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Man attempts to break world record for karate chopping coconuts
10/11/08, 23:52
Quick, pretend those coconuts are the Nazis! No wait your ridiculous country would just surrender to them. Okay, pretend they're the jews! No wait you'd just report them to the Nazis. Well I don't know what to tell you. |
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Man with Obama sticker on monkey doll notices he's on camera.
10/11/08, 23:45
That guy's sole occupation is writing letters to every level of government. He doesn't have coworkers or friends or probably much family. One brother who lives in Philly and has a wife and some kinds, probably some grandkids, doesn't really talk to his weird, reclusive brother much. |
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1970 - Occupation of Mount Rushmore
10/11/08, 20:23
Awesome so I bet if I call 'em Native Americans while whaggling a bottle of whiskey and a string of wampum they'll really be pissed! Suck it, redskins. I had to take a class on your boring literature and I've hated you guys ever since. Leslie Marmon Silko can suck my balls. |
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tapir runs and leaps screaming into water
10/11/08, 20:19
You know who else is a close relative of a horse? Your mom. So... I guess that means you are, too, since you're related to your mom? Man sorry about the horse genes, bro. |
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Barack using police as 'truth squads' to intimidate conservatives
10/11/08, 13:16
We had a local cop who taught a criminal justice class at the high school and told awesome stories about staring down 18 gang members who wanted to kill a pig. In retrospect, I think he might have made some of those stories up. |
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Broken Pixels - Target: Terror
10/11/08, 13:13
I've got catch my flight, just keep the exploding barrel! Asshole! |
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John McCain is trying to get his people under control
10/11/08, 13:05
I'm sorry, but tons of people manage to run for public office, including the office of president, without selling out every ounce of morality they have or claim to have. Yes, the run for president is dirty. But this is not a new McCain, and people are acting like it is, like he's been dragged along all unwilling by Rove. It's not true. He never would have done this if everyone hadn't started calling him on it. If it had been working, he never would have tried to rein these people in.
And by Palin getting smart I guess I meant Palin getting better at talking to people. As Reagan and Bush showed, you don't have to be smart to be dangerous. And I think after a few years of grooming, Palin could've been dangerous.
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Airplane 2 - Scraps will have to be shot
10/11/08, 12:32
I saw this as a young, delicate lad and was scarred until it turned out it was blanks and Scraps was fine. Then I laughed with relief and a sudden affection for dark humor. Mood: Pensive. Music: Dashboard confessional :~( |
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30 Rock - Don't Take Liz Lemon's Food
10/10/08, 23:24
Or the whole bit with all the flashbacks and her threats to Kenneth. It's got to be all or nothing.
October 30th is going to be my new birthday. |
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John McCain is trying to get his people under control
10/10/08, 23:20
I don't feel sorry for him because he's a stupid asshole. All you guys saying oh he's better than that: bullshit. If he knew better, if he thought it was wrong, he wouldn't have fucking done it. So fuck him. I'm glad he's getting hanged by his own stupid, brazenly divisive tactics. It's what deserves, especially since the same thing was done to him and he SHOULD have known better. There are not these two or three or a billion separate McCains or whatever you desperate, whinging, hand-wringing twats want--or if there are, none of them is a good, decent guy. They're all sanctimonious, hypocritical assholes. McCain from 2000 just hid it better because he was in the spotlight less. I'm so looking forward to closing the book on his sordid, nasty, self-serving career in politics.
And luckily we're closing the same book on Palin now. Can you imagine if Rove and company had dug her up after she had time to get smart? To be able to hit the ground running? Then she would've been really scary. Oh well. Fuck you assholes, I'm glad you're going to lose. You deserve it. |
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Fart Accident
10/10/08, 19:53
I just can't see Simone LeCowell laughing at something like that. He'd probably make fun of how bad her fart was. |
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30 Rock - Don't Take Liz Lemon's Food
10/10/08, 18:02
This is kind of poorly edited and choppy but 30 Rock and Liz will never get less than four stars from me. |
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Nostrobamaus
10/10/08, 14:08
I figure whoever wins, America will get a president it deserves. |
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Tom Brokaw Cannot Read His Teleprompter
10/10/08, 13:45
This kind of sums up Brokaw's experience with the whole debate. I really felt sorry for him after first half hour or so. |
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Betty White on McCain
10/10/08, 13:42
Holy crap. Five stars for Betty White? Oh yes. Definitely. A hundred times yes. |
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The Great Escape - Motorcycle Finale
10/10/08, 09:38
Yes, even Magnificent Seven could've used some motorcycles and Nazis. You are wise. |
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Granny kicks baby compilation
10/10/08, 09:33
All right, Spain, that's this and Guernica. You're getting there. |
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Japanese animation of the Hiroshima A-bomb
10/10/08, 09:20
I know, right? For once it wasn't like Grandma's slideshow of her trip to the Hiroshima detonation. |
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Japanese animation of the Hiroshima A-bomb
10/10/08, 00:54
I was tempted to be that faggot, cause god knows. Anime, right? But this was actually uh really cool and horrifying. |
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Barack Obama's debate prep
10/10/08, 00:11
Not that it isn't pretty funny on its own or whatever. But my five stars are solely for the first honest to god good impression of Obama I've seen. |
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