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Armed shopper shoots at Walmart shoplifter
03/18/13, 09:13
Never have held a SCI licence or whatever it is, i got called to the aisle because the fucker had assulted a female worker, then stabbed my supervisor. i wasnt going to allow the irish dick to just walk out before the filth arrived. got a massive bollocking from my gf who was on customer services. im not a bouncer im just a cycle mechanic |
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Opossum in sweater detects aliens
03/13/13, 15:49
what have i done with my life? fucking opossums. |
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Opossum in sweater detects aliens
03/13/13, 15:31
Im shocked by the animal-love on Poetv today. Id be impressed if it could escape the clutches of a bonkers old lady and run out to play with the traffic. Its robot-toy ordering abilities leave much to be desired. Animals like this should be a paste on the side of the road. |
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Opossum in sweater detects aliens
03/13/13, 15:20
Oh, opossum. One of natures greats forgive my ignorance.
Ive never seen one or bothered to visit one in a zoo.
Looks like a small, shit badger, in fact thats a better name; shitebadger. |
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Driving into hell.
03/13/13, 15:08
Somewhere far ahead is an old rover or ford giving it the fucking beans. The flames are just for decoration. Dethklok must be in town. |
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Armed shopper shoots at Walmart shoplifter
03/13/13, 14:56
Old people deserve it, ive been knocked off my bike 3 times this year on my way to work by blind old fucks. Its only march, if I wasnt a cycle mechanic id have to pay for the damage myself. Kids over here are pretty round these days chomping on their maccy D's. Asthmatic fucks |
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Opossum in sweater detects aliens
03/13/13, 14:49
Thats numberwang
Shes fucking barmy mate.
"Go and make me cheese on toast old bag" |
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Armed shopper shoots at Walmart shoplifter
03/13/13, 14:38
This is obviously an opportunity to arm loss prevention officers? At least you can carry guns I had to take down a mad drunk bloke with a broken branston pickle jar with nothing but the underside of my Dr.Martens boots. Facestomp in Toys R Us! Blood and pickle in the aisles. Looked like someone had taken a glass-filled shit sideways. |
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Opossum in sweater detects aliens
03/13/13, 14:21
Grandkids dont visit anymore do they, love?
This crazy old crone would of had an angelfire or homestead page back in the day, now she can go down to wall-mart and buy a webcam and vomit all over the internet with her insane spewings. Its just not the same without a shit background and mad, mad possum animated GIFs. 5* for being that mental and avoiding the men in white coats. |
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What is JASH?
03/13/13, 08:59
How about poetv rebranding to GASH and it only shows snuff films, road accidents, suicides and lady flange? lets trim the fat and get straight to the meat, pissflaps n all. |
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Francis Is PISSED about SimCity
03/06/13, 18:07
Someones tried to draw a face on a potato, by the looks of things. But who taught it to talk? |
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Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe S01E01
02/16/13, 16:20
So hes got ScreenWipe on the Beeb and Black Mirror on channel 4. All he needs now is to have an ITV celebrity tourture show where the public votes on how hot the pliers should be. We wait with bated breath. |
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Getting Dressed Without Arms
09/16/12, 05:59
*quite. Epic fail from the bloke WITH arms.
Why doesn't the people she know sew velcro into her clothes instead of watching her bundle with zips and buttons? |
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Getting Dressed Without Arms
09/16/12, 05:56
Stone the crows! Shes quit handy, no wait... |
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Big Ideas: Vertical Farming
09/14/12, 14:31
"My world will be ecologically balanced"
Yeah, his future entails eating out of a garbage can. |
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Matt Damon Craft Updated
09/13/12, 17:38
The only thing he should be able to build with in his world is rancid shit. Rancid shit and liquid AIDS! |
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Quiz About Map Symbols Goes Awry
09/13/12, 13:32
Whenever I see Japanese people fail I cant help but shout
"I HAVE BROUGHT SHAME ON MY FAMILY!" in a shit accent.
Has anyone posted Takashis' Castle yet on POE? |
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Dr. Strangelove - The War Room
08/21/12, 15:56
Now... Five! *eyebrows*
And five stars you focking legend. |
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66 Year Old Man Smokes Marijuana for the First Time
08/21/12, 15:53
Love the 2001 moment of clarity "thats the way.. to make it work"
Why give him the shortest pipe to start with though? Is he going to sneak it into the bingo hall?
At least he'll finally be able to relate to his teenage grandkids. |
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Dumb Sonic Running
08/18/12, 20:26
One does what he can. |
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