Marcus Johnson was asked to turn his music down...|
He drove right through the metal detectors.
They detected METAL.
|America Undercover - Child of Rage|
They edited out the part where she put her finger up the goat's butt and hurt it's vaginis.
Also, our Secret Government really dropped the ball by not kidnapping this girl and raising her to be an elite super-assassin.
|HBO America Undercover: One Year in a Life of Crime|
Anyway, five stars for the reminder that things have always been terrible.
|Red Eye Trailer|
That's not really a normal thing to say.
|pootie tang-biggie shorty|
Are you asking if Pootie Tang gets good again after this scene, or are you asking if cinema at large has ever gotten as good as this scene?
Because the answer to both questions is "No".
No series of sounds and moving images ever was, or ever will be as powerful and uplifting as Biggie Shorty bopping on a streetcorner and calling a poorly-dubbed old man a "greasy bastard."
I am being serious. Look at her dancing. She's having a ball. This scene makes me happy.
That is correct.
|edarem - the way people walk|
Holy crap I love this guy.
He ain't much to look at, and something tells me he smells like a bathtub full of cat shit, but he's got a great voice.
He needs to record audiobooks and do voice-overs for margarine commercials.
Also, this is how I picture Icecycle.
|Laserdisc karaoke: Power Of Love|
I don't know, man, I really enjoyed the ones of Idi Amin speaking.
I understand he was a homicidal psychopath, but listening to him tell a roomful of doctors their own business made me smile.
|Chainsaw grip Light Machine Gun|
Neat. He mentions the SteadyCam mount, which was basically what the Marines were using in Aliens, if I remember correctly.
That grenade/flare launcher needs some work, though. Seems pretty awkward.
|Gang stalking in progress|
Ku Klux Klan: Check.
I'm suprised that she didn't mention the fact that there were TWO identical Pontiac Sunfires cruising around at the same time.
Sunfire=RUSE FIN (this is code for "Stop Operations")
The Pontiacs were sent as signal flags to warn the stalkers to stop their operations because they were spotted by this lady's camera.
GOD, you people are thick.
|A christian womans guide to unbogging a 4-wheel drive.|
"If God can part the Red Sea for Moses, maybe he can move the Jeep for us!"
That's not a Jeep, woman. It's a Blazer. You're praying for God to move the wrong damn car! Your Chevy is still stuck but somewhere a Jeep is careening through a parking lot without a driver.
|I have a bad case of diarrhea|
Damn, I love this song.
|Eat An Organic Pear|
|'Communion' - Peek-a-Boo Alien|
No, the book is really not that great.
|The Jenny McCarthy Song|
In space, no one can hear you Plackidee.
I've never seen a clip more deserving of my two hard-earned stars.