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The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/29/13, 14:30

Anyway, to be continued
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/29/13, 14:28

The thing here is that she REALLY was stalked. An organized group of supposed anons literally went through thousands of Youtube videos before they found out who she was, and they actually went to her house.

Everything we know about what Anonymous (the same ppl who hacked the defense dept website? Who knows?) did to Catie, we know because Anons posted it on the website. Catie's mom has alluded to stuff that may go way beyond the story in ED.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/29/13, 14:18

She doesn't have a good profile, though. You can see that in the preload.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/29/13, 14:07

Call me what you like, it won't make you any smarter.

Would it help if I told you I was gay? These days, i might as well be. What I've described is how I make videos. I don't want a relationship with the young lady, but I would love to collaborate.
Lupe Fuentes and THE EX GIRLFRIENDS- Whatchya Lookin At?
03/29/13, 13:39

Watching this in the library, muted. Pretty sure Danny Trejo isn't going to want to show his face this time, though it's probably him under that big mascot head.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/29/13, 13:28

You know what? I've been thinking about it for a long time, and it will take some time longer, but I'm going to make the video that makes the case for Catie Wayne, and I'm going to submit it. After all this crap about my obsession, it's time for an informed, insider's examination of The Thing Itself. It will be POEworthy as FUCK.

I think she's a culture hero of the new age. I believe that, whatever her reasons for returning to the web after begging to be left alone for two years, if she had allowed a bunch of btards to drive her off forever, it would have set a horrible precedent that would have made all of us less free, especially those of us with vaginas. I think she's the most fascinating person on the web, and the web is the most fascinating place in the world right now.

I also believe that she's either a trained actor (and she's studying acting right now) or she's some kind of genius. I would rather try to juggle 5 chainsaws than do some of the things she does in those with her face in those dumb videos. She uses her eyes to talk, instead of to see. There are 150 thousand imitations of Boxxy on the internet, but I've never seen anyone copy the eye thing. The whole time that she's talking, she's aware of where her eyes are. Not what they are seeing, but what they look like. I couldn't do it. Trained actors do it. She's doing it here as a child does it, playing with it, showing off.

http://youtu.be/Yavx9yxTrsw

Whether consciously or unconscious, she seems acutely aware of how she's framing, as if she was viewing a monitor, but there's no sign of that. The lighting of the videos is particularly sophisticated. Boxxy typically appears in a dark room with objects that are in darkness, but she herself is well lit. It may not be that hard once you know the trick, but I've never seen anyone else do it.

And her face is some kind of miracle. Break down FOAR EVERYWUN into the component frames, you'll get maybe 4000 seperate images. Remove the 1500 or images that are blurred by her movement, you'll get maybe 2500 discrete portraits. They all different, they're all dramatically, iconically beautiful. I make most of my videos by breaking down videos into seperate images, and I've never seen anything else like that.

Now, I may be wrong about some of this, and you may not be as impressed as I am, but I'm not making it up.

Her more recent non-boxxy videos (which get far less views than when she trosts out the Boxxy shtick) are cute and funny little ditties. Nothing earth shaking, just a cute story, but she's starting to use her abilities in a more disciplined way. Now, she uses her changeable face to play different characters. The usual jump cuts are there, but they're more disciplined than your USUAL usual jump cuts. It's never random, always to some effect.

http://youtu.be/A4OufOVdxKE

Is she destined for a great career as an actress? I really don't know. The suspense is a big part of what keeps it so interesting. But she never seems like she's in a big hurry to exploit her fifteen minutes. The first year, she made only a few videos, maybe 4 or 5. Just recently, she's launched into full production, like a video a week.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 23:50

>>balls and class.

http://tinyurl.com/czoexjw

http://tinyurl.com/cy526ef
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 23:11

Fine. As far I'm concerned, this wasn't so terrible. But you know, enough is enough, right?
FOAR EVERYPONY FRUM BOXXY
03/28/13, 23:07

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/5fd5/y3plfd63xkxd4pzfg.jpg

http://www.mediafire.com/view/?myfiles#b8vni1eyrooprru
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 20:17

Like I already said, this wasn't my choice. When other people out you, you don't hide in the closet.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 20:11

I posted a link to a violent rape cartoon on the POETV page of FOAR EVERYPONY.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 19:26

Don't blame me for this. I never talked about Boxxy in here until someone tracked down some old abortive blog that i could barely recall, and people started trying to ambush me with it (In here, it's usually Hooker). Adham, poeworthy or not, it looks to me like you were intending an ambush, the "not creepy at all" tag gives it away. If you weren't expecting a little drama, you're a fool.

I know that this is unseemly, but I've done nothing wrong. If other people are going to out me, I'm not going to hide in the closet. NOTHING is creepier than that. The very word "creep" implies secrecy.

But I don't come here for this. And I'm going to drop the subject until someone else brings it up.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 17:42

>>But I still don't get it. If her problem wasn't that her fans were pervs, then what was it? That they weren't pervs *enough*? In can't imagine a single scenario in which doing a video like this would reclaim a person's dignity and/or show the haters what's what.


I already explained this, in English and everything:

They weren't especially pervs. They wanted her to be Boxxy over and over and over, and they didn't want her to try to control her image.

And it doesn't matter if you don't get it. They got it.

>>Also, I checked that Unichan place you just mentioned. I don't see any rape stories or photoshopped dicks. What gives?

It's all calmed down now. That's what I meant when I wrote "It's all calmed down now."

reading, man.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 17:40

Toenails
I, for one, stand behind a creepy internet weirdo obsessing over a creepy internet weirdo.



Thank you for your support.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 17:06

>> When we started voting up JHM's own video projects (some of which were pretty good POE worthy stuff), we allowed this to happen. I think it has been an unwritten rule at times, but we shouldn't allow people to submit their own stuff. This site is about exploring the deepest bowels of the internet to find videos with 60 views, not broadcasting our own creepy masturbation fantasies.

Let's be clear. I only submitted this composite video after someone else submitted both videos seperately. I never would have submitted this on my own.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 16:16

I haven't had a drink since 1999, but I'm going to gain 40 pounds to prepare for the role. Like Robert DeNiro.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 16:14

>>But I still don't get it. If her problem wasn't that her fans were pervs, then what was it? That they weren't pervs *enough*? In can't imagine a single scenario in which doing a video like this would reclaim a person's dignity and/or show the haters what's what.


I already explained this, in English and everything:

They weren't especially pervs. They wanted her to be Boxxy over and over and over, and they didn't want her to try to control her image.

And it doesn't matter if you don't get it. They got it.

>>Also, I checked that Unichan place you just mentioned. I don't see any rape stories or photoshopped dicks. What gives?

It's all calmed down now. That's what I meant when I wrote "It's all calmed down now."

reading, man.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 16:06

Incidentally, the reason why I've been submitting so many more videos here lately is because I stopped making Boxxy videos. When she was under attack, I was actively supporting her, and I don't regret that. Now that the situation has normalized, I'm trying other things. I'm still a fan. I might make a vid for her birthday.

I've never sought a relationship with Catie herself. What would I say to her? This is mostly about web politics. It's always been about web politics, and not just for me.
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 15:46

No, I'm going to respond as Daniel Songer, dancing my tight whities and shaking my titties at the camera. And you won't be able toi resist voting it up.

Let's burn this motherfucker TO THE GROUND!!
The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/28/13, 15:44

I've been submitting my own videos since 2010


http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=82235

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