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Attack Attack! have little risers for when they crab out
07/23/09, 21:12 I hate this fucking band so much
Never have I heard such an unholy combination of techno and regurgitated alt-rock |
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Attack Attack! have little risers for when they crab out
07/23/09, 13:47 Whiner rock is a far better name. |
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Attack Attack! have little risers for when they crab out
07/23/09, 13:37 Is whiner rock an official genre yet? |
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Shooting a rifle the wrong way
07/21/09, 16:18 The cameraman's wheezy laugh.
He tricked his friend into doing something this dumb. |
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Orly Taitz and Alan Keyes look foolish on Lou Dobbs Tonight.
07/19/09, 22:51 This wasn't a Faceoff, this was a Facefuck. |
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Wanted: F YOU
07/19/09, 19:02 DUDE BRO THAT WAS SOME MEAN FUCKING SHIT BRO
BRO DUDE
DUDE BRO DUDE |
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A furry models his 'dolphin muzzle mask.'
07/16/09, 18:58 Thanks, furries! Now I know what will happen when one of your dolphin fucking friends actually gets a hold of a dolphin to fuck. |
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Ducks on An Escalator
07/16/09, 18:54 I am tired of these motherfucking ducks on my motherfucking escalator!
Wait. |
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6 year old anti-abortionist
07/15/09, 21:39 God dammit. |
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Zero Punctuation - Overlord 2
07/15/09, 16:26 Yeah, Yahtzee is stagnating. |
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Dead Space - Downfall trailer
07/13/09, 21:39 It's not crucial backstory if you can figure out that they ripped off Aliens and Invasion of the Body Snatchers and made both into some lukewarm barely scary video game.
Though the game isn't bad. |
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Iraq for Sale Banned Excerpts
07/13/09, 13:44 Push these wasteful, greedy cunts into their own burn pits. |
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Foiled again!
07/12/09, 17:45 Be more subtle! |
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Spanish people enjoy the MS-DOS Gorillas game
07/12/09, 17:35 GOD DAMMIT |
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Goodbye Analog TV
07/12/09, 04:19 The only thing more terrifying than this are the gremlins underground. They cannot get DTV boxes because they are horrid little brown creatures who enjoy the taste of flesh.
The only reason we haven't seen a Gremlin war is because they've been entranced by television. All they do nowadays is eat, watch TV, and fuck. They don't breed as fast as bunny rabbits, but they have bred enough to make a sizeable population that lives in the sewers and underground. THey eat only out of recreation, not out of necessity, because they are little hell monsters.
Now that the DTV switch has been completed, they've gone stir crazy with boredom. They have also been taking classes on how to cook human flesh.
One day they will all rise out of the sewer systems and networks and carve every man woman and child into human sausage. No one will be spared. They will only stop once they are sated for the day, and they will come back in full force again.
This will be what America gets with the digital transition transfer. They will force people to taste their own cooked flesh before they die. They will feed Little Johnny his own well done arm before they allow him to die. They will pluck the eyeballs from Big Sister Suzie and eat them right in front of her. Except she can't see, because she has no eyes. Daddy and Mommy will be forced to watch.
All I am saying is that I hope you have strong floors and clogged up drains. And that you might want to reconsider sleeping. Forever. |
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Poe's Law strikes again!
07/09/09, 20:11 F--. Cena_mark, see me after class. |
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W.C. Fields - The Bank Dick
07/09/09, 14:40 W.C. Fields is fucking cool. |
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Battlefield Heroes Launch Trailer
07/02/09, 20:50 The game as a whole is fine but seems under-developed. It's simple and it's fun, though it just doesn't have enough to keep me interested beyond the launch weekend.
Though there is a Metagame where you choose an army and take over territories, though the premise kind of gets old with only four maps. |
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The Agony Of Defeat: Conservative Media React To Senator Franken
07/02/09, 19:04 HA HA |
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Jon the Dog - Part 1
07/02/09, 14:41 STOP LAUGHING YOU FUCK |
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