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02/12/13, 00:59
Eyes. |  | TOTALLY FREE SPIRITED HIPSTER GIRL
02/12/13, 00:51
The tiitle is astonishingly clueless. Or maybe it's ironic? Actually, i think it's both.
To sum up: Boxxy is an anime character. I don't think my friends at POETV want me to go through all the explanations, but If you just want someone to painlessly tell you what Boxxy is, trust me: "anime charcter" is the answer.
Here she is in her 2012 Halloween costume: Hatsune Miku
http://youtu.be/4c2JWOCHEDM | | Trailer: Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
02/11/13, 22:35
Whole lotta nonsense in the YouTube comments about how Nick Fury is supposed to be white. | | Ow! My balls!
02/11/13, 20:47
Idiocracy is a little overrated IMO
There's such a thing as smart dumb. Gracie Allen was a genius because her dumb act was delivery system for amazing flights of creative abstract reasoning. At his best, Homer Simpson does the same thing.
Mike Judge doesn't do smart dumb. Bevis and Butthead say funny things, but they don't play that kind of advanced logic. they say stuff like: "I am Asshiolio, I need Teepee for my bunghole." over and over and over.
It's funny, but without the smart dumb dialogue, I found Idiocracy to be somewaht disappointing. | | Trailer: Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
02/11/13, 19:21
So I watched the version of the movie that's currently in the hopper and at the end of Part 5, the movie wasn't over.
So I hobbled together this playlist with the help of another channel.
http://tinyurl.com/atftgdb
I was pretty lucky. This is the whole movie, with maybe a minute or less overlapping between part 5 and part 6.
I'm posting this here for the benefit of anyone who might be trying to watch the movie like I was, while it's still in the hopper. I'll post it in the comments of the full movie page if it get out of the hopper (it seems likely), or someone else can do it if I'm not around. I'm not too experienced with youtube playlists, so bear with me. | | Trailer: Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
02/11/13, 17:15
I'm about halfway through this movie, and i love it. The characters are boilerplate, the acting is bad, the accents are hilarious, but it's tight. it moves right along. Great fun. | | Fault Lines: Fast food, Fat Profits
02/11/13, 17:08
If you get a chicken salad (I like the southwest salad) Mc Donald's gives you a choice between grilled chicken or crispy chicken. The crispy chicken is deep fried, and that probably does have more fat than a burger. the grilled chicken is probably okay. | | Trailer: Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
02/11/13, 15:56
Link's not working. I'll copy the text:
Interviews || By: Jen Yamato || May 25, 2012 11:20 AM EST
David Hasselhoff: I Was ‘The Ultimate Nick Fury’
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David Hasselhoff - Nick Fury
Although Samuel L. Jackson has played S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Nick Fury in Iron Man, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, and the record-breaking Avengers, his portrayal of the cigar-chomping Marvel Comics government agent isn’t definitive to everyone. Like, say, to David Hasselhoff — Baywatch legend, Knight Rider icon, and star of the upcoming Piranha 3DD — who donned Fury’s signature eye patch and scowl in his own 1998 telefilm, earned Stan Lee’s blessing, and claims that his is the “ultimate” Nick Fury.
“I didn’t see The Avengers yet,” Hasselhoff admitted to Movieline while discussing his appearance — as David Hasselhoff — in the R-rated sequel Piranha 3DD. “I love Sam Jackson, but you know… my Nick Fury was the organic Nick Fury that was written and discussed with Stan Lee before anyone got in there to change it. Nick Fury was written to be tongue-in-cheek, and he had a cigar in his mouth, he was a tough guy — he was cool.”
Hasselhoff says he had earned Lee’s praise for his turn as Fury, who comes out of retirement in the 1998 film Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. to battle HYDRA. So he was a little miffed to learn the character would be portrayed by someone else — even if that someone was Jackson.
“Stan Lee said, ‘You’re the ultimate Nick Fury,’” he remembered. “Avi Arad, when they bought it, said, ‘Don’t worry, you’re going to be the Nick Fury forever,’ and they lied. [Pause] But that happens to me all the time. That’s when you realize life isn’t fair.”
Hasselhoff, meanwhile, has been trying to revive another of his past projects anew — not Baywatch (alas!), but Knight Rider — his popular '80s series co-starring a tricked-out, artificially intelligent car named KITT. Numerous attempts to revive the series in film and television form have been made in the years since Knight Rider went off the air (including, most recently, a 2008 TV series that lasted one season), but the latest iteration — a film adaptation, currently at the Weinstein Co. — is what Hasselhoff has his sights set on.
In fact, he told Movieline, it’s the Weinstein Co.’s Knight Rider film that helped entice Hasselhoff to take part in Piranha 3DD. “Bob Weinstein called me and said, ‘Come on, man — if you do this movie and it does really well, I’ll put you in Scary Movie,” Hasselhoff said, "'and then we own Knight Rider, maybe we can put you in the Knight Rider movie…’”
Still, Hasselhoff wouldn’t mind finding his way back into the Marvel fold — perhaps in Avengers 2? “I had a blast playing Nick Fury,” he said. “And if it ever came back and Nick Fury has a brother — Dick Fury? — I’d be there.”
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02/11/13, 15:53
David Hasselhoff really looks like the guy in the comic book that I grew up with.
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/nfury4.jpg
I found an article where Hasselhoff claims that Stan lee called him "The Ultimate Nick Fury, and I find that completely credible.
http://movieline.com/2012/05/25/david-hasselhoff-avengers-nick-fury-samuel-jackson/
You know, back in the sxties, there was a World War 2 backstory for Nick Fury. I can't remember much about it. It was a pretty popular comic book. | | POETV Superbowl Ad!
02/11/13, 14:56
I feel honored to have been a part of this disgusting moment. | | Trailer: Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
02/11/13, 13:33
>> That led to a bunch of close-up shots of Hasselhoff's bronzed, sweaty, KFC-like skin.
Anything else would be a lost opportunity.
Sadly, the multi-part submission didn't work, but Part 1 of 5 is in the hopper, and i'm watching this RIGHT NOW! | | Nineties Fitness Guru Susan Powter in 2010
02/11/13, 13:27
But you know, this is another level to how fucked up we are. With an obesity epidemic, doctors are probably reluctant to encourage women not to suffer for ridiculous skinniness, lest they be seen to be encouraging obesity. | | Best Liquid-Plumr commercial ever
02/11/13, 13:06
Would have been better if the second plumber had come to the back door.
Still, this is the one of the greatest moments in the history of advertising. | | Best Liquid-Plumr commercial ever
02/11/13, 13:04
I just saw this on TNT, and was rushing over here to submit it. | | 3 Days later, Ann Coulter says what she'd do if her kid was gay
02/11/13, 12:46
It's like they're on a date. | | 3 Days later, Ann Coulter says what she'd do if her kid was gay
02/11/13, 12:44
Dude. | | Bill OReilly speaks out aginst the 'lack of respect epidemic in America'
02/11/13, 12:21
(Sigh) I agree. I'm ready to go. | | Bill OReilly speaks out aginst the 'lack of respect epidemic in America'
02/11/13, 12:03
So, this thing happened here. This other thing happened here. therefore it's an epidemic is that is sweeping our nation. Hack pundits have been paying their kids' tuition with this nonsense since forever. | | ONN - Victim in Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
02/11/13, 11:39
Tragically, none of them were involved in the crash, either. | | America Undercover- Bellevue Inside Out
02/11/13, 11:27
(Sigh) I thought I was going to be so clever! | |
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