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|Alice My First Lady|
|Small girl proudly accepts french kiss from small dog on strange nickelodeon gameshow|
I used to put a bit of hot dog in my mouth and have my dog eat it. Kids and dogs just do shit like this.
It's like WeeGee having a bad trip.
|WTO protester goes bananas at Seattle Council meeting, reads poetry|
To give the other side of his "I got arrested for saying 'fuck'" story:
A man yells "FUCK IT!"
"Excuse me, sir?"
"I need to use the fucking bathroom and the thing is locked!"
"Could you please watch your language?"
"YOU NEVER HEARD FUCK? HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKER?! HUH? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
And then, by his own admission, he ran away. I gotta say, if that happened to me, I would be a little... concerned. I love this guy.
|Ayako Miyake becomes the first Women of Ninja Warrior winner|
GOTTA BANG THAT BUTTON!
|A thin woman in a fat world commercial|
Zaftig brand ice cream. For when you want your jewish girlfriend a little rounder.
|The Wire: McNuggets|
Jackson wasn't no damn president.
|Talking Cat In Sink|
I HAVE EAR MITES
|The Red Rangers|
Yay! Daft Punk is here to save us!
|Sir David Attenborough on God|
As a... I don't know... theist, I agree with Attenborough about a lot of it. But both the presenter and Attenborough have a very unenlightened view of spiritual belief. Not everyone thinks that the creation myths are literal. Not everyone who reads the bible thinks that every word in it is uninterpretable and that to believe in it as a metaphor is blasphemous. We shouldn't strive for a society without faith, but a society where atheist belief is accepted as well as spiritual, and both recognize the universal truth of science. Spiritual truth can only be true to the spirit (or, if you're an atheist, person) that believes that truth. Science is true for everyone.
Also, if you can't understand how parasites could be created by a loving god, that seems to be your problem. There are people who do believe that it happened that way. And they aren't the people who think the kid must have been a fag, neither! I think that line just further cements my point. His spiritual belief that god doesn't exist and didn't create this world is just as much about what he thinks and feels than it is about facts. He can't make "Loving God" and "Parasites in small children" fit together, so he doesn't believe it. But for some people, it can be done. Don't shit on us just because you believe something different about a question that can never be wholly answered.
It's not because your black. It's just because of AIDS.
|Video tape of Guantanamo Bay interrogation|
"Look me in the eyes while you say that" is a most evil phrase.
|The Making of Sculpted Baby Cake|
An umbilical cord to pump in the creme filling.
|Save the Green Planet - english trailer|
My mom got this from Netflix when I visited once. She saw the Netflix description and the poster (Here: http://www.deliciousframes.com/wp-content/uploads/save_green_planet.jpg and here: http://www.ph.utexas.edu/~hongki/archives/movie/save_the_green_planet.jpg) and thought it would be a funny romp. Although she loves movies like this, she liked Oldboy when I showed it to her, she just wasn't up for this movie after the first scene, where a man gets caustic agents sprayed on his groin.
I am always up for this movie.
|Gordon Ramsay serves James May a cock|
How CAN Ramsay consider himself a chef without having taken a drink?
|Alex Jones Does Stand Up|
I wish my dad and me had been in this audience. PREACH IT, BROTHER!
YEAH! YOU'RE A PUNK BITCH WHO LOVES THE NEW WORLD ORDER!
|Guitar playing robot|
The "Data Problem": Technically, perfect, but sucks to listen to. Still awesome
|The Presidents Song|
|The Last Line of Defence.|
"Biometric systems often overlook the fact that a man is wearing one of those head-towels. If we could make a machine that automatically stunned Arabs, we would"
"Now here's more stock video of Airports From The Seventies And Eighties"
|female driver ants find a male|
Sisterhood of the Traveling Feminist Death Squad