John Holmes Motherfucker
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05/05/13, 14:21
"Sexy" would work
Suggestive means that it SUGGESTS SOMETHING. In the sixties, there was a dance called "the swim" that was suggestive of swimming, but to "dance suggestively', especially in this context, usually means that the movement actively SUGGSETS sex. We're talking grinding, thrusting, writhing, bending over, spreading the legs. None of that is that is happening. She's just dancing with some cleavage showing.
And she's doing the shimmy, which suggests nothing. It's just tits, the thing itself.
Look, I'm very sorry, but I'm not the one who came up with the rule that says that "words mean things". |  | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
04/04/13, 08:25
You know, I totally get why someone would think I have a romantic interest in the young lady. It's quite naturally the first thought that comes to mind. What's disappointing is that literally NO ONE was able to produce a SECOND thought. No one bothered to revise or question their initial assumptions, or even to examine their initial assumptions enough to back them up with a real argument. I certainly would have hoped to convince somone to admit an original persepective just enough to acknowledge that I believe what I believe. But even that just wouldn't compute. Nothing sticks.
I don't think I should take it personally. I suspect that the prejudice that I've been coming up against here is more about girls than about me. The idea of a young woman with a reputation for whimsy and extreme girlyness producing something of merit never reaches the level of being discussed.
I don't really need to worry about it. I don't feel like I'm accused of anything. Honest, I never did jerk off to Boxxy's picture. Why would I masturbate to a girl making faces when there's porn? On the other hand, they say the average woman in porn is nineteen, so let's ALL do the motherfucking math, shall we? (Catie is 21)
Seriously, I would have expected at least one person to have just one lousy independent thought. It did not happen. I'm very dissapointed. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
04/01/13, 14:48
The weird irony here is that for two weeks I've been working on my most elaborate, ambitious video ever, a music video for Iggy and the Stooges "TV Eye", which was largely inspired by you, by your enthusiasm for "I GOTTA RIGHT"
I went far beyond previous efforts, writing shell scripts that use the composite command to build layers of frames to create a dark parody of the old BRADY BUNCH opening credits.
http://tinyurl.com/c6b2bev
I apologize for my anger. It was evident long before now that a portal of evil is no place for the innocent. The new video will be going up on my long-neglected blog,
http://ugglybabee.blogspot.com/
along with anything I really take down. Last night, if I could have ordered a drone strike on the servers, I would have done it, today, I'm wondering if there's really a point. But I can't be hanging out here anymore. If you see me here in the future, it will be purely out of weakness.
>>Or maybe I'm just a cynic; perhaps through your video editing she can become your "Girl with the Pearl Earring", the Gala to your Picasso.
The proper analogy is Andy Warhol and Marilyn/Liz/Evis | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
04/01/13, 03:43
Sorry about the violence. That shit's not cool. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
04/01/13, 03:36
I'd like to kick your teeth in. Would that leave a bad taste in your mouth?
I can't tell if you're trolling me or if you've really got shit between your ears, but I can't take this anymore.
. It's not the feeling that I'm being unjustly accused that has got me mad enough to kill someone. No one has ever accused me of anything specific. it's the sense of everything I say being discarded in favor of a cliche. It's like no one sees me, they see the cliche. And the cliche is not very interesting.
It's not like I don't have weird issues, but my issues are interesting.
I've taken my videos down. I need to find a portal of imagination. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
04/01/13, 02:46
Gala was married to Dali, not picasso. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/31/13, 20:45
>>Or maybe I'm just a cynic; perhaps through your video editing she can become your "Girl with the Pearl Earring", the Gala to your Picasso.
That's Dali, genius. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/31/13, 20:42
>>You being madly in love with Boxxy is pretty much THE redeeming thing in all of this. There is something noble and endearing about you being madly obsessed over an impossible May-December relationship that you know will never happen.
God, I could kill you with my bare hands right now. Calling you an asshole is an insult to assholes.
I never tried to bring anyone around to my point of view, but in moments of weakness, I find myself wanting people to believe that my point of view exists.
I'm incredibly angry, but thirty minutes from now I'll be fine, and I'm never ever going to care what you think about anything ever again, and I'm never going to acknowledge you in any way. | | Epic Rap Battles of MLP - AcousticBrony VS Mandopony [explicit] (Not really that explicit)
03/31/13, 00:18
RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON WEEK BEGINS! | | Richard Dawkins - The Enemies of Reason
03/30/13, 23:54
Now I'm going to predict the video:
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How did I do? | | Richard Dawkins - The Enemies of Reason
03/30/13, 23:49
FAAAAAARRRRRRT
Yep! Nailed it! | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/30/13, 21:49
You're never going to get it. Somehow, I'll have to make my peace with that.
Obvious troll is obvious. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/30/13, 21:06
>>You seem to be under the impression that if you just managed to convey the matter to us with the right words, that we will GET IT, and that it will all make sense to us.
I see what you did there. You provoke me, and then you act like I'M provoking YOU, like for some reason I need to change YOUR mind. The truth is that it bugs you when people give a shit. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/30/13, 21:00
You're not aware of much, and when I explain things to you, you don't retain them. Your ignorance is not my problem, and I'm not willing to put any more effort on it. but here's some relevant copypasta
I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not post pubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism. I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: its "bad muthafucka" image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins. And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/30/13, 18:33
You brought it up, asshole. And now you seem offended that I answered your challenge.
You thought that it would be fun to post my completely innocent Santa Claus video and mock me. Let's see if I get this straight. To mock people is a sign of correct priorities and and mental health. To care about something is weird and pathological, and usually points to some sexual obsession.
>>A culture hero you can JO to.
I have never jerked off to Boxxy. If that's what you're into, I'd rather not hear about it.
When I criticized TFL Bill for advocating torture for women as a penalty for certain crimes, he told me that I was criticizing him so that women on tghe internet would want to have sex with me. It's every internet tough guy fucktard's go-to explanation for most human motivation.
A lot of what you say ("None of her videos are about anything") is emprically disprovable, but it doesn't matter how good or bad her videos are.
The central thing is that SHE WAS PERSECUTED BY INTERNET TOUGH GUYS FOR BEING A SYMBOL OF KINDNESS, and for no other reason.
And I care about that. If that puts a bad taste in your mouth, perhaps you'd like to suck my balls. | | Epic Rap Battles of MLP - AcousticBrony VS Mandopony [explicit] (Not really that explicit)
03/30/13, 16:52
I'm submitting more Boxxy videos. You deserve them. | | Lupe Fuentes and THE EX GIRLFRIENDS- Whatchya Lookin At?
03/30/13, 00:46
http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=30046
The Andrea True Connection in 1976. | | Lupe Fuentes and THE EX GIRLFRIENDS- Whatchya Lookin At?
03/30/13, 00:33
Anything with a drag queen in it is an automatic five from me. | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/29/13, 14:30
Anyway, to be continued | | The complete Boxxy / John Holmes Thingee
03/29/13, 14:28
The thing here is that she REALLY was stalked. An organized group of supposed anons literally went through thousands of Youtube videos before they found out who she was, and they actually went to her house.
Everything we know about what Anonymous (the same ppl who hacked the defense dept website? Who knows?) did to Catie, we know because Anons posted it on the website. Catie's mom has alluded to stuff that may go way beyond the story in ED. | |
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