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Slimy Baltimore FOX Affiliate Caught Faking 'Kill a Cop' Protest Chant
12/23/14, 13:01

"Slimy" is such a unpleasant word. They claim it was a mistake, which would only make them stupid as shit.
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
12/23/14, 11:44

I'd never heard of this before it turned up in Grumpy Cat's movie.

Gayla Peevey is now 71, she's very religious, has a website,

http://www.iwantahippopotamusforchristmas.net/

And still occasionally performs this song in public. I love one hit wonders. It takes a certain gift to live on past success without being sad about it.

This was originally broadcast on the Ed Sullivan show.
Illuminati Throwing Bill Cosby Under the Bus
12/23/14, 01:46

This isn't mental illness. It's bad thinking. You should never assume that the media is telling you the whole truth, but you shouldn't assume that the media is always lying to you. Once you disregard everything that you're being told, the way is clear for you to believe whatever you like about how the world works. GamerGate was all about a group of people disregarding everything anyone the media said, and believing their own internal misinformation and rumour mill, and they just lost all contact with the reality of their situation.
Janice Dickinson appears on Nancy Grace to talk about Bill Cosby
12/22/14, 02:54

It doesn't look good for Cosby, but I think we're still in the realm of wait and see. We don't know, and we don't need to know. None of us in the passing-judgement-on-Bill-Cosby business. I think that some kind of truth is going to come out. There's going to be a civil trial or an investigation or something, and those among us who are interested in reality will agree on a conclusion.

I believe in the presumption of innocence, but the presumption goes both ways.
Janice Dickinson appears on Nancy Grace to talk about Bill Cosby
12/21/14, 14:38

1. I've seen Janice Dickinson on TV before, and she's not usually anything like this.

2. When she says "cupuppance", that's not crazy, that's drugs. Or maybe alcohol.
The Mad Magazine TV Special 1974
12/20/14, 16:22

I have a strong sense of having read the actual "Automotive Manufacturer of the Year" story that this was based on, and I can tell you that it was way way sharper and more specific as satire than this dumbed-down version, which seems to have an agenda to avoid offending sponsors.

I last saw MAD during Dubya's second term, and the only thing I'm willing to say about it is that, except for Alfred E. Newman, it was unrecognisable as the magazine I'd enjoyed as a kid in the sixties and seventies. Not saying that's bad, I'm saying I can't comment.

For anyone who doesn't know, the REAL heyday of MAD was in the fifties, when it was a comic book produced by EC comics, best remembered for the horror comics TALES FROM THE CRYPT and THE VAULT OF HORROR. The artwork was just amazing back then.

Here's a great sample from the early MAD, based on Edgar Allen Poe.

http://comicsbookstories.blogspot.com/2011/10/will-elder-raven-by-edgar-allan-poe-mad.html
The Colbert Report Finale
12/20/14, 03:58

Breaking the character gives him flexibility and makes him seem more likable. Is he as great as everyone's been saying lately? Maybe, but for me the big news is still the departure of Letterman.
Bob Hope Christmas Special (1967)
12/19/14, 21:26

Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat.

He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
Female Sex Robots - MGTOW
12/19/14, 15:57

I think I'm going to start my own TFL-style angry male movement, purely as satire. working on a good acronym.
President Obama Delivers a Statement on Cuba
12/19/14, 13:15

>>it seems like it's up to everyone else to decide if you've found something poe-worthy.

Okay, well, isn't that what voting out of the hopper decided?

The thing is, when I five star something I submitted, it's never "Hooray for me", It's always "Hooray for whoever created this." Nobody should be that personally invested in someone else's work, but your opinion counts exactly as much as anybody else's opinion.

>>So I'm prepared to be shouted down on this, if I'm the last hold-out.

You have a right to express your opinion, but people are going to do what they're going to do.
Spin Doctors at Woodstock 94, full set
12/18/14, 19:38

What does it mean that, according to a text search, no one has mentioned Nirvana? Too mainstream for you guys?
Spin Doctors at Woodstock 94, full set
12/18/14, 17:58

Most of the 80's pop culture is great. Suck your own dick.

Don't you think I would if I could?

Please don't interpret anything I say to mean that I'm actually taking a position on this stupid argument. It doesn't get a lot more meaningless then generalizing about entire decades of music, and whether they're "good" or "bad".

But I do like the Spin Doctors, or at least that one album I bought around 95. Incidentally, they are still together.
Spin Doctors at Woodstock 94, full set
12/18/14, 11:45

It's hard to tell whether you're defending them or not, but the song you're referring to is either "Two Princes" or "Little Miss Can't be Wrong".

I had the fucking album, and I think it was a good album. I sort of lump the Spin Doctors with the Presidents of the United States of America and the Bare Naked Ladies.

I was already past 30 and starting to lose touch with what was current, but I have a general sense that for music, the 90s were better than the 80s. Don't ask me to back that up with anything.
Cream-pie video has unsettling twist ending
12/18/14, 11:30

The diction is exactly the same? Well, I guess they're both in English.

>>Yeah dude, not trying to be a dick here but I can't see a dude getting disbarred from the porn industry cause he got a gal up the duff. If he was hiding his HIV or something then sure, string him up by the balls and nail his sack to a post, then yank a noose around his neck while ramming large metal cylinders full of hot coals into his rectum and eye sockets, then open up his cranium and shit on his brain.

I didn't say that he would be "disbarred", what I said was that in such a small, insular community, if someone had died in childbirth, I think he would have found out about it.

The rest of my comment was directed at "creampie surprise", which is where they promise the girl on camera that the "actor" won't ejaculates inside her. He ejaculates inside her, she freaks out, and the video is posted on the "Creampie Surprise" website.

Yeah, I think that's fake, and I do think it would be highly actionable.

>>As for this page, I wead the "Fake" post as EvilHomer, and I just took it for gwanted that EvilHomer was doing his expwain-a-wudicwous-idea-in-an-insultingly-simpwistic-way gimmick. Turns out it was John Holmes and he was being sincewe[ly dumb]!

Typical disingenuous Hooker bullshit. He doesn't say WHY I'm being dumb. The post contains actual no argument, so if I was foolish to care what this sanctimonious dipshit said about me, I'd have to reconstruct his side of the argument in order to refute it. And then I'd be dumb for not understanding what he didn't say. He's either trying to jerk me around with an old troll technique, or he's just too lazy to back up his insults. I don't need to know or care which one it is.

Suck my dick, you insufferable turd. I'm going back to forgetting about your existence until the next time you annoy me by being a colossal jackass.
Spin Doctors at Woodstock 94, full set
12/18/14, 10:46

Hate the 90s, love the Spin Doctors.
President Obama Delivers a Statement on Cuba
12/18/14, 05:41

If you weren't supposed to star your own submission, you wouldn't be able to. I've been coming here for ten years, and as far as I've noticed, people making an issue of it is a recent phenomenon.
Naked woman walks down the street with metal pot on head and weapons in each hand.
12/18/14, 05:32

Again, weapons in both hands.
Naked woman walks down the street with metal pot on head and weapons in each hand.
12/18/14, 05:31

If you mean "with weapons in both hands" possibly.
Usagi Yojimbo Southwark Playhouse Trailer
12/17/14, 14:00

I'm a man, and I can't be Mifune either.
Night of the Bat-Bat
12/17/14, 13:57

Oh wait, IZZY is my nickname for Infinite Zest, how embarassing!

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