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Douchebag diver bothers a poor puffer fish
01/28/09, 11:06
It's all just a psychological tactic to make the ocean slightly less terrifying for the rest of us. This guy's a hero. Of course, the sharks are going to come after him and he's basically fucked. |
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Daniel Songer's Awful 'Standup' Returns (part 2)
01/28/09, 10:30
"Most people like to see me dance." Most... most people in the world? Most people who know him? Is it just that most people who have met him would rather see him dance than listen to him speak? |
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Ejection seat montage
01/28/09, 09:51
You know there's a one in three chance that each of those was John McCain. That's how many times that dude has had to ditch out of an aircraft he was incompetently flying. |
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Exploding Ninja Fish
01/28/09, 09:48
Technically correct, but there is not any time that it is not great to be a ninja. |
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How's Your News? - Amy Sedaris
01/28/09, 09:43
Well, this is the internet! Tell us about it in exhaustive, boring detail! |
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The Muppet Show - Sax and Violence
01/28/09, 09:36
I have done that many times. Then later I'll go back and watch the video, secure that I've made the right decision. I've never been wrong. |
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The Karate Kid hates his bike
01/28/09, 09:35
I never knew Wannabe was Mr. Miyagi's given name. Thank you for filling in that gap! |
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Cut It, Piss On It, Sh*t On It!
01/28/09, 09:26
We are SO spoiled on this site. 20 seconds is now too long to be "short." |
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Lighthouse vs. Tidal Waves
01/28/09, 09:25
Oh god please just shut up. I imagine you sitting at the computer with your black turtleneck and beret and orange pince nez sunglasses every single goddamned day just waiting to pontificate. Then, when no one gives you the chance you just generate one and type and type and type, spidery little nicotine-stained fingers with a fucking THUMB RING on each hand just blurring as you rush to state your faggy opinion. Fuck, dude. |
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Kitten Fails
01/28/09, 09:18
Well that's only partly true. Yes, from a descriptive standpoint, linguistics is primarily interested in how people use language. But an ongoing change is very different from something that's in accepted usage. A linguist wouldn't get bent out of shape if a person from southern Memphis said "We was." But in the case of an ongoing change, it is perfectly acceptable to challenge it, to test the change and see if it's actually useful.
That said, yeah, "fail" in that sense is here to stay and there's not much we can do about it. |
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Charles Bronson in... ASSASSINATION
01/28/09, 09:13
When Charles Bronson fell off the motorcycle to avoid being exploded, he looked... less like himself than he usually does. By a considerable degree. |
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Daniel Songer's Awful 'Standup' Returns
01/27/09, 23:04
Hey, man, way to be MUNDANE. Everybody knows that REAL comics, like Stanhope, man, they don't need setups or punchlines. Those are hopelessly outdated. Songer sees a joke and he kills it. If you go to one of his shows, people are squirming with discomfort. If you don't like that, well, WELCOME MUNDANETOWN. POPULATION: YOU |
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Ripple Wine Commerical
01/27/09, 18:45
No don't! It's a trick! |
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The State - Sideways House
01/27/09, 09:31
I've seen some student nurses. They're not actually that hot. |
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Tim and Eric - The Jim and Derrick Show (Part 2)
01/27/09, 09:28
You got sketched. |
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Tim and Eric - The Jim and Derrick Show (Part 1)
01/27/09, 09:23
I got boarded. |
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The REAL ninja cat
01/27/09, 08:59
The cat's timing is impeccable. |
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Tony Benn to BBC 'If you wont broadcast the Gaza appeal then I will myself'
01/27/09, 08:56
I like how, after yelling and pointing at the lady, "People will DIE because of the BBC's decision!" he sounds kind of apologetic when he says, "That's the truth--I have to tell you." He's so intrinsically polite that he actually apologizes after answering her question truthfully. |
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Maria Bamford- Dad/High School Nemesis
01/27/09, 08:49
No guys, I'm sorry, this is the only funny female comic. If I were to see another one, I'd say, Well that's just the exception that proves the rule.
Also it's good to know that the Doug Stanhope and Margaret Cho demographics cross? |
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Giants Fan Crying
01/27/09, 00:10
I almost forgot: everyone from Atlanta is gay. |
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