C. Eloi Marx
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Cat hot spring
02/07/08, 09:44 Quadruped, Japanese, balancing object on head; looks like Oolong had been reincarnated as a higher life form. |
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Our Hell
02/06/08, 15:17 Emily Haines \ Metric is an instant 5* from me. |
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Myth Busters - Water Heater Rocket
01/31/08, 08:46 The compressed air canister was great, but not as dramatic as this. They sheared the valve off with a guillotine-like contraption, then the canister took off like a torpedo and punched clean through (literally, the hole was the size and shape of the canister) a cinder-block wall. |
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Shut Up Blue Monday
01/28/08, 19:51 My loins are forcing me to give this video 5 stars, and favourite it; I'm so weak. |
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Fatty mom gives fatty kids dating advice
01/27/08, 21:42 I'm going to take the sharp points of these five stars and poke my eyes out. |
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Legion of Rock Stars - Mother
01/27/08, 08:56 The sound accurately emulates Danzig's look, which is that of a trainable with cotton-balls in his mouth. |
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Time Life's Best of Soft Rock
01/27/08, 08:48 If the first clip of him is all we have to go by, then I would say Gino Vannelli is the owner of the world's greatest 'white-fro'. An accomplishment to be sure. |
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Untraceable trailer
01/25/08, 12:49 I will only see this movie if it has a scene where someone puts on a VR helmet and gloves to hack into a database. That is my bottom line. |
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David Carradine dodges bullets
01/25/08, 12:18 No one laughed when Keanu did it; although in retrospect... no, there were much more ridiculous things in The Matrix. |
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Recreating D-Day on the cheap
01/23/08, 13:59 Would you rather have them play 'Relax' instead. |
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Psycho In A Coffee Shop
01/21/08, 13:07 Enjoy, you're a 'crazy-person video' finding savant. |
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Tom Cruise: Scientology keynote address
01/19/08, 17:14 5 stars of solid clam-speak. |
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To Be (1990, Canada)
01/19/08, 12:49 Your tax dollars hard at work, but only if you were paying tax in Canada at the time. |
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Disapproving rabbit eats parsley
01/19/08, 09:49 The music makes me think that this is from a light opera. |
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Eartha Kitt: 'I Want to be Evil' (TV Performance, 1962)
01/18/08, 11:18 It's available for me. |
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More Tom Cruise Insanity
01/17/08, 18:07 Also, apparently puppies are cuuute! |
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Renaldo Lapuz on American Idol
01/17/08, 17:57 Rudy, the horribly person he is, one-stared this video. In my estimation, it was a one-star of spite; Rudy knowing full well he could never hope to be as awesome as Brother Renaldo Lapuz.
Don't one-star anonymously. Jerk. |
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Renaldo Lapuz on American Idol
01/17/08, 15:47 Brother Renaldo is so soulful and passionate that he just needs to learn some dance moves, then he can take his place as the new James Brown. |
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Tom Cruise is kinda insane
01/15/08, 14:12 Pray that if you're in an accident that Tom doesn't drive by: 'cause if he does, he will come to you and push the paramedics aside, because he feels he is the only one who really knows how to help.
But let's keep this on the down low, if Tom finds out what I'm saying he'll declare me an SP and use his psychic powers against me. |
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My Fake Baby
01/06/08, 17:21 The way the doll maker organized the doll parts onto the baking tray had real a cannibalistic feel to it, like she was going to make an oven toasted California cheeseburger. |
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