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Rachel Bloom sings a song From 'Rent', translated into Klingon
11/27/15, 00:04

I didn't even realize this had made it out of the hopper, until I noticed on my home page that thatguy had been going around rating all of my rachel bloom submissions. He's pretty thorough in that regard. He seems to rally enjoy one starring all my submissions. I'm going to have to submit more, as a personal favor to him.

This is the only place I've been on the internet where everyone doesn't love Rachel Bloom, from her youtube comments to the New York times. It's weird, but it's fun. Crazy ExGirlfriend just got approved for more shows, though the ratings are still in the basement, eking up slowly.

Homer, trying to explain anything to you is maddening. Explaining jokes to you would be both maddening and pointless.
Flavor Science: What's really in a Pumpkin Spice Latte
11/26/15, 10:17

Is there caffeine? Then I'm good.
John Holmes Motherfucker on the Evolution of Music Technology
11/25/15, 05:25

SUCK MY DICK

This video is pretty much what I did during the summer that began with the death of my mother, and ten days later, the hospitalization of my best friend, with a brain fever (I was the one who called the ambulance. She couldn't talk; it was terrifying).

My intent here was to create a ten hour video that wasn't just a single unchanging loop. The way I made this was probably the visual equivalent of how Lou Reed made MMM, endless looping and superimposing. I got a new (old) computer, purchased a two terabyte hard drive that is now completely filled with data that was generated by this obsessive project.

In the end, the technology failed me. On my hardware and with my RoadRunner connection, the youtube version just doesn't look as good as the original video, played directly from my hard drive, which often resembles an impressionist watercolour.

You probably can't sit through this, but other than that, you can watch it anyway you like. I find that it works best for me with the sound very low. Go ahead and mute it. Put on different music, if you like. It's all good.

I have no opinion on Metal Machine Music. Okay, that's a lie. I have several conflicting opinions about Metal Machine Music.
Karen Don't Be Sad - Miley Live
11/21/15, 17:47

"She's really something!" seems like a fairly noncommital thing to say about a woman singing a song onstage while wearing a strap-on.

Actually, I WAS into Miley Cyrus, very briefly, a few years ago. Here's three videos that used to really love. These were the gultiest of guilty pleasures. Unlike some of my other internet faves, I really DID feel like a pervert watching these. They didn't arouse me sexually,at least not directly. They touched me emotionally, in a way that still feels uncomfortable. I will post them here, and never speak of this again.

https://youtu.be/Hr0Wv5DJhuk

https://youtu.be/m-jRHI3INyg

https://youtu.be/3RSlhNJFohI

What she's doing now sort of looks like a white trash Lady Gaga. I'm not into that, but I know she's extremely talented, with a great set of pipes and a raw energetic live singing style that reminds me of seventies rock and roll, at least when she's not doing this kind of lounge stuff.-

She's smarter than people think. When she rode naked on that wrecking ball, that was more than cheesy self-exploitation, it was a powerful symbol of the pain of relationships that the song "Wrecking Ball" was about. Destructiveness and vulnerability, a weapon that feels pain. That it also worked as cheesy self-exploitation, just underscores how brilliant it was.

Fuck the haters. Fuck the guy who posted "human trash" in the youtube columns, and fuck the shitty youtube non-personaliities who dress up in grotesque drag and make "funny" videos about how much of a slut she is, and fuck you, Rich Hall, even though you're generally awesome. She's got the brains, she's got the talent, she's got a lot of years ahead of her. If she doesn't go full Lindsey Lohan on us, she's going to reinvent herself more than once before she's done. Hope I live to see it.
Karen Don't Be Sad - Miley Live
11/21/15, 10:42

>>Goodness gracious, John! She's like Barry Manilow with a strap-on.

Exactly!
Karen Don't Be Sad - Miley Live
11/21/15, 06:03

Suck on THIS, Sinead O'Connor!

She's really something! Saw her on Jimmy Kimmel. She was wearing pasties, but when she talked, she still sounds like Hannah Montana, a nice girl with a knack for broad, Lucille Ball-style comedy.
Penn Jillette thinks Rachel Bloom should be President, and he also wants to fuck her
11/19/15, 07:44

In that same interview Rachel Bloom said "I have the tastes of a sixty year old gay man." I happen to know of one 57 year old bisexual man who found that quote endearing.
Penn Jillette thinks Rachel Bloom should be President, and he also wants to fuck her
11/19/15, 07:30

it's a reasonable question to ask whether it's a terrible thing for Rachel Bloom to sing a song about fucking Ray Bradbury. Reversing the difference in age and gender doesn't really make it all right. That needs to be said.

I read an interview with her just yesterday where she talks about her "Bernadette Peters Sex Tape" video, and she talks about how she loves Bernadette Peters, and she doesn't know if Bernadette Peters ever saw that. I hope she stops doing stuff like this, even though the Bernadette Peters Sex tape is really funny, even though she doesn't do a great Bernadette Peters.
Penn Jillette thinks Rachel Bloom should be President, and he also wants to fuck her
11/18/15, 22:33

I don't foresee myself getting a TV signal to watch this or torrenting it anytime soon, but I do like the clips I've seen and think they're well done and pretty funny for what they're going for.

>> Well, there are less rigorous options. There are four episodes streaming free on Hulu right here.

http://www.hulu.com/crazy-exgirlfriend

There's actually five episodes streaming on the CW site, but like all network sites, it's a bloated clusterfuck.

I bought the whole first season, including future episodes, from Google Play for 15 dollars. First time I've done this. They don't expire, no commercials, gorgeous hi-def, they stream from the cloud, and you can download them to the hard drive for watching offline. FINALLY, no disks, no tapes, no clutter.
Penn Jillette thinks Rachel Bloom should be President, and he also wants to fuck her
11/18/15, 21:04

Because he doesn't seem to grasp that it's a joke. For reasons that I assume to be dick-related, he just seems to buy way too much into the premise. He thinks that she really wants to fuck Ray Bradbury, who was about 90 at the time, and could barely speak. That's stupid. He acknowledges in passing that it's funny, but he just keeps going on about how "real" she is, while she's dancing around in a Britney Spears costume. That's what she's wearing, by the way. The costumes and dance in e Fuck me, Ray Bradbury is a parody of Britney Spears' "Hit me Baby One more time."
Penn Jillette thinks Rachel Bloom should be President, and he also wants to fuck her
11/18/15, 19:11

Penn Jilette is like the Amazing Atheist in that he always manages to remind me that I didn't always hate him.

He's not wrong about the Bradbury video being mad sexy, but the intelligence and humor contribute to that. You could ignore it in 2010. These days, however, even horny dudes on the internet have to talk at length about how talented she is. For example, this guy:

http://tinyurl.com/osman2c

>>It's still rare in network TV to find a show whose star is one of its creators, and all the more rare when that star was all but unknown beforehand. And even more so when the show turns out to be a star turn that makes it all seem so obvious in retrospect.

I just learned that Crazy ExGirlfriend is going to be broadcast in India. I don't know if that's unusual for an American Show, but that seems great for india.

I just love that nobody told me about this show, i saw it fresh, decided it was the greatest thing I'd seen in years, and the world is catching on, though it still just barely clings to life in terms of the rating. Even if it flops, it's going to be a legendary flop, on the order of Firefly, and Rachel Bloom is going to be huge.

Rebecca Bunch is like Hamlet. People discuss her choices and motives as if she was a real person. She makes terrible choices, treats people like shit without really meaning to, but Rachel Bloom still makes you care about her.

The second episode contained a scene that was incredibly painful to watch, when Rebecca drunkenly tried to make out with Josh's girlfriend Valencia on the dance floor. It was a trainwreck, but it ended with one of the smartest, funniest lines in the whole series so far. Nevertheless, you watch Rebecca with a sense of impending disaster. It's like a whole new kind of suspense.

There's no denying that I really like the things that I like. Always have. It works for me.
Penn Jillette thinks Rachel Bloom should be President, and he also wants to fuck her
11/18/15, 17:26

I did not have sex with that woman.
Trump on Paris Shootings
11/18/15, 08:49

United States

3.7 gun deaths per 100,000 people (2012)

http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/united-states

France

0.21 gun deaths per 100,000 people (2012)

http://www.gunpolicy.org/firearms/region/france
'Sarcastically Fellated'
11/18/15, 05:31

"Simon Amstell on Conan"? Do you mean literally?
I Give Good Parent (Explicit)(Crazy Ex Girlfriend)
11/17/15, 15:23

The perfect complement to last week's "I love my daughter (but not in a creepy way)."
Pat Boone sings 'Tutti Fruiti'
11/17/15, 10:16

This was in the dark days before he was SAVED.
Nintendo Sucks Complains About Online Harassment
11/17/15, 09:44

Jesus, Homer, you don't really care, you just want me to chase you all around the proverbial cobbler's bench.

Cena Mark says he was joking, but I'll suspend my disbelief for just a moment.

he wasn't bullied, he was banned, and whether he deserved it or not isn't my decision; it's the decision of whoever banned him. I've been subject to unjust bans before, and it's pretty infuriating. I'm quite sympathtic, actually, but he doesn't have the right to not be banned.
Nintendo Sucks Complains About Online Harassment
11/17/15, 05:18

Okay, good on him.
Nintendo Sucks Complains About Online Harassment
11/17/15, 05:09

Feminists do act all gamergatey from time to time, like the "don't tell women what to do" bullshit, as if expressing opinion is an attempt to exercise political power. I don't understand or care much about the particulars of this kid's all-important "opinion".The sense of entitlement is dead on.
COOL CAT - Copyright Infringement vs Fair Use - Part 1
11/17/15, 05:04

I was with this guy for a few minutes, especially when he talks about monetized content, but then he starts getting wound up, and I realize this is a 21 minute video, and so I bailed. The shorter a tutorial on Fair Use is, the more effective it's likely to be.

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