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Ann Shines Her Dad's Shoes
12/29/08, 13:29
Her? |
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Santa Claus Is God?
12/27/08, 11:30
I'm writin' a letter like you told me to. |
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Tales From the Quadead Zone: We'll see about that mothafxcka!!
12/21/08, 11:44
Man don't just go and dig a grave for yourself in a basement. You are simply ASKING for something ironic and deadly to happen to you. |
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Cats Being Awesome: Part II
12/21/08, 11:40
Is the humble housecat the only animal badass enough to take on a honey badger? This video suggests that it might be. |
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$ale of the Century
12/21/08, 09:41
All that fast-twitch muscle fiber is bane of participation in a free market. Still, I mean, being propositioned by your own daughter is a bit much. |
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'Outlaws' Opening
12/21/08, 09:37
Grizzled Lincoln has long ol' monkey arms. |
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Target Women: Lessons 2008
12/20/08, 18:50
Anything that makes anime nerds angry is worth four stars. |
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Oscar the Grouch - I Hate Christmas
12/20/08, 17:46
Between Statler and Waldorf, the Muppets have some real curmudgeonly assholes. Which is why they are so great. "I'll tell him where to put his toys." Give 'em hell, Oscar! |
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Kung Fu Hustle - 3 Heroes vs Axe Gang
12/20/08, 17:38
If you've never seen Iron Monkey, then it will blow your mind. If you have seen it, then I disagree that this is the greatest kung fu film you've ever seen, though it is goddamned awesome as like fifty girls kissing in a shower. |
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Kung Fu Hustle - 3 Heroes vs Axe Gang
12/20/08, 17:35
Well, the negatives are that it's shorter and "heroes" is misspelled in the title. But on the other hand there's no horrible dubbing. So it's a wash. Five stars! What a wild ride to get to my justification for that rating. |
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Rutt's Hut - Clifton N.J.
12/20/08, 15:51
Fuck you, I'm still not going to New Jersey. |
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ckBot
12/20/08, 15:44
That might not sound impressive, but realize that it took humans tens of thousands of years to evolve white trash. Robots have done it in a handful of generations. |
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Virgins From Hell (1987)
12/20/08, 15:39
Yeah, and he takes monster shits in there, and he doesn't have a maid, so it smells. Fuck you this is Indonesia, where they roast women alive, apparently. Any place is a chamber of horrors. |
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WINDOWS SOLITAIRE FTW!!!
12/20/08, 15:35
Except there's only one of you. |
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The DMV
12/20/08, 00:19
Your friends are talentless hacks and everyone involved with this horrible show ought to be sterilized. And maybe kicked in the face. |
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Chris Morris - Motherbanger (Pixies Parody)
12/19/08, 15:35
Wow if they hadn't told me that wasn't the Pixies I probably would've thought it was. |
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Zack, the LEGO Maniac.
12/19/08, 13:54
Man what if his name had been, like, Leroy? They would've been in big trouble. He'd still be a lego maniac, but it would not have rhymed at all. |
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Santa Claus Will Take You To Hell
12/19/08, 13:32
Yes, thank you. Camonkmas is on Tuesday and I'm sick of this fat fuck helping make sure Christmas consistently overshadows it. |
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Mo Money Taxes Presents: Mo'Money Vice.
12/19/08, 13:29
Oh god they have offices in Tennessee! I know where I'm goin' to get my taxes done this year! |
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Box Turtle Has a Snack
12/19/08, 13:08
He is goin' to TOWN on that strawberry! |
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