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John Holmes Motherfucker

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Jenna Marbles and Laci Green (mediocrity and hypocrisy of pop-celebrities)
05/06/15, 15:24

>>I bring this up because if you reverse the sexes, hire a better writer, and throw in some touching camera work, it's the exact same sentiment as the fat chick segment from Louis that everyone found endearing.

"HIRE A BETTER WRITER" is huge. The thing I liked about the "Louie" clip is the idea that fat girls hate it when people say "you're not fat". That's a real insight that seems true. I never thought about it before.

>>The world owes me attention and affection regardless of how little effort I put into bettering myself."

Take it from one who knows, anybody in here who's under thirty-five may be headed for a rendezvous with new insights into the nature of weight problems. It's not just decadence and laziness. Sometimes it's working to jobs, and being sleep deprived.
Robot Commando (circa 1959)
05/06/15, 14:27

I got one of these for Christmas in 1963, when I was five. It was an awesome Toy, but what bullshit! Any voice control was pretend. The model buildings tanks, and planes, the low angles, the kid staying out of the picture, so there's no perspective, it all makes it look so much bigger than it actually was, , especially to a kid who didn't know better. . I don't remember playing with this as vividly as I remember seeing the commercial for the first time, and nearly spurting little boy jizz. I don't think it was this commercial. I think the commercial I saw in 1963 was similar, but even more dramatic than this, unless that was just how I experienced it.

That missile that came out of its head knocked some really expensive porcelain knicknacks of my grandma’s shelves.
Robot Commando (circa 1959)
05/06/15, 14:04

I owned one of these when I was five. It was awesome, but not voice activated in any way. The controller had buttons. You were supposed to speak into it to PRETEND it was voice activated.
James Randi as Alice Cooper's evil dentist
05/06/15, 13:26

The internet has made live recordings of Alice's original band accessible for the first time. They were a better than I thought.
Everything is Terrible 2 Tokyo Drift
05/06/15, 13:22

If you can't find it, it's not a dupe.
Brianna Wu wants you to know you are a terrible person.
05/06/15, 10:48

If I watch this with the sound down, the slides make some interesting points.
Brianna Wu wants you to know you are a terrible person.
05/06/15, 07:14

I don't like Brianna Wu, or anyone else who uses "mansplaining" and "manspreading" all the time. God that stuff is horrible. I don't know that much about her, or why she was being harassed.

As a feminist, I support her right to be horrible, which is good, because she certainly is.
Brianna Wu wants you to know you are a terrible person.
05/06/15, 07:03

Fuck "you" for the condescending quotes.
KILL THE F*GGOT
05/06/15, 06:44

That's exactly what it is, and what makes it so horrible. People are beaten, people are terrorized, people are murdered. For realsies. It's not an abstract thing, but people who want to make a joke of the fear, the rage, and the loss that people experience aren't hate criminals. They're just garden variety, run of the mill horrible people. We already got enough of them. Nothing to see here.
KILL THE F*GGOT
05/05/15, 14:15

Okay, who besides me immediately thought of Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit"?
Are you offended by Bud Light 'No..' slogan?
05/04/15, 07:32

>> it's simply more awareness being raised about the cool, refreshing taste of Bud Light.

LOL, I must have skipped over this part before.

Awesome trolling Homer, high marks!
Are you offended by Bud Light 'No..' slogan?
05/04/15, 07:29

And why are they playing ME fora sap in particular? I don't drink beer. Nobody wants to rape me. My opinion on this matter has no consequence for me, the people at Budweiser, you, or anybody else. I've been enjoying the discussion immensely, but if I'm wrong, there is no penalty, just like if I'm right, there's no reward.
Are you offended by Bud Light 'No..' slogan?
05/04/15, 07:16

You ARE aware that these are fictional characters, right?
Aspergers Are Us sketch: 'Elton John Concert'
05/04/15, 00:40

That was NOT a pity laugh that just came outta me!
Are you offended by Bud Light 'No..' slogan?
05/03/15, 13:36

>>Yes, you did mention him. That is Mr Wildcat. He is the person you said was bullshit. That is what this entire conversation has been about.

That's bullshit, Homer. Here's what I said

>>I already read it, and I think it's bullshit.

You see, it IS about the idea, which is an "it" It wasn't about Oscar, a "HE"

All I know about Oscar Wildcat is his name, which I find sort of endearing, because Oscar Wild was the name of my first cat. And I think he's wrong about this, but he's not the one who is insisting that I'm some kind of a dupe, a sheeple, because I'm not buying into this narrative. I'll admit that I was a little annoyed for a moment, but that wasn't at Mr. Wildcat.

I think you're just being annoying for fun, and I wouldn't have ontinued this discussion if I hadn't been moderately entertained by it. But I do have to go now. I have an appointment. If you want it, the last word is yours.
No time to proofread, expect big mistakes.
Are you offended by Bud Light 'No..' slogan?
05/03/15, 13:10

Which of the following do you think is the "simplest" explanation, John?


>>◇ - That a crack team of highly paid, highly skilled professionals, university-educated businessmen and women who've made it their life's work to learn how to manipulate public opinion and trick the plebs into doing what their clients want, SOMEHOW, despite collectively having what may amount to centuries worth of professional experience amongst the lot of them, managed to drop the ball on a national advertising campaign for an account worth billions of dollars globally, and that this mistake not only went unnoticed by the dozens - perhaps hundreds - of professionals working directly at the advertising office, but also by literally every single other person in the entire chain of industry - including executives at Budweiser, managers at canning plants, machine operators, layout artists, and the guy who drives the Bud Light truck - EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that chain of industry, from the eight-hour long creative meeting which came up with that slogan clear on down to the beer store that sold your neighbour his 30 pack, completely and utterly screwed the FUCK up.

This wasn't a super bowl ad. The UP FOR WHATEVER campaign involves printing a different message on each individual bottle. That slogan was one of at least hundreds, perhaps thousands, that went out. It wouldn't have gotten that much scrutiny, until somebody noticed it and put it on Twiitter.


>>◇ - Or, the advertisers got what they were looking for

>>.And what they were looking for was to be "the official beer of rape culture"? If this sticks to Bud Light, if it becomes a punch line, if it starts to be be a joke and people start repeating it, no man in a bar is going to want to have a bottle of Bud Light in his hand when he's trying to talk to a woman, Do you doubt that? Now, it probably won't stick that badly, but what's being risked is catastrophic.

I think what you're describing here is a choice between a screwup and a much more fundamental and profound screwup.

But listen, about ten posts ago, I acknowledged that I could be wrong about this. I've simply chosen what I think is more likely, based on what I shall call Lisa Simpson's razor. YOU'RE the crazy guy with the sign in his hand, who is insisting that you have empirical certainly for what you believe, even though what you believe is an elaborate narrative that is long on assumptions and short on evidence... because you have a theory.
Are you offended by Bud Light 'No..' slogan?
05/03/15, 12:18

>>Face it, Mr Holmes. You've been played.

No, I haven't, though you keep trying.
Are you offended by Bud Light 'No..' slogan?
05/03/15, 12:10

>>>It's less about the idea, and more about John's reflexive hatred of your humble narrator.

?????????

Excuse me? Did I even mention you?
I used to be with it
05/03/15, 12:02

Well, there's no denying the crazy cat lady thing. But constantly talking in pop culture references like this is what makes us comic book guys.
Are you offended by Bud Light 'No..' slogan?
05/03/15, 09:48

>>Umm, Mr Holmes, I don't know if you realize this, but Americans DID land on the moon. 9/11 was NOT an inside job.

????

Isn't that what I said?

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