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Freaks and Geeks - Carlos the Dwarf
10/18/12, 22:40
Just watched this whole show. God, why are there only 18 episodes? |
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Back in Black - Lance Armstrong, Butt Chugging, Farm Animal Sex
10/18/12, 16:26
Or if it doesn't work because you're Canadian:
http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart/#clip785426
(Back in Black starts at around the 5 minute mark.) |
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College kids hold a flash mob in a supermarket.
10/17/12, 11:16
I suppose that's the difference I'm noticing: the social incompetence. That, and they're just so visible now, thanks to the internet. |
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Paul Ryan shows up at a soup kitchen unannounced, washes clean dishes then hurries out
10/17/12, 11:13
My stars for this. |
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Paul Ryan shows up at a soup kitchen unannounced, washes clean dishes then hurries out
10/17/12, 11:13
The "clean dishes" scoop was retracted: they weren't already clean, they were dirty. The volunteers were made to deliberately leave some dishes behind and stay late at work while they waited for Ryan to arrive and wash them in front of the cameras. Then, after he left, the volunteers had to step back in and re-wash them because he did a shit job.
I love how he's showing his kids how to wash dishes, because apparently they don't already know? |
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College kids hold a flash mob in a supermarket.
10/17/12, 08:53
I live near a major university and have to drive through campus on the way to work. In recent years I have noticed an increasing number of kids such as these: the ones who will latch on to ANY trend or cause as an excuse to host some kind of social media-driven shenanigans.
Orientation day? Let's do a lip dub about it set to Call Me Maybe!
Stressful midterms coming up? Let's cheer everyone up with a Gangam Style flash mob!
Record number of student suicides this year? What could be more appropriate than free hugs, a bake sale, and a face painting booth?
This demographic seems to be made of hipster-casual girls who think they're Zooey Deschanel, plus a few awkward guys who I guess want to fuck the girls who think they're Zooey Deschanel. |
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The Awkwardness of Puberty in 7 Seconds
10/16/12, 20:15
Sooooo glad I made it well into my 20s before YouTube appeared. |
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Peter Tripp's story- Sleep Deprivation and Top 40 hits
10/16/12, 20:11
That sounds like sleep paralysis, which I gather is sort of like the opposite of sleep walking: instead of being asleep but free to move and act out your dreams, you're awake, but unable to move. I've experienced it a couple times, but only for a few brief moments after/while waking up. I've never had it for anywhere near as long as you, but I've heard of cases of people having really long episodes on a regular basis. Should be lots of videos about it on YouTube, including videos of people's own experiences. |
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Why I'm Voting For Mitt Romney
10/16/12, 10:00
My god she is over-the-top stupid. If she were to play a character in Idiocracy she'd have to tone it down a little. |
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Peter Tripp's story- Sleep Deprivation and Top 40 hits
10/14/12, 21:03
Thank you. It's worked out that way so far, yeah. |
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Peter Tripp's story- Sleep Deprivation and Top 40 hits
10/14/12, 14:06
Yeah, I blame that one largely on Adventure Time. |
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Peter Tripp's story- Sleep Deprivation and Top 40 hits
10/14/12, 09:35
Jesus, I don't know what compels me to tell you guys this stuff. |
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Peter Tripp's story- Sleep Deprivation and Top 40 hits
10/14/12, 09:32
I live with chronic insomnia, though it only really affects me in late fall and throughout the winter months. (Why do I live in Canada again?) I don't think I've ever done more than 4 nights without sleep in a row, though 2 or even 3 is pretty common. I've had hallucinations and done some pretty irrational stuff, but I definitely wouldn't call any of them fun.
I tend to go through a phase I have trouble with logic and memory - like being convinced that there are or should be extra rooms in my house that I have never been in, or that there are strangers in the house, in one of those rooms. I frequently forget what day it is, what the people in my life do or where they live. I'll brag about being able to read a whole book just by flipping through it or just by touching it, and be 100% certain that I know what's on every page. Once I was surprised to see that my friend who lives down the street was back from the war we're not actually in with Tchad. That sort of stuff.
I never actually see things that aren't really there, so maybe the word "hallucination" is too strong. If I ever experience something that didn't happen, it's almost always in the past, as a memory, as something that has already happened to me. I only ever seem to suddenly realize "oh, hey, I forgot I'm supposed to stuff all my socks in the sink drains; better go do that now" without remembering why or who told me to, or think "oh good, the newts have all gone home" without a clear memory of having seen newts in my living room, or recall that my best friend said that she was having pancakes for lunch with Princess Toadstool and the evil queen from Snow White. (These are all actual examples, sadly.)
Often I'll just have a lot difficulty telling for certain what is and isn't possible. I usually get the feeling that this stuff isn't right or can't actually happen, but I won't be able to put my finger on why. Is it wrong that she's having pancakes with Princess Toadstool and the evil queen because they aren't real, or is it that they just aren't friends anymore, or...? Despite all the confusion, usually I'll be pretty arrogant about it and think I totally have a handle on things, too, "not like that other time".
I get this stuff the most in fall; by winter I usually settle into a rhythm where I get a little sleep every other night, and gradually get more and more as spring rolls in. I get a good laugh out of most of these things after the fact, but at the time they're frustratingly and embarrassingly confusing, and sometimes pretty frightening. This has been going on for years now. Insomnia is utter shit. |
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Republican invokes Jack Kennedy in a Vice Presidential Debate
10/13/12, 21:29
Hooker is right on the money. Its plain as day in the labour day parade video that was up last week or so; he could barely stand to face a constituent who just wanted to talk, nevermind listen. |
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Lady GaGa ralphs on stage
10/10/12, 08:37
Lady Gag? Too obvious? |
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The Rumble in the Air Conditioned Auditorium
10/07/12, 18:55
That's an even more depressing way to look at it, thank you. |
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The Rumble in the Air Conditioned Auditorium
10/07/12, 18:08
All my stars for a year for Bill's answer at 1:21:30. That has to be one of the most hypocritical things I have ever heard anyone say. |
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425 pound gang member tries to abduct child...
10/07/12, 13:09
Technically still just a double chin. |
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The first 2012 Presidential debate.
10/04/12, 21:28
Apparently "winning" means "lying the loudest". Maybe next time don't get the ghost of Andy Rooney to moderate.
You guys are always welcome up here in Canada, just so you know. It's safe now; they found the stolen maple syrup. |
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The Lone Ranger (2013) Trailer
10/04/12, 21:21
“I guess I have some Native American somewhere down the line. My great grandmother was quite a bit of Native American, she grew up Cherokee or maybe Creek Indian. Makes sense in terms of coming from Kentucky, which is rife with Cherokee and Creek."
It's okay, guys, she was quite a bit. Totally not redface at all! |
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