|Be careful when you crush a spider. |
I seriously doubt a spider gave you MRSA http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17017234
^ take 'em ^
|What do you keep near your bed for the event of a break in?|
Seriously though, Australia.
|Family Feud - A Fast Money goes bad.|
It's not the punchline dude, it's the showmanship.
I have no idea how to rate this. Like 'God's Biggest Boners,' its a riff on Maximum Exposure (itself poe-worthy as future EIT fodder), but I don't think its supposed to be a parody as much as an out-and-out ape. Meh, it's fucking awful, five.
|Trial by Stone|
In 3D no less:
|$100 Note Unveiling video from the Federal Reserve|
|Cat tells the penguin joke|
ugh why do i know what you mean
|Finland sends its regards|
Finnland sends its regrets
|I Can't Shake This Feeling|
FUCK YES, starts out great and then becomes an alternate universe version of Hardcore. So much great shit get's ghettoed to 73q. This would be top of the week shit on PoetV fur shirr.
|Redneck Tased off His Lawn Mower|
Wow guys, great job five-ing an O'Reilly Factor skit! More of this guy's "humor": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1dK6NbuJGk.
|Hatchet Happenings Episode 2|
She's the mother of the children in the other video who "miraculously" look like their father, so the real sadness is that the ICP empire isn't just her livelihood, but also her life. Or maybe it isn't so sad, them bein' so rich and all, I know I could use some Wicked Clown money oh god i just realized i'm jealous of icp what has my life become
|Patriotic Man in a Revealing Bathing Suit Dances for Senior Citizens|
This serves as a pretty comprehensive recap The Wire's second season.
|i know you dont like this|
Why'd you do it Thom?
|For the Record - Let Uganda Kill Their Gays|
Holy shit five for evil
Film buffs will recognize John-Anthony Bailey from New Wave Hookers (with Traci Lords!) and The Kentucky Fried Movie, however his greatest performance was undoubtedly as "Negro," the Virgil-like figure in Devil in Miss Jones Parts 3 & 4.
|What happened when FEAR played SNL in 1981.|
Sick, I've been looking for this footage for forever. And John Joseph is just too precious not to five star.
|Guy on acid, locked in closet and tape recorded|
How did this ancient Dan Deacon shit get through the hopper?
|Bernie and Ert: Drug Bust|
|Diner Scene from Five Easy Pieces|
Who told you that? I know fame invites spurious associations but I'm almost certain this is the Denny's on I-5 near Eugene. I swear I've looked out that window in the opening shot.