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PoeTV watches people make stuff: bloated corpse prosthetic sculpture
02/17/13, 14:05
In all seriousness, with all those Dwayne Holloway videos, Why IS "bloated" not an active tag? |
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CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old
02/17/13, 13:16
Damn it, internet! The original was good enough. |
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CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old
02/17/13, 12:28
Also, she's enjoying penis a lot more now. |
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CNN Apologizes After Playing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Rap for 103 Year Old
02/17/13, 12:07
They went with "Nigga nigga nigga" because "Happy Birthday" is still covered by copyright. |
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Marco Rubio and the Republican Ibogaine Problem
02/17/13, 11:58
Again, i hate to say it, but I think this worse
http://youtu.be/cAvq12Sa3VE
The "President Poupon" thing was pretty ridiculous, but it was more of an attempt to be humorous than a shitfit, and i don't think it traveled anywhere, other than as a youtube item that embarrassed Hannity. Yesterday, NPR mentioned the Rubio water bottle "controversy".
Obama wanting to ban all guns or murder your grandma is a lie, but it's not trivial. |
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Marco Rubio and the Republican Ibogaine Problem
02/17/13, 01:39
I could certainly be wrong about something. happens all the time. But if it's not important enough for you to explain, I can't imagine why it's important enough for you to mention, or for me to care about. |
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Marco Rubio and the Republican Ibogaine Problem
02/17/13, 01:34
Tell me why I'm a dolt. Save me, Maru! |
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THE WOMEN OF LA
02/17/13, 01:24
You know, the reason why this is so over-the-top the top horrible isn't because of this whole superficial thing. I don't that lots of women and men LA are superficial. This is a song about women who won't fuck you, like they're clearly supposed to.
When a woman refuses to fuck you, she's not just making a choice for herself. She doing something to you. She's attacking your balls. The condition of your balls are her responsibility. Hence the lyric: "WE'LL MAKE YOUR BALLS BLUE"
If women are actively doing something to men simply by refusing sex, it can only be because WOMEN OWE MEN SEX.
That's what this song is about. Women who are bad because they refuse to have sex with men LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO.
The are lots of guys who believe women owe them sex. |
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Marco Rubio and the Republican Ibogaine Problem
02/17/13, 00:15
Hey, look at me, I'm Hunter Thompson!
I hate to say it, but I don't remember any conservative pundit ever making a bit fat hairy deal over anything as completely trivial as SOMEBODY DRINKING A GLASS OF WATER! This is profoundly embarrassing to our side. |
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THE WOMEN OF LA
02/16/13, 21:46
Yes, Heather is a bit of a racist, but to her credit, she will have sex with you. |
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THE WOMEN OF LA
02/16/13, 21:44
Anyone who would leave New York to go LA is indeed terrible, and not to be missed. |
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Overcoming the 'I'm Not Interested' Objection on the Front End of an Outbound Call
02/16/13, 18:32
God, it's horrible about newspapers. I get the calls. My dad is a retired newspaper writer, and I turn them away with a heavy heart, but yeah, who needs the fucking clutter? |
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THE WOMEN OF LA
02/16/13, 18:26
And who types "Fucking LOL!"? Jesus. |
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THE WOMEN OF LA
02/16/13, 18:17
Heather Villanueva 2 hours ago
I'm an LA woman and SO NOT the typical shallow, materialistic bitches from here. This video is mainly correct but not all of us LA ladies are like this. It is funny though especially the Persian bitches I freaking HATE them!!! |
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THE WOMEN OF LA
02/16/13, 18:07
What? I think YOU should get a life, preferably one in which you can read.
Why would i brag about making a comment? Don't I make comments all the time in here? Are youtube comments special? The elite of internet comments? No, we all know it's pretty much the opposite.
The point of the anecdote is that when someone says this:
"The reason why women won't have sex with you is because they don't want to."
Which is about as simple and self-evident a statement as one can possibly make, there are people who don't seem able to comprehend it. |
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THE WOMEN OF LA
02/16/13, 16:14
"You never had sex."
"Yes, that one time. Remember when i told the bitch i was Chris Brown?"
Ha ha, die in a fire.
I posted this in the youtube comments:
"Let me clear up the mystery of why women won't have sex with you. It's because they don't want to. You're welcome."
Simple, right? Or not. I get replies.
"It's not about all women. If you read the title it's called "Women of LA.""
So I reply:
"If they won't have sex with you, it's because they don't want to. This works regardless of geography."
"If you seriously think there's no difference between women/men from NY/Miami than LA then you're seriously wrong."
And so on. Facepalm.
What's offensive about this is the idea that there has to be a reason why women won't sleep with me. Because they owe me sex,. |
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変態仮面』予告編
02/16/13, 15:20
http://youtu.be/R-JnU5u8RGY
If no one's seen it, in the linked videos there's a link to the origin story manga, scanned into video form. |
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変態仮面』予告編
02/16/13, 15:03
Wait, that's it? They aren't even radioactive panties? |
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Overcoming the 'I'm Not Interested' Objection on the Front End of an Outbound Call
02/16/13, 14:55
Here's something I've done sometimes.
"I used to work in phone sales, and i know how tough it is. I hope you're having a great day, but i'm going to hang up now."
Click.
i think this guy is full of shit. It would be nice (actually it wouldn't) if you could make someone feel guilty for being bothered just by paying them a little respect,but c'mon! I think he's grasping at straws. |
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THE WOMEN OF LA
02/16/13, 14:00
Pauly Shore is in this. Never thought I'd feel sorry for Pauly Shore. |
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