Suspension through: 0000-00-00
gone for realz
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|Toyota Border Patrol|
I can only hope someone noticed "Nothing Soft Gets In" is a euphemism, but let it slide anyway.
|David Dees Political Satire - Artistic Genius|
"Either I'm incredibly stupid or... ahh..."
|Trailer for Glenn Beck's 'The Overton Window'|
Glenn Beck's journal. October 12, 1985
"The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'Nazis.'"
|There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow!|
|NYC Rat Explosion|
Reporter: "You've got to be shitting me."
|The Origin of Airplane!|
Surely you aren't docking stars for this being a dupe with similar tags to the original?!
Yes I am. And don't call me Shirley.
|Purse Snatchers vs Mob|
What? You say there's a fight going down five blocks away? And two of the guys are purse snatchers on a motorcycle? LET ME GET MY STOOL!
|Lynn Thompson : President & Founder of Cold Steel, Inc.|
"The Way of the Warrior has been misunderstood. It is not a means to kill and destroy others. Those who seek to compete and better one another are making a terrible mistake. To smash, injure, or destroy is the worst thing a human being can do. The real Way of a Warrior is to prevent such slaughter — it is the Art of Peace, the power of love."
"Being unconquerable lies with yourself; being conquerable lies with your enemy."
"At very best, a person wrapped up in himself makes a small package."
-Harry Emerson Fosdick
|121 Foot Rule|
Holding his shorts up with one hand.
|The New Age Movement Threatens Us All|
I would hope that a real shark alarm would actually be an alarm, and not a guy just yelling "SHARK ALARM. GET OUT OF THE WATER. SHARKALARM. SHARK. ALARM. " from the beach.
|Philllies Fan Gets Tasered|
The Zieglers are at it again
|Pamela's Prayer (Christian Anti-Kissing movie)|
"You may now kiss the bride"
*Teeth clack together, five minutes of trying to figure out which side of her nose his nose should go on, both of their eyes opening and then closing, trying to figure out what's going on*
|Chinese Multi-use shovel|
I LOVE SHOVEL!
|Best Cry Ever|
5-stars for scratching his chin.
|Shatner vs. Shatner|
Are they twins, or did the casting director just get tired of auditions? I'm guessing it's a little bit of both...
|Rachel Maddow- Racist Roots of Arizona Law|
"Really , really, really famous for a really, really long time"
Just like that whole boondoggle with McCain and the governor trying to keep Martin Luther King Jr. Day from being a state holiday because of "cost concerns", right?
|A Cleo Video Montage|
Look, I like making fun of Furries as much as the next guy, and lord knows they deserve it, but I have to say: For a cartoon cat, this bitch was hot.
|7 minutes of a terrifying baby|
No, that would make a Lynch movie.
Whenever I hear this song, I can only think of Seymour and Alison. The duality of life. Dogs and huffers.