|Mr. Dick gets lucky|
It turns out the lingerie-clad woman is actually a recently resurrected (male) wizard. So, apparently he's gay.
5 stars for that.
Nothing in an environment as inimical to life as the bottom of the goddamned ocean can be described as really "alive." That fish was always dead.
|Some Wrestling Fans React to C.M. Punk's Championship Win.|
Nobody has anything to say about the horror-movie-monster reel at the end there? It starts fairly benign and then rapidly devolves to levels of ugly there are no words to describe. "Ew...ughWHOAH! WHOAAAH!"
That last woman(?), was that a toad from beyond the stars or some shit?
I hope these guys are a crime-fighting duo together.
|Onion: Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's move in together'|
It's fine, Fabio!
Email to one Mr. Chet;
Re. Left 4 Dead 2
Put this in it.
Thank you, and good day.
P.S Except make it work better.
|Ghost Stories clips|
I'm a butch motherfucker! Alright!
|Iron Chef -- Battle Giant Eel|
Is it me or did he garnish the gelatin with cannabis leaves?
|It's a Baby Honey Badger!|
No badassery? Little bastard chased off a damned hyena. That's pretty badass to me.
|Greater Egyptian Jerboa|
The bird-rat cometh! I kept expecting to flap its nonexistent wings.
And yeah, those are tiny little t-rex arms. Think they have thumbs?
Look at the goddamn dome on that thing! It's all head and feet. And I guess tail, too. Is this a pokemon?
|Dick is a Killer|
These stars are for President Clinton. Takin' care of business. (See 1:16)
|DJ hip-hop violin?|
I have this disease that makes me like classic instrumentation mixed while the freshest of modern beats. So yeah, this is good stuff.
|Right America Feeling Wronged|
Jesus Christ man, it was a thing of beauty. That news anchor and his four commentators were the dourest looking motherfuckers I've ever seen.
I watched a lot of Fox news that week. I will always remember it.
|Michele Bachmann Links Swine Flu to Democrats|
Yeah, there's no way people are going to elect an elf to office these days.
|QuartuvLarry is offically a Tea-bagger|
fuck Fuck FUCK!
He was here IN MY CITY and I missed my chance at some unprovoked violence? Does he live here or something?
|Paola Antonelli: Design and the elastic mind|
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!
|Put a donk on it|
Jesus Christ! Just put some donk on it already!
|Zero Punctuation; 'House of the Dead: Overkill'|
THIS IS AS FAR AS YOU GO!
*sound of underwater terror-dump*