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Battlefield Earth takes the Razzie for worst movie of the decade!
10/14/13, 23:33

What was the first?
Battlefield Earth takes the Razzie for worst movie of the decade!
10/14/13, 23:31

It wasn't the uploader, it was the lunatic submitter.

My second-hand linux-salvaged aptop has been down, and I've been waiting for a new one. in the meantime, the fact that i submitted BATTLESHIP EARTH in the title has been haunting me, and I've been waiting to get back here to fix it.
Battlefield Earth (whole movie)
10/08/13, 20:32

It's been taken down... THANK GOD!
Pretty Pretty Princess
10/06/13, 06:32

I just watched a bunch of these, and they're all like this. I honestly can't tell if they're brilliant or horrible, or what the fucking joke is supposed to be.. Five stars for ambiguity.
I Guess I'm a Racist
10/05/13, 21:47

MOTHER WITH TODDLER:" I guess WE'RE racist."

TODDLER: "Not me. I just hate faggots."
The Best Portable Vaporizers Going Into 2013. VapeLife's Top 3 Vapes Of 2012!!
10/05/13, 21:39

It would be great if, after all that buildup....

http://tinyurl.com/np3pz6k
I, Frankenstein Trailer
10/05/13, 09:59

meets Abbot and Costello
12 Inch Penis!!! OMG!!! Really?!?!
10/05/13, 03:32

Mature content, or whatever.
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 15:21

I honestly don't remember seeing him in here. I looked up some of his posts, and he does seem like a really nice guy. I'm pretty embarrassed about this. I'm not in a position to mock anyone for unseemly interests.

I don't know if you're serious about getting this through, but if you want ME to do it, you're going to have to wait a while before I'm in the mood to draw attention to myself again after this. I've also been here since the days of POE Red, and I've never really put myself out this mnuch before. I don't know what magic powers you think I might have to get it through the hopper, except, I suppose, the ability to not be embarrassed about submitting a Boxxy video... but for the moment, my shamelessness powers are waning.

I don't think you were serious, but the fact that you were pretty respectful toward Boomer, not just in this thread but in others, makes me want to think that I've misjudged you.

>>This made me a lot more excited than it should have.

I'm going to assume that you're referring to the irony of it all. According to her Mom, this girl was reading Shakespeare for pleasure at the age of eight, something that I discovered at 30. She's smart as hell, and she loves irony.
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 12:19

>>Boomer is the nicest person on this site. I can take you making fun of ponies, but please don't be mean to Boomer. :(

Wait, Boomer is a person on this site?

(facepalm) Oh of course he is! lotsmoreorcs is too much of a horrible mean-spirited troll to resist making personal shots at people. He wouldn't make it about some TV dog from the 80s.

Boomer, I beg your pardon.


Catie's favorite Pony is Pinkie Pie. I'm going to link to the flawed but awesome video where she dresses up like Jon-Benet Ramsey and rages obscenely about Pinkie Pie not being able to become a princess.

http://youtu.be/ArvcpJJZkAs
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 11:17

Welcome to the joke.

Actually, it goes like this: humans, dogs, this guy.

Oh, and theres THIS guy, who is another separate category.

http://youtu.be/5PiQa8Nz-1c
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 10:48

You know who Boomer the Dog is. He's living in Pennsylvania, you dork!

YIKES!

http://youtu.be/VKcAYMb5uk4

At this point, I just want to make it clear than when I said I would rather blow Boomer, I thought he was an actual dog.
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 10:34

http://youtu.be/EQ7CzpYf9Oc

I'm not lotsmoreorcs's biggest fan, but I have to agree with him here, I'd rather have this dog as a dinner guest than me, or most other humans.
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 10:25

asked the farmer's kindly old wife if he'd like to work with me on some you,

*tube. Best typo of the day so far!
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 10:23

(Googles to see if "Boomer the Dog" is a cartoon. Sees it was a TV show in the 80s.)

Well, Homer, you know I hate to disappoint you, but it's like this:

It turns out that Boomer now lives in a beautiful farm in upstate NY, and I called them up and asked the farmer's kindly old wife if he'd like to work with me on some you, and they told he's very happy there, chasing rabbits and playing "fetch" with the Farmer's grandson, who was very sad about losing his father in the war, until Boomer brought the child out of his shell with his adorable antics.
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 08:44

>>I would rather have Boomer the Dog over to eat dinner with my family than you.


Please be assured that I would rather blow Boomer the dog.
Story Of Small Businessman Struggling Under Obama Administration Draws To Close
10/01/13, 08:09

Where have you gone, Joe the Plumber? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

Woo woo woo!
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
10/01/13, 03:24

>>Look dude, I am not saying you are a terrible human being.

Really? Because I AM saying that you ARE a terrible human being. I made that clear, right?

>>But be aware, you posting videos of yourself and demanding that people give a shit about the weird details of your life contributes to the steadily increasing shittyness of this website

It's a fact that some people care about the weird details of my life, and some people don't. It's not something I have any control over. I'm not asking for your adoration or your interest, or anything else. Including your fucking permission. I don't need it.

And now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to get back to forgetting that you exist.
American Experience: 'The Monkey Trial'
09/30/13, 23:59

The 3 things that really shattered everything I thought I'd known abut this case for all my life.

1. John Scopes essentially agreed to be prosecuted as part of a (very succcessful) publicity stunt to bring attention to Dayton, Tennessee. In fact, he may not have ever taught evolution.

2. The version of evolution that was taught in 1925 was a moral abomination that endorsed social darwinism and eugenics, and this was expressly why William Jennings Bryant had turned against evolution, not fundamentalist dogmatism.

3. The version of Christian fundamentalism advocated by Bryant was a far cry from the cynical, hypocritical shilling for the wealthy and powerful that passes for a religious movement today.

Looking back at what happened to fundamentalism, I still think Clarence Darrow was on the right side, but if I was actually living through it, I don't know what side I'd be on. It was essentially bad science vs., bad morality.

It's horrible science to base your conclusion on what's morally edifying, instead of real scientific method. but how many of these kids are going to be scientists?
FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!
09/30/13, 19:03

@Bort

Boxxy is short for MoldyLunchboxx, which was young Catie's username on GAIAONLINE. I don't know where THAT came from, but obviously, if they'd started calling her "MOLDY", it would have changed history.

Catie made the original Boxxy videos for her GAIA fiends. GAIA is an anime site, where everyone gets an anime avatar.

Catie never talks about it, but if you follow the breadcrumbs, it's pretty clear that the Boxxy character is inspired by anime. The extreme eye makeup is inspired by anime eyes, and Catie gets better at approximating the look of anime eyes as the videos continue. She makes no bones about being obsessed with anime as a middle-schooler.

http://youtu.be/A4OufOVdxKE

http://youtu.be/I1gZgFph3J0

The Cat in the preload is named Anthony, and he's some kind of rarity, a tortoise-shell tabby who is male. Like Calicos, they're about 95 percent female. He showed up in the hallway in the apartment building where I was living, yelling to be let in. When he was a stray, he was so infested with earmites that he sctrached himself bald. He has a broken tail. The end of his tal was broken and healed in a zig-zag shape. He was an exceptionally ugly stray, but he cleaned up quite nice, and he's quite happy to be living indoors.

He's a hugger., It's the goddamndest thing, but if you pick him up, he'll put a paw on each side of your neck, and it feels like a hug. It's so charming! Other people have remarked on it.

Anthony appears to be very close to deaf, though he may hear some loud computer noises.

Couldn't find a decent picture of Anthony, but here's a picture of Linus, the alpha male, taken at the exact moment when he jumped on my back, which is why I appear to be yelling in pain. Sometimes he's gentle with the claws; sometimes, not so much.

http://tinyurl.com/m5lh9kq

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