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Gabriella Chana responds to a letter 'from vladimir putin' by modeling a bikini
12/29/12, 12:14
These five stars are for you.
I'm in my fifties, and I pretty much don't want to fuck anybody, and I don't want to talk about it. It's one of the perks. Maybe the only one. |
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Naked Yoga (NSFW)
12/29/12, 01:22
Apparently, Yoga is essentially synchronized swimming without water.
Thumbnail looks like a dude, |
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Psy performs on Christmas in Washington
12/28/12, 12:32
The problem with that metaphor is that it suggests that pop culture is a single vehicle moving in a single direction. At Christmas Dinner, my 19 year old niece, a college freshman, recognized this video when I showed it to my father on my laptop. At Thanksgiving, she picked up on my reference to Faulkner's "The Sound and the Fury".
Super-Popularity on youtube is always going to be a kind of badge of mediocrity, in a least common denominator (Ray William Johnson) kind of way. Smart people watch dumb videos (if only to wring their hands and feel superior) and so do dumb people.
A click requires no money, and virtually no effort. I like "Gagnam style" enough to click on it a dozen times, and they show up in the billion views.
Maybe the billion uploads by all kinds of people that get a hundred clicks each are as much what 21 century pop culture is all about. |
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Military Bronies React to 'Teens React to My Little Pony'
12/28/12, 03:27
WHY?
If these guys are into the bronie thing, I'd loove for them to explain it to me. Instead we have clueless teens with no insight, and fans pointing out that they have no clue. The whole structure seems contrived to prevent anyone from learning anything |
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Military Bronies React to 'Teens React to My Little Pony'
12/28/12, 03:11
Does anyone think that it may be this video that killed Norman Schwarzkopf? |
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Windows 8: An animated review
12/28/12, 02:59
Wait, you're saying that Linux fanboys started the rumor that there are problems with Windows 8? Very amusing, Mr. Wilde!
Personally, I haven't used Windows since XP, so I couldn't possibly have an opinion, but like I've already said before, Linux users reacted exactly the same way when Linux developers forced sweeping new changes to popular desktop environments. Unlike software developers, people don't like change. And this idea of having a smart phone interface on your desktop (which is what Windows 8 looks like to me) did not go over well when ubuntu switched to Unity. |
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Music Videos Without Music: Gangnam Style
12/28/12, 02:32
Can't explain why this made me laugh so hard I had trouble breathing for a second. |
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Psy performs on Christmas in Washington
12/28/12, 01:31
Psy performs on Christmas in Washington?
Cool! I hope he did "Gagnam Style"! Hands down, that's my favorite from Psy. |
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Windows 8: An animated review
12/27/12, 15:15
Three minutes of preamble might make sense for a 23 minute video. I can't really say because watching a 23 minute video about an operating system I'm not going to use makes no sense at all.
Does anybody want a desktop that looks like a smart phone? Developers sure seem to think we need one. I use Linux, and the Linux community is also obsessed with finding the perfect GUI interface. I blame Apple, and the fucking WOW FACTOR! The idea is that the tools that we use to do all our work have to be constantly fresh and novel. It keeps these guys employed, but its insanity for the end user. The truth is that people on both sides get way too excited about where to put the buttons that launch the applications. Windows 8 looks horrible, but if the buttons launch the applications, that's the essential thing.
Based on my experience with KDE4 and Gnome 3, my best guess is that the designers knew what they were doing, and (once you've changed your work habits to accommodate the technology) Windows 8 is perfectly usable. You may even save a few clicks.
Does anybody else watch "Burn Notice"? The season finale had the most horribly obvious product placement I've ever seen.. The show stopped while the actors taught us how to use the interface. |
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NMA report of Facebook's 'poke' app.
12/26/12, 20:53
"Passing me by" isn't an entirely apt description of the phenomenon. It's a big sprawling changing virtual world, and like the big sprawling changing real world, nobody can understand all of it.
There was an old sketch on Saturday Night live where Father Guido Sarducci sold something called "Mr. Tea", which was essential a funnel on a tripod, about the size of a Mr. Coffee machine. You put a cup of tea with a teabag under the funnel, pour in hot water, "and Mr. Tea" That's Facebook. Facebook is like blogs and email, only... I dunno. It's like blogs and email. It's an intranet withing the internet If I could only look up the email addresses of everybody I've ever known, there would be no reason to ever go to Facebook.
Twitter is much cooler, because it seems more willing to interact with the rest of the internet, and it doesn't seem to collect as much information, but everyone I've ever known is on Facebook, so Twitter is mainly for communicating with Strangers |
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Fox News Santa Loves The Ladies
12/25/12, 07:32
I'll be saying that this year instead of "Happy Holidays". How's THAT for politically incorrect, motherfuckers? |
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Fox News Santa Loves The Ladies
12/25/12, 07:30
Death to Christmas! |
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A Very Brony Christmas
12/25/12, 03:10
Suddenly forever alones who live with a bunch of cats (like me) seem mature and well-adjusted. |
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Richard Stallman freaks out and has a meltdown
12/23/12, 06:31
He may be a man-child, and he's certainly eccentric, but you're living in fantasyland if you think he's irrelevant. If not for Stallman, there would be no Google. Believe it. You and I are communicating through software he made possible. Steve Jobs didn't invent consumerism. Stallman invented Open source. He doesn't think it goes far enough, but he invented it.
He recently appeared on the Alex Jones show. That's crazy, but it's less crazy than being a Nazi sympathizer. I'd rather hang out with him than Thomas Edison or Henry Ford. |
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'Demand a plan'
12/23/12, 06:07
So, can I assumne that Tina Faye is an NRA member?
I've always been pretty pro-second amendment for a liberal, but whenever something like this happens, there's always some fucking idiot commenting somewhere about how if the killer couldn't get a gun he would have just used a knife. Of course, you can always kill someone with a knife, but 26 someones? I guess it's possible, if you can get them all to hold still for maybe 45 minutes.
This stupidest of stupid arguments is always delivered with a palpable air of condescension and self congratulations, like YOU'RE the fucking retard. Why, Jim Jones killed thousands with koolaid. The weapon is irrelevant. |
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'Demand a plan'
12/23/12, 05:44
No, she's starting to look Jennifer Aniston's Age. Julia Louis-Dreyfus is 51. |
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'Demand a plan'
12/23/12, 05:36
>>At first I disliked this ad because they don't actually state anywhere within it what the plan they have actually is. This means it is the equivalent of them walking into the front lobby at NASA, demanding "Find a space monster or else," and then walking away.
No, because finding a space monster is not NASA's job. |
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The japanese have no idea what black people sound like
12/22/12, 16:33
Isn't that Howard Stern doing the black guy's voice? |
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Lola Heatherton's Love Spirit Christmas Special
12/22/12, 14:14
Caution: May be a parody. |
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Quartuv Larry speaks Latin
12/22/12, 05:34
No idea what the shirt means. |
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