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Cold Steel's Sword Proof Promo Vid - Zweihander Test Cutting
01/06/09, 08:01
That's exactly what I was thinking - if these guys were actually DRESSED like Dio, I would spend my life's savings to ensure that copies of this video were shot into space to be found by future generations or aliens or some shit. |
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Cat eats a rat at Mc Donalds
01/06/09, 07:50
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KITTY! |
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Tay Zonday tattoo
01/06/09, 07:35
I like the link to "yourenotcool.com" at the end, because NO HORSESHIT? |
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Stepping Selection - Ghostbusters
01/06/09, 07:28
Incidentally, I think this video was submitted way way too early into POETV's system - things hadn't really gelled yet and this would probably be one of those ones we reference all the fucking time otherwise. |
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Hey Ray, do you believe in God?
01/06/09, 07:25
It's awesome because it's this kind of serious theological discussion in the middle of slime and twinkies and gratuitous Larry King cameos. |
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Deceptacon
01/06/09, 07:24
Indie rock. |
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Jem and the Holograms - Deceptacon
01/06/09, 07:17
These guys aren't trying very hard, Beavis... |
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Carvel Ice Cream: "Cookie Puss and Cookie O'Puss"
01/06/09, 07:07
Cookie Puss fills me with a lovely combination of romantic abandon and dread. |
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Fudgie the Whale
01/06/09, 07:04
Now I'm imagining a James Carville dealer and AIEE. |
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Fudgie the Whale
01/06/09, 07:03
Man that is EXACTLY what I was thinking.
Jesus christ, this ad. Jesus christ. |
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Tiger Game.com commercial
01/06/09, 07:01
This is pretty much pure distilled 90s:
Red suit, spiked hair and goatee (the "hipster satan" look)
That whole "anti-marketing" marketing gimmick
"slackers"
"surfing the net"
Everyone is in a big underground room with flashing lights (i.e., a rave or wherever they shot Nine Inch Nails videos)
Tiger
Appending ".com" to the end of your product to be cool
General terribleness.
All it really needs is a guy on a sky-surfing board and maybe a ska band. |
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Tiger Game.com commercial
01/06/09, 06:58
He's clearly dressed as Satan circa that time period when everyone listened to Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies
01/06/09, 06:56
THAT'S VANILLA PUDDING, DUDE! |
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Elmo Pooping
01/06/09, 06:54
She's CLEARLY very concerned about the fact that Elmo is rocking some size 10 patent leather wingtips. Half the time she's like ELMO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING MY DAD'S SHOES?!
I am more concerned with the fact that Elmo neither wiped nor washed his hands afterwards. You really are a goddamned monster, Elmo. |
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Elmo Pooping
01/06/09, 06:53
Elmo Learns To Potty - A Film by David Lynch. |
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Dame Darcy on Blind Date
01/06/09, 06:47
In the back of his mind, he probably figured he was up for the potential for crazy-girl snatch. At the very least, a bunch of other girls who watch the show would see that he's totally a cool guy and is nice and sweet and maybe he could get some dates that way.
Never attribute to kindness that which can easily be explained by a desire to get laid. |
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Gurren Laggan boob mousepad
01/06/09, 06:40
This is the internet, ladies and gentlemen.
A goofy weeaboo girl playing with a toy that is pretty much explicitly designed to reduce her entire gender to the status of "furniture you can jack off to." |
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'Dote Up a Cat' intro
01/06/09, 06:35
Yeah, my mind was initially blown because holy shit, it's CRY FOR THE MOON, which was like seeing a kid you went to high school with on the street and being all MAN REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN WE THOUGHT WE WERE TOTALLY FUCKING WEIRD BUT NOW WE'RE JUST BORING DUDES IN AN OFFICE AND THE KIDS THESE DAYS ARE WAY THE FUCK WEIRDER THAN WE EVER WERE??
Because yeah.
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Skysurfer Strike Force - The other opening
01/06/09, 06:30
Yeah, Soar Loser. I'm wondering what mid-90s cultural archetype HE fit into.
(no i'm not. he clearly was meant to be a "grunge rocker" and i am 99% certain that exact phrase was used in the pitch meeting.) |
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How to get banned on poeTV
01/06/09, 06:28
Unless you work at my office, at which point you call a bunch of people over and go HOLY SHIT DUDES CHECK THIS OUT! THAT REPORTER LADY JUST GOT CREAMED BY THAT INFLATABLE BALL THING!
(but that's neither here nor there.)
SERIOUS RESPONSE: So let me clarify and be a pedantic toolbag - posting robots pretend-fucking and going LOL HOOPER_X WEDDING NIGHT is bad. Posting robots pretend-fucking as "Robots Pretending To Hump" and slapping a "Hooper_X" tag on there is... not as bad, but still kind of retarded?
I'm only asking because the "Caminante Nocturno" tag has become really useful at finding some soul-scorchingly bad things. I don't think any of the other user novelty tags are any good (maybe "Frank Rizzo")... |
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