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Reggie Watts Versus a Car Battery
01/10/10, 16:17 So he's weird. I don't think that's good reason to call him a sodomite. |
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Doctor Who - Season 5 trailer
01/10/10, 14:06 I've never been a fan of this show. But this new Doctor looks to have been hand-crafted to make me want to punch him to death. |
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Las Vegas Courthouse Shootout
01/10/10, 12:01 The only way something like this could've been interesting would be if Lonnie was doing the commentary. Then again, I dread the day when Lonnie, like yakety sax and slow mo before him, gets old. So nevermind. |
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Foundation against directors who don't do shit on their shoot (James Cameron)
01/10/10, 12:00 Titanic was pretty bad, you guys. He makes another movie as good as Terminator 2, and I'll give him a pass on Titanic. Until then, he made one of the worst, most annoying movies I've ever seen. |
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The Love Guru - Opening song
01/10/10, 11:58 There was a time when Mike Meyers could make any movie he wanted. And the movies he wanted to make were "the ones that gave him a check at the end." |
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Fish Mascot Eats a Man
01/10/10, 11:54 That was his reward. |
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Toonces, the Driving Cat - Toonces' Rival
01/10/10, 11:53 "I don't care if we don't have any good ideas to set up the punch line. Use bad ones, then!"
Five stars for the standard SNL sense of proportion. |
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Oh...shit.
01/10/10, 11:46 To be fair, if you call people a fag for calling a video a dupe, you get called a fag.
Shit, I don't know about the rest of you, but I get a message calling me a fag when I log in here. |
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Patton Oswalt: Orgy
01/09/10, 23:46 Oh, Fucksquatch... |
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Helen Thomas Asks a Valid Question
01/09/10, 23:39 Guys, any one of us could juggle what Enjoy knows about religion or ethics. Giving him a response with any level of seriousness is pretty ridiculous. Even moreso cause it's Enjoy and he's long since bowed out of commenting on this video. |
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Craig Ferguson on the Leno/Conan rumors
01/09/10, 23:36 Man, where IS Carson Daly in all of this? Shit. That guy's got hella opinions! |
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Oh...shit.
01/09/10, 23:33 "That does happen every once in a while!" Uh... Nice save there, high-school-voice. |
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Antiques Roadshow - Highest Appraisal Ever
01/09/10, 22:05 I love so many of the comments on this video, but I'm going to have to give Camonk's Award for Commenting Excellence to the one that encourages me to drink for no good reason. |
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Titanic: The OTHER animated movie
01/09/10, 22:03 Thanks to Anonymous, I now instantly connect that voice to self-righteous internet pretension. Maybe it ain't fair, but, well, you know. |
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Helen Thomas Asks a Valid Question
01/09/10, 21:53 I'm really, really looking forward the slew of dumbass comments this one's going to bring out. So five stars just to hopefully keep it on the front page. |
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Helen Thomas Asks a Valid Question
01/09/10, 21:52 Dude, don't fucking talk about Adama. That guy... No, he wasn't perfect, but he still got the fleet to Earth--IN TWO SEPARATE SERIES
You fucking back-seat space-general. You're what's wrong with America. Why do you want the Cylons to win, Enjoy? |
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'Hail Sodomy, or death camps to you all!'
01/09/10, 19:32 Plus that means she does anal. |
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'Hail Sodomy, or death camps to you all!'
01/09/10, 19:32 How the christ did I miss this video for so long. |
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Fatty bump firing a Beretta
01/09/10, 19:26 It's mainly using their choking as an excuse to punch them and let them die. It's pretty successful at that stuff. |
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Foundation against directors who don't do shit on their shoot (James Cameron)
01/09/10, 19:24 Nobody who made Titanic gets to smug about any other movies. |
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