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Leonard Maltin reviews Gremlins in it's own sequel
06/23/08, 19:26
Don't hate me because I passed the sixth grade. |
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Two Ruskies Go for a Motorcycle Ride
06/23/08, 19:25
May you burn in hell for giving this fewer than five stars. |
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Soaky commercial starring Dick Tracy and Musky
06/23/08, 19:24
You're a brand new Soaky toy, Dick Tracy! |
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Leonard Maltin reviews Gremlins in it's own sequel
06/22/08, 21:15
God damn it, the possessive of the third-person pronoun is "its," not "it's!" The latter is a contraction of "It is."
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Who needs a movie?
06/22/08, 21:10
No, their introweb site works just fine:
http://www.fredandsharonsmovies.com/
Perhaps you need more practice with your keyboard. |
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Boxing Cat
06/22/08, 21:03
That southpaw has a vicious overhand. |
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Ray Bradbury Sunsweet Prunes Commercial
06/22/08, 15:19
How strangely prophetic. We didn't have nomad tubes or wall-to-wall screens in 2001, but there were prunes ... so many prunes. |
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The wonderful world of Chi Power
06/22/08, 15:16
After 50 years of not hitting people with martial arts and 40 years of new-age BS, this was inevitable. Not wanted or even needed, just inevitable. |
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Hell's Bells - The Dangers of Rock 'N' Roll (2-18)
06/21/08, 23:01
He hates 80's rock, yet he has a mullet and a mustache. Also, that egg trick was pretty cool. I'm going to try that at the next Ozzfest.
For an unironic transcript and citations, go here:
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Rock-n-Roll/hells_bells1.htm |
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The Henderson Instrument
06/21/08, 22:35
City slicker.
LJ: When I was five I watched a steer get slaughtered, and the whole time all I thought was, "I wonder how many steaks we're getting off that one." |
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Woman has unique style of shoplifting
06/15/08, 14:30
And she, did it, just like that
When she want something and she don't want to pay for it
She walks right, through the door
Walks right through the door
Hey all right, we'll get by,
It's a - ba ma da ba ba ma da ba ma da da da da da,
It's a crrrriiiimmmmmaaayyyiiiiiiimmmmeee. |
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Barack Obama on Religion
06/14/08, 20:51
And every time someone writes something like that, Michelle collects it for her "look what the liberals say about me" file and uses it like a defense whenever she says something completely out-of-line.
That's not to say you're not right, though. Eventually she'll have so many lines like that she'll get a hint of a clue. |
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Beena's Story
06/14/08, 01:03
You can get acid at practically any factory (particularly battery factories) or farms (where they use them to treat seeds). And, yes, you could get away with it - it's rarely prosecuted, although in 2002 it was made punishable by death in Bangladesh.
LJ: I helped edit this footage when I was living in London. The news crew managed to buy a liter of acid in a matter of minutes for a couple of quid. |
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Fox News - Obama's Baby Mama
06/13/08, 15:08
And wash it down with a Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee? |
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Batman - The Terrific Siamese Human Knot
06/11/08, 23:19
B'gora, the shame of it all indeed. |
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News anchor accidentally annouces the death of a colleague
06/11/08, 23:02
So, wait, is today Dana's birthday? Guess she got too close to the cake knife and candles. |
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Much Better Contact Juggling
06/11/08, 22:44
18 Dex, and he's a wizard. |
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Ozymandias toy commercial
06/11/08, 22:38
Five stars for the last line |
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Kicking Through A Wall
06/09/08, 22:06
"Help me. Help me."
Man's so hardcore he doesn't need exclamation points. |
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DemoniusX: I have dignity now
06/09/08, 21:50
OK, you earned the five stars. Hope I didn't steal your thunder by posting the clue early, I had no idea what you were up to at the time. |
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