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Hannity: Iraq Should 'Pay Us Back For Their Liberation'
05/11/10, 18:00
I think Hannity owes me for the shoe I'm about to leave up his ass. (I'm going to wear my good shoes.) |
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Harriet the Turtle talks to ghosts
05/11/10, 17:55
A comment from the original on Youtube-
"if youre psychic you wouldve known the camera was on when you were picking your nose"
So true. |
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WWF 9/11 PSA
05/11/10, 17:52
I'm going to 5 star this just to see what happens. |
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Andrew Lee - Body Heat
05/11/10, 17:41
If Stevie Wonder were a deaf and foul mouth teenager, I think this is what we would have. |
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Carlos Mencia Confronted by Joe Rogan
05/11/10, 01:27
This is ancient. It's good to be reminded of what a crappy comedian and thief Mencia is, though. |
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Warhammer 40k Movie Test Reel
05/10/10, 21:19
The porn music from the 80s is a brilliant touch. The Space Marines look like furniture rolling about, with someone's head sticking out of a drawer, the alien thingies look like ghoulies, and the orcs, as always, are pure awesome.
What I'm saying is that I would watch a 40k movie. |
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Big fat pothead discovers free energy
05/10/10, 20:36
When I was 8 I got my hands on dozens of huge rubber bands. I attached them to my bike such a contraptionary way that when I got it going, the rubber bands would keep peddling for me... FOREVER! Things weren't working out so well, and then one of the bands snapped. I realised (in some crude way) that you needed energy to break stuff, so these god damn rubber bands were actually slowing me down and would in no way give me a free ride to the video game arcade.
Fucking science has also prevented me from flying by moving my legs very fast and from travelling through time by attaching several old car batteries to cunningly arranged loops of chicken wire. |
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Eyjafjallajökull pronounciation
05/10/10, 20:21
Hey! I'm going to Iceland in a few months. I'll update with how much and in what manner they laughed at my sorry attempts to speak their language. |
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Dog riding on a turtle
05/10/10, 18:06
Gives me an idea. If I had turtles for shoes, I could walk very slightly faster, or very slowly even when standing still. |
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Fox News interviews Ronald Jenkees
05/09/10, 23:52
You have not made enough money YOU FAIL SIR! |
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(InvisibleCrane) PETA And Olivia Munn Rant
05/09/10, 23:43
"THAT SHOW JUST HIRED A SUPERMODEL SO MORE GUYS WILL WATCH!"
Shit guys, he's cracking the code. Contact agent M and tell him "the bacon hawk has left the nest." |
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New Sport: Liquid Mountaineering
05/09/10, 16:03
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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A redneck man in Germany makes America proud
05/09/10, 16:00
Keeps your fingernails clean. |
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TFL - Re: This hobo talked to me
05/09/10, 15:29
You make a good case. I'll watch it later with a friend who is better at understanding mush mouth talk (he was a tech phone centre guy for a while). |
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21 Foot Rule Less Talk and More action
05/09/10, 13:31
I'm wondering who would be the worse neighbour, this guy or the ones who let their two dogs shit in the backyard so much and never clean up that after a few years their entire yard was one enormous dog mega-turd that had melded together until we had to phone the city on them.
I suppose the dog shit wouldn't stab you, so there's that. |
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TFL - Re: This hobo talked to me
05/09/10, 13:23
Do all TFL guys mumble like they are chewing on corn chips? I couldn't watch more than two minutes of this. Is it all whining about how pretty girls don't give hobos a fair chance at banging them? |
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Grammar Nazi
05/08/10, 20:34
Yea, it froze. I'll just assume there was no redeeming bit of wit at the end. |
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Furry Pride (It's My Life)
05/08/10, 12:35
"I won't be silenced! I will shout out loud! My voice will not be silenced!"
"Alright, what do you want to say?"
"I dress up like a schnauzer and masterbate to dog videos on the net!"
"..." |
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Judge Joe Brown - The Case of the Broken Laptop
05/08/10, 12:29
Hey, pineapplejuicer. What is with the "Strike One!" business? What happens when you get to (presumably) strike three? |
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TFL Dwayne talks to a girl at a cramped aquarium
05/07/10, 23:07
This girl isn't being paid enough to deal with Morlocks for Dimension Basement. |
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