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Remember, in a knife fight, it's always smart to flail the blade wildly. That way if your opponent counterattacks, you can plant your knife in your opposite arm.
Never, under any circumstance, make short, controlled stabs.
|Racistman3d: Bad Cops|
The vignette of the death cab is meant to illustrate the officer's inner turmoil while shooting his fellow police in the face.
|Gleen Beck boils a frog alive (OR DOES HE?!)|
How can I drive this point home? I know, I'll simulate the killing of an innocent creature!
I won't find it disturbing because I raped, killed and ate a young girl in 1990!
|Drunk man on bus in Dundee|
|SMOKING:CHANTILLY PIPE TOBACCOS, STRAIGHT; WITH JACKET BROWN OF LEATHER, AND ' STAR WARS GALAXY '|
Han really let himself go.
|Windows 7 Launch Party!|
David Cross' Ominous Voice Says:
"Call Customer Service if you have any questions!"
|Rick Sanchez Exposed FOX News Producer Coaching The 9/12 Tea Party Crowd|
"He's black, they're white"?
|Left 4 Dead teletubby mod|
Teletubbies. And robots. And headcrab zombies. And regular infecteds that are in the game.
Half-assed is right.
|Terrible 'rapper' and his autotune-drenched promo track|
"Give you up for leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent."
|Celebrity Jeopardy 2009 part 1|
God, he JUST SITS THERE. HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
He also is so excited to get "Andy Warhol." He jumps at one of the easiest questions, and is so happy with himself.
|Video Dating - Found Footage Festival|
Half of these guys are high, and the rest are drunk.
All of them are idiots. Except NO FATTIES.
|Ultraviolet - fight scene|
We have swords and gas masks and no idea why we have either of those things.
|Ultraviolet motorcycle chase|
The script for this took so long to write because after every word the writer yelled "Fuck yeah!" and high fived his Wolverine poster.
|Werner Herzog on vegetarianism|
I like Werner Herzog.
|Zionist bell peppers?|
Who puts bell peppers in chili?
|MST3K - Prince of Space Highlights|
I like it, I like it very much.
|How to Win on 'Judge Judy'|
Judge, I gotta go do something everywhere because I got paperwork that needs to smoke a jay.
|Drinking With Bob: I'd Rather Be Called Racist Than Comrade|
"Skiing with Bob" might be a better name, if you get my drift.
|Zach Galifianakis Gets Called a Pussy|
I think of this sometimes, and it makes me laugh.
|Safe House - Pest Control|
English people using guns like some American people I know use guns is always funny.