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Quite Unfit for Females
03/28/09, 14:57
So, were they banned? |
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X-Men Evolution: Girl Power
03/28/09, 14:55
Haven't you heard? Being spank-fodder is what's empowering these days!
Guide to post-Spice Girls popular female empowerment, aka Girl Power:
- be/aspire to be pencil thin
- if you aren't pencil thin, be aggressively big and beautiful and yet still secretly hate yourself inside for not being pencil thin
- have an exclusive entourage of hot friends; if you think any of them are hotter than you, secretly hate them; secretly pity the rest
- bond with hot friends over common interests (such as dancing, dating and shopping) and nothing more, even though this isn't really bonding
- be ambiguously homosexual with hot friends
- assault a boy for little or no reason, preferably in the junk
- wear: perfume, lip gloss, padded push-up bras, spanks, high heels, fake nails, fake lashes, wigs and/or hair extensions, and more makeup than a clown
- reveal the goddess in you by shaving/waxing everything under your eyebrows, plucking and styling everything else, and getting a fake and/or spray-on tan
- justify outrageous cosmetic surgery (not limited to but including implants fake enough to spot a mile away) by insisting that you did it "for yourself"
I don't know how women cope with being bombarded by this crap without going on homicidal rampages. |
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The Running of The Bulls is Stupid
03/27/09, 08:50
I always cheer for the bulls, but I can't shake the feeling that my team lost this one. |
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Cromartie High School: Sentimental Bus
03/26/09, 19:27
3:56 to 3:57. |
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Montana's Domestic Violence PSA
03/25/09, 16:24
But at least the prison food ain't burt, right? |
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Cold Steel Sjambok Demo
03/25/09, 08:45
I'll admit, I'm tired of using second-rate snake killers. |
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Cromartie High School Episode 1
03/25/09, 08:36
These stars are for PoeTV for introducing me to this short but sweet series last year. |
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Too Many Decibels
03/23/09, 12:15
Staged can still be funny. |
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Crash Test: Volkswagon T3
03/22/09, 23:10
But hey, free coffin! |
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Aladdin - Arabian Nights
03/22/09, 21:38
Rephrase, for those who missed the point: Why can't the world of Aladdin be more thuggish and cruel as fictional element of the setting? |
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Video Stroboscopy of the Vocal Cords
03/22/09, 20:27
Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. |
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William Shatner eats pudding
03/22/09, 17:22
Fap? |
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Aladdin - Arabian Nights
03/22/09, 17:00
So we can imagine that parrots talk, sorcery and alchemy is real, genies exist, carpets fly, and that other fictional crap holds true in this world, but ear maiming is insulting? That's just super. |
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DJ Boy Selected Clips
03/20/09, 09:25
Oh dear lord. Nothing beats the Big Mama fights. Just wow. |
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Mike Rowe scolded by doctor.
03/20/09, 09:06
I would watch a feature-length movie of this stuff. |
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Fox News anchor and an ACORN rep fight like children
03/19/09, 18:45
Part of the irony, too, is that ACORN employees would probably be paid more and do a better job if the quality of their work actually mattered that much. Whether or not Mickey Mouse gets registered to vote matters little unless he actually shows up to vote. |
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Fox News anchor and an ACORN rep fight like children
03/19/09, 18:35
Fox loves putting the "bad guy" under crappy lighting. He looks like Emperor Palpatine over there. Also, when they ask a big opening question they like to take that moment to put up some distracting bullet points.
But seriously, why do people even bother appearing on Fox? Is there some PR strategy to being verbally sucker punched that I'm missing?
Voter Registraton Fraud is a far cry from Voter Fraud. End of story. |
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Spacebat Tribute
03/19/09, 17:14
R.I.P. Space Bat |
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Chris Matthews vs. a Young Republican and a Young Democrat
03/19/09, 17:13
I voted this up in the Hopper but I honestly can't recall why. It's a few years old and totally inconsequential - other than that it makes me wonder which one of these three I'd like to punch first. Probably Chris Matthews for hosting it in the first place. |
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Jesusophile pwns Rednecktrucker1969
03/19/09, 14:29
I'm not big on the Poe's law clips, so I won't rate - but I am impressed that he can stay in character for the whole take. If anything gives him away, it's that he isn't using those annoying quick-cuts that are so fucking popular these days. For some reason people don't feel professional if they finish a sentence in one cut. |
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