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FarmersOnly.com
12/02/08, 06:40
You know a site is amazing when your wife, who generally finds POE and sites related to be the height of stupidity, says you should make a fake account to troll. |
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Richard Simmons Testifies Before The U.S. Committee On Health Education And Labor On Capitol Hill
12/02/08, 06:36
Y'know, all sillyness aside, Richard Simmons is a good person. He legitimately gives a shit.
(also: holy shit, Richard Simmons is 60?! He looks great.) |
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BABY POLICE (entire nollywood film)
12/02/08, 06:30
In a truly just world, this would be like that Mexican Biker Skeleton video - it's not fiction, it's a really really elaborate Candid Camera sketch and the Baby Police are actually stopping and fucking with these people. |
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Kitty Interrupts Yoga Demonstration
12/01/08, 08:31
THE POEBOT 5000 HAS OBSERVED THIS VIDEO AND SUGGESTS THE FOLLOWING NOVELTY TAG: "ouch my babymaker"
THE POEBOT 5000 THANKS YOU FOR YOUR TIME. |
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The Master and his Gas Mask
11/30/08, 23:27
Eh. The current DOCTOR is a wacky goofy Joker character. Just like how Pertwee was a debonair 60s action hero, Delgado was a cackling 60s action villain. Tennant is a goofy postmodern fagmo hero, Simm is a goofy postmodern fagmo villain. |
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Chinese accent english
11/30/08, 23:25
THIS VIDEO IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING POETV or something.
(why are mommy and daddy fighting?!) |
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Sunday School Musical Trailer
11/30/08, 17:45
All the songs weren't explicitly about Jesus, I'm guessing. Also, any/all conflict in the plot revolves entirely around bringing people to Jesus/being proud of one's christianity. |
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Mummified Baby Mammoth
11/30/08, 17:29
Why do they want to clone a reindeer herder? They must have dozens of those guys hanging around!
(insert drum crash here) |
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Sunday School Musical Trailer
11/30/08, 13:56
Man yeah, that was my original comment - even a Jesus-approved family safe film still needs the cliched prancing faggot to be in charge of the musical.
(I bet they try and subvert it by having him be totally flaming but also married with kids. Or maybe he went to Ex-Gay Camp and now he's recovered. Or maybe he's just the house negro to a community that hates and fears him. Who can say?) |
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Weiner Poopie Ransom Note for Jesus
11/30/08, 08:55
30000 GET
(and could it have happened to a more deserving video? this shit is Essence of POETV. A retarded news story that turns out to be a prank, Jesus, dog turds, a crazy old lady, quotable to boot. This is up there with the Alabama Leprechaun.) |
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Sandra Lee's infamous Kwanzaa cake
11/30/08, 08:48
I haven't reviewed this yet?
They really just oughta change the title of her show to "cooking for bachelors" and call it a day. The only reason you make something like this is if you are a dude who has a girl coming over and you want to impress her but you don't know how to make shit. |
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The Master and his Gas Mask
11/30/08, 08:23
Y'know, I don't understand why beardoes said Simm's Master wasn't as good as the previous ones (other than the typical THEY CHANGED IT NOW IT SUCKS) aspect. It's a modern sexy cool sociopathic Master for modern times. Roger Delgado in a Fu-Manchu and robes would have been laughed out of the room.
(although I would have shit myself if they had actually gotten Tom Baker to do it) |
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Sunday School Musical Trailer
11/30/08, 08:21
Seriously, Christianity? This is the best you can do? For the last 2000-odd years of human society, you guys fucking BROUGHT it. Handel's "Messiah," DaVinci's "Last Supper," all those Gregorian chants, the cathedrals, all of it was done for Jesus.
But since about 1970, you guys have just been relegated to filing the serial numbers off of whatever the kids think is cool, slapping a "Jesus ROCKS!" sticker on it, and calling it a day. It's kind of sad, Christianity. You could be doing a hell of a lot better, no pun intended. |
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Times Like These
11/30/08, 08:12
Seriously, since American Recordings came out, half a dozen other old country stars have come back and done versions of contemporary hits. This is solid, mind you, but the only one who comes anywhere near Cash on this tip is Dolly Parton - her stuff is fucking incredible. |
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Big Al's 4kidz rant
11/29/08, 09:25
it's pretty easy - you just don't fucking care. It's a job, and you don't really think about it and you just do the damn thing.
Alternately, you really, deeply, and truly care about the product and put your heart and soul into it and then 10 years later a bunch of faggots on the internet talk shit about your hard work.
I'm not sure which one is sadder. |
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best indian navels
11/29/08, 09:08
Well, I'm turgid now. |
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Black Friday at Wal-Mart
11/29/08, 08:41
ETA: Belongs in the "Horror" or "Nature and Animals" category as well. |
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Black Friday at Wal-Mart
11/29/08, 08:40
Remember that video of the lady with 100 cats in her apartment? And how they'd jump and swarm all over each other when she'd throw cat food like chicken feed?
yeah. |
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El Paso Police Department Rap Video
11/28/08, 20:57
HE'S NOT HERE TO START NO TROUBLE
HE'S JUST DOING THE EL PASO POLICE DEPARTMENT GANG TASK FORCE SHUFFLE |
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Cartoon Network Rickrolls the Macy's Parade
11/28/08, 20:42
We played this song at my wedding.
After telling everyone to rise for the National Anthem.
(because it's the national anthem of the internet, you see.)
surprisingly, we are not THAT fat. |
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