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|Tim and Eric - The Jim and Derrick Show (Part 1)|
Pretty much perfect.
|Space Buddies Trailer|
My friend works for Disney and has to make the trailers for these movies. I guess they're all written and directed by the same guy who is personal friends with the president of Disney Home Entertainment, and they just keep producing them because they cost about $300 to make each and always turn a profit on DVD sales. It makes basic fiscal sense to just let this guy keep making them.
|My Dinner With Andre - Andre is a total looney.|
I always forget how great this movie is.
|Person dressed in record costume bangs two spoons together|
The stagehand inside that hideous costume clearly was unsure what was meant when the script called for him to "play the spoons".
Also, "Cooter Music".
|01/24/09: President Obama's Weekly Address|
Okay, we get it, Depression Era president, fireside chats for the 21st century, etc.
|Rise of the Robots|
I think my parents bought this game for me. I did manage to beat it, though I think that's the moment when I learned what dissatisfaction was.
|14th Foundational Falsehood of Creationism|
Fives stars for the use of "Clue" and "Doctor Who" in righteous indignation.
|How you (males) can absolutely prove that you are straight beyond a reasonable doubt...|
I'm pretty sure next to the index card on his foot at the end that reads "CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER IS STRAIGHT" is a drawing of a woman's vagina.
|'Hundert Mann und ein Befehl'|
One of my favorite tracks from their first album.
You can hear more at their MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/prizzyprizzyplease
|Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine|
"Gene lost both of his legs in 2001 due to complications of diabetes."
|Spotted skunk handstand - Weird Nature - BBC wildlife|
Any gang that names themselves the L.A. Skunks deserves to have sulfurous anal gland juice spritzed in their eyes.
|Lee and Herring: TMWRNJ - The reunion gig|
Am I too young or some kind of Luddite for having no idea what this is?
|Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine|
Between this and the Unknown Comic, do I smell a 70s TV Week coming on?
|MacGyver takes down a racist|
"I want a book or two, MacGuyver."
Little fella just wants some reading material to improve himself.
|The Unknown Comic|
I'm glad this is up here for historical purposes, but man. There was only ONE joke he did in that entire 5 minute set that the punchline wasn't related to him wearing a bag on his head, which was the "Impression of a Headache" around minute 4.
Jesus Christ, hook comics. Use the character as you make jokes, not just for jokes.
|The Human Super Soaker|
Bile water, all rubbing it in his face
|Batman sings a Pokémon song|
You forgot to talk about John K. and cartoonists in the '40s and how back then they were controlled by animators not writers blah blah blah blah
|Shark Attack 3: Megalodon|
That's where you're wrong. We finally get to see the backstory of why Tuxedo Armenian deserved to be eaten by a shark. I can only assume if the movie were to continue, we would see the nefarious backstories of every other person on that life raft.
|Jake the Snake is a sad man|
It's pretty much like watching advanced "behind-the-scenes" documentary footage that was used as material for Arronofsky's "The Wrestler".