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Ninja Wars: Special Attack
02/04/09, 08:36 man, a Ninja-themed Left 4 Dead mod would be pretty fucking great - the Survivor Team are samurai (start out with swords but can upgrade to that big long polearm thing or a bow & arrow or whatever) and they have to fight off hordes of shitty regular ninjas (the zombies) as well as special Ninja Masters with their own ridiculous weapons. Smoker has one of those Scorpion-from-mortal-kombat deals, the Boomer is basically this guy, etc.
Just swap out all the grunting and groaning for high-pitched KEE YAHS! and you're on to something.
(Alternately, leave the survivors TOTALLY UNCHANGED.) |
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Ninja Wars: Special Attack
02/04/09, 08:29 Yeah, that happens to me after I have chinese takeout too. |
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Nestle's 'For Men' Chocolate
02/04/09, 07:54 Casual sexism? |
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James Brown, Stoned on the News
02/04/09, 07:36 A+ |
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Bicycle vs Snow Ramp
02/04/09, 06:33 Yeah, you fucker! Headbutt that table! BICYCLE-ASSISTED HEADBUTT. |
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Farmer Simulator 2008
02/04/09, 06:31 A bonus meth-cooking minigame. |
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Randal's Girlfriends
02/04/09, 06:29 GO, SEXY RANDAL THE PHAROAH WIZARD! |
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Hollyrock.
02/03/09, 21:25 A HANDBAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG? |
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Hollyrock.
02/03/09, 17:06 Mind them? They're practically being jammed in my face here.
Just silicone, bronzer, and hair gel, as far as the eye can see... |
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Salesmanship.
02/03/09, 16:38 All of the related videos are either grainy handicam shots of this guy doing stuff on TV or gay leather pants SFW fetish material.
Somehow, I find this entirely adequate. |
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Shackled Speed Run - Less then 20 seconds
02/03/09, 16:35 That's... not a speedrun. That's an exploit. |
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Hollyrock.
02/03/09, 16:33 Sir, I served with Kid Panic. I knew Kid Panic. Kid Panic was a friend of mine. Sir, you are no Kid Panic. |
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Christian Bale Has a Tantrum
02/03/09, 13:36 What the fuck ever. If he wants to change the lighting, let him change the fucking lighting. Way to be a pretentious twat, Batman.
UNNNGH I'M TRYING TO GET MY SCENE RIGHT AND YOU ARE TRYING TO DO YOUR JOB I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR TOYS UNNNNNG.
You can fucking do it over, dude. There's a camera right there. They can shoot it again. Let him fix the fucking lights. Christ. |
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Adam Corolla hangs up on Ann Coulter (LANGUAGE)
02/03/09, 11:32 This needs some kind of "vicarious pleasure" tag. Because really, who HASN'T wanted to hang up on Ann Coulter? |
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ICP's Hatchet Shoes
02/03/09, 09:13 Rambling aside: Terry Funk tells a story about when he met ICP. They used some footage of one of his matches in one of their videos, and they talked some serious shit about him. So a couple years later, they call him up and try to arrange a meeting. He has them out to his house, talks for an hour or so, they eat lunch, etc. They seem like nice enough guys, very respectful, very apologetic, they ask him to do a bit in their wrestling fed, and they leave.
Funk goes back in the kitchen after they take off, and the ICP left him a check for something like 50 grand as a "we're sorry" over the video thing. I'm sure that's a fraction of what they MADE off the video, but still. That's relatively classy. |
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ICP vs. Bill O'Reilly
02/03/09, 09:10 This is pretty much my point. These guys are fucking hacks. I think they KNOW they're fucking hacks. But they've hit on a fucking money factory here.
They're pretty much trolling their own audience. That's some next level shit. This is what Public Image, Ltd. wanted to be. |
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ICP's Hatchet Shoes
02/03/09, 09:05 Man. As embarrassing as it would be to be the CEO of the Insane Clown Posse's label, "CEO, Psychopathic" has got to look cool as fuck on a business card. |
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Stepping Selection: Footloose.
02/03/09, 06:27 Based on Youtube/Google Video comments, allegedly his name is "Almond." |
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ICP's Hatchet Shoes
02/03/09, 06:14 I'm telling you, these guys are goddamn geniuses at selling dumb shit to dumb kids. What sawed off dirtlip redneck kid sees this and DOESN'T think "hell yeah man them shoes kick fucking ass, man!" |
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Stepping Selection: Footloose.
02/02/09, 18:38 I really wish someone would upload the version of Living on a Prayer. Both because Japanese guy trying to sing Bon Jovi and because it was this douchebag again, but he was trying to look really cool by standing around and smoking. Not dancing or anything, just smoking. |
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