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Congressional Aide Resigns After Slamming Obama Daughters
12/08/14, 02:14

>>It goes beyond communications people, but pretty much into the entire scope of government employees. I remember a few years ago a Marine got discharged for starting a Tea Party group on Facebook and posting that he wouldn't follow The President's orders.

Sweet Jesus, that's a whole different thing. I wouldn't expect a marine to be discharged for Saying Obama's kids shouldn't act so restless during the turkey pardoning cermony, but forming an online group and saying you won't follow orders? On "Arrested Development" they would call that "light treason". If you're not going to follow orders, why would they want you to in the marines?
Congressional Aide Resigns After Slamming Obama Daughters
12/08/14, 02:03

Yeah, this person deserves to be out of a job, not so much because questionable moral judgement but for sheer incompetence. In other words, I wouldn't expect her to be fired for a bitchy private tweet in almost any other kind of job, but a COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR? Get her outta there, before she REALLY fucks up!
illegal aliens cross the border and make anchor babies. WTF!!!
12/06/14, 07:34

The problem with hate fucks is that they lead to anger babies.

I think that guy in the sombrero just wants to steal all our delicious Fritos corn chips.
Mariah Carey Sings 'All I Want for Christmas is You' at the 2014 Rockerfeller Tree Lighting
12/05/14, 23:42

I'm not a fan of Mariah Carey and i hate that style of singing, but there's nothing scandalous here.
illegal aliens cross the border and make anchor babies. WTF!!!
12/05/14, 17:44

When I saw the title I was afraid it might turn out to be something racist. I'm very relieved.
Lady Takes Down Sign Advertising Weight Loss for Youths
12/05/14, 13:16

There's a huge amount of dysfunction and ignorance that goes into our current obesity problem. People think people get fat because they're lazy, but sleep deprivation, from crazy work schedules, adds to the problem. Our bodies have evolved under conditions that cause us to crave fats and carbohydrates, and our economic system rewards industries that provide us what we crave cheaply and plentifully. Our government is lobbied to provide subsidies to these industries, so that a box of crackers costs as much as a single vegetable. I could go on. It's a societal problem, but conservatives are going to stand in the way of all attempts to solve it as a society.

And if you're under 30, and you think this is someone else's problem, pardon me while i have a laugh at your expense, and then face the ordeal of learning how to test my blood sugar.

I think this woman's anger is misplaced, but she's no more ignorant than the dipshits who make catty remarks about Michelle Obama.
Lady Takes Down Sign Advertising Weight Loss for Youths
12/05/14, 12:05

One of the changes in recent years is that they've moved the line, so they tell you you've got diabetes a lot earlier than they used to, which no doubt helps with management.
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/05/14, 11:19

oh shit, i did it again.
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/05/14, 11:19

Neil Patrick Harris is balls out awesome. You guys don't appear to have checked out the link I posted, so there's this:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=137334

and this:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=137345

Note that he carries these amazing musical numbers, they don't carry him. This isn't one of those things where the celebrity stands there sort of singing while dancers surround him to create the illusion that he's participating in a musical number. His musical theater background is solid. It may be the iceberg beneath the TV career we're all familiar with.

For more NPH awesomeness, search POETV for "Neil Patrick Harris"

And it occurs to me now that if "How I met your mother" had been about NPH's character,, it would have been awesome. Barney was a gay man's portrayal of a heartless womanizer who actually had a heart, in all things but love. Barney loved to take advantage of women with "daddy issues" when he himself had daddy issues like nobody's business. Barney never knew his father, and for years he had a delusional fantasy that his father was Bob Barker. I believe that he eventually met his father, who was a disappointment. Barney's daddy issues were finally resolved in an instant when he himself became the daddy that he and all his conquests had been searching for, in the one part of the finale that actually did not suck.
Lady Takes Down Sign Advertising Weight Loss for Youths
12/05/14, 10:37

I still have a lot to learn about this (they make you take a class) so all I'm going to tell you now is that the doctor who gave me the news was upbeat and encouraging; and 2. Basically, I need to lose weight.

Now, here's a little story. There's only one thing that ever helped me lose weight and that was walking 10K steps a day with a pedometer. I dropped a lot of weight, but then I had an accident where I broke my ankle, and after that apparently something happened in the factory in china where they make pedometers. Maybe it's a communist plot, but all of a sudden every pedometer that I buy at walmart or whatever breaks within a month. It's been like that for the past few years... BUT

Two weeks ago, I bought my first smart phone, and, as it happens the day before I get the diagnosis I discovered that there was an app that allows my phone to count my steps... so I''m on it. If I lose enough weight I might be able to get my blood sugar back down over the line. Also I can

How serious it is depends on how well I respond. Discipline doesn't come easily to me, but it comes. I quit smoking, and then I quit drinking.
Lady Takes Down Sign Advertising Weight Loss for Youths
12/05/14, 09:37

Give the gift of diabetes.
Shameless USA - Karen at the Purity Ball
12/05/14, 05:49

http://youtu.be/_W-fIn2QZgg

At first I thought this was a reality show. Don't knowhether to be disappointed or relieved.
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/05/14, 02:23

What part of NEIL PATRICK HARRIS don't you understand?

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=137334
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/04/14, 23:01

If the ending hadn't been such a colossal middle finger, I might be inclined to argue with you, but I used to watch it, and I used to kind of like it. Telling me that it's shit isn't going to erase that experience, and it's not an argument for why I should denounce that experience.

I believe your hatred of HIMYM is sincere and reasonable, and I respect it. I don't believe that it's pure unadulterated shit, but that doesn't seem like a strong endorsement, does it? I've made my case, and I have nothing to add to it. If I thought you were missing something by not watching HIMYM, that might be worth arguing, but I do not.
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/04/14, 20:21

Shakespeare once wrote a play he called "Much Ado About Nothing", openly mocking his own ridiculous plot, something about a guy being tricked into thinking his girlfriend was sleeping around, and the girlfriend ing responding by faking her death for some reason. Four hundred years later, no one cares about the plot, but everybody loves Beatrice and Benedict, a different pair of lovers whose ambivalent passion is funny, sexy, and real, and which is resolved by a plot device so simple that it would all be over in half an act if not for the silly goings on with Claudio and Hero.

If anybody will admit to liking "Friends", the whole thing was structured around Ross and Rachel, the dullest TV couple ever. Monica and Chandler got together purely by accident. The writers intended it to be a fling, but they were a great comedy couple, cute and funny as hell. Never cared about Ross and Rachel. They could have never gotten together in the finale, wouldn't have noticed.

The main premise of How I met your Mother was always ridiculous, and now that the horrible resolution has been delivered, it's unforgivable, and I may never watch it again. I have about 7 GBs on my hard drive that I'll be getting around to clearing one day.

But before I knew that so much SUCK had been built in, the supporting characters and certain comic devices were entertaining. For example whenever in the story Ted and his buddies were smoking weed, Ted would tell his kids they'd been "eating sandwiches", so the characters would be shown eating subs, holding them like they were huge joints. Or when Ted cant remember the name of a woman he dated 30 years ago, his character is shown introducing her to her friends "Guys, this is Blahblah. " I thought these were funny, but I loved Barney, Marshall and Lily. Also Ted's embarrassingly horny mom, who i think may have made out with Barney once. I would never watch a show that was only about Ted.

They didn't write themselves into a corner. That ending had been filmed at the very beginning, so the actors playing the kids wouldn't age. It was always going to end that way, and they spent nine years consciously building toward that shit sandwich of finale. I'd sure like to try the sandwiches they were eating when thought that up!
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/04/14, 19:46

Again, I forget to use the reply button, making me the dick head once more.
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/04/14, 19:39

Thanks. i think I'll be okay. Having quit smoking and drinking, I now need to watch what I eat. I don't regret the first two, so I don't expect to regret the third. Plus it's going to help me get a handle on my best friend, who's been diabetic and obese for years and pounds down ice cream and candy bars. She's not going to be able to do those things around me any more.

My dad was born with a hole between the chambers of his heart. He nearly died in his twenties, had open heart surgery when it was still a big deal, and you had to go to Bethesda to get it. Well, he's had occasional problems with chest pains and heart skips, but his brother and his father had none of these, smoked and drank freely, and died in their fifties and forties, respectively. My Dad is 78, and still travels quite a bit. His heart condition probably saved his life, plus it allowed me to grow up with a dad who wasn't a drunk.
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/04/14, 15:56

So if I had hit enter on the keyboard a few seconds later, I would have been been the dickhead? Today I learned that I have diabetes, but right now I feel lucky.
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/04/14, 15:50

Her identity was revealed at the end of season 8, so she was a character in season 9.
How I Met Your Mother: The Definitive Alternate Ending
12/04/14, 15:08

That would be suuuuuch a correct guess!

And I thought that the show was okay. After all, it had Neil Patrick Harris, America's awesomest gay man, playing against type as compulsive womanizer, and Jason Segel and Alison Hannigan were a great sexy comedy couple.

But the ending was beyond terrible. The mom, we learn, died three years ago. Ted's kids, who have been listening to this story, are so moved that they urge Ted to go over to Aunt Robyn's apartment and nail her immediately, so he does. The end.

Yeah, it was pretty romantic.

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