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Justin Beiber ralphs on stage
10/03/12, 16:47 I am kind of amazed that not ONE of them stopped. They even stayed synchronized! Is this something they prepare you for at backup dancer training camp? |
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Prop 5 - Daycare
04/01/12, 20:19 "Then the problem isn't on my end, it's the wording of the commercial."
Egads, who could have possibly predicted that this masterpiece could have in any way distorted the debate in some manner! The world just doesn't make sense anymore! |
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Every Face Punch in Road House
02/26/12, 17:46 Tinker! |
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Pete Hoekstra's Racist campaign Ad During Super Bowl. Guess the party affiliation.
02/08/12, 17:52 THAT one I'm willing to believe was a coincidental reference to the color of her shirt. I mean honestly, we both saw the video, do you really think the people involved are capable of SUBTLE racism? If they wanted to insert one more racist thing into this whole production then the file name would've been more like meruvyourongtime.jpg. |
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Pete Hoekstra's Racist campaign Ad During Super Bowl. Guess the party affiliation.
02/08/12, 17:50 Michelle Malkin makes Hermain Cain look like Frederick Douglass. |
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Pete Hoekstra's Racist campaign Ad During Super Bowl. Guess the party affiliation.
02/07/12, 00:57 Are you kidding, or just horrible? |
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Every Castlevania game ever made.
10/04/11, 21:30 Aria of Sorrow is amazing, easily as good as Symphony if not actually a bit better.
The rest of the sidescrollers have been pretty mediocre, though. Even the direct sequel to Aria wasn't too impressive. |
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Bunnies jumping!
06/11/11, 16:00 I've been trying for years to get my dog into a farting contest. |
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Fat Moron Tries to Insult Judge Judy
05/13/11, 20:39 I'm more disturbed by "about" ten kids than "about" four women. Is he not sure exactly how many kids he has? I guess it's possibly the paternity is under dispute in a few of these cases but I prefer to think that he just has a hard time keeping track. "Look, there are a lot of them and they don't hold still for very long so it's hard to get an accurate headcount. Between 6 and 15 children live at my house, I'd estimate."
Also, dude, if you're going to tell Judge Judy you banged her daughter you need to COMMIT to the line, don't half-ass it like that. The minute you start telling that joke you know you've already lost the case, might as well double down. |
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Parasitic Wasp vs Caterpillar
04/27/11, 15:31 Why stop there? I can't stop anthropomorphizing the other caterpillars reacting to this poor bastard.
"Hey Phil, what're you up to today? Leisurely leaf consumption and laying around?"
"MMMMMRGHMPF, MUST PROTECT BABIES, PRECIOUS DEADLY BABIES" |
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Parasitic Wasp vs Caterpillar
04/27/11, 15:27 Imagine how much creepier Aliens would have been if the parasitized humans were the ones weaving the nests for the things and then defending them until they starved to death. |
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Asians in the Library
03/18/11, 19:41 This will fucking ASTONISH you guys but I knew about a dozen of this thing at Alabama. I know, mind-blowing.
I'm too lazy to check, has anyone made the "who does she think she's kidding, we both know she's never been in a library" joke yet or can I just go ahead and do it? |
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Sleepiest Cat Ever
03/18/11, 19:35 The urge to move this cat to different locations every time it zonks out like this just to freak him out when he wakes up must be pretty overwhelming. |
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Punchin' the fat kid
03/18/11, 19:30 SolRo, not even Zangeif Jr. here could suplex the impossibly dense neutron star of bitter neurosis you're lugging around. |
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Cat finds something interesting.
02/03/11, 08:55 Being a mouse must be a fucking terrifying existence.
"Hey, what's that thing? What's going on with its eyes? OH SHI-" |
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Guy Builds Instrument, Plays Songs Every POE User Likes
12/23/10, 22:26 I was pretty impressed until he hit Crazy Train, then I almost broke my monitor trying to high five my screen. |
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Chrono Trigger MIDI Art
12/23/10, 22:04 I don't know what this is or how it happened but it's somehow fucking rad. |
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Retsupurae - the most shameful thing in the world.
12/23/10, 20:22 Imagine for a minute how much his dad must hate his own life. In the days before Youtube this sort of shame could just be locked in an attic and blamed on the plague, but now every single person his know has seen this. All it takes is one of their friends being the sort of guy who looks at viral videos and BOOM, the whole building is asking Frank about his son's bitchin' victory dance.
I bet they all do Hadokens at the office Christmas party, until the year he hangs himself in the copier room. |
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Crows vs Cat vs Cat Street Fight
12/16/10, 21:27 Jesus Christ the scavengers herded the docile first cat directly into the path of the aggressive black cat so that they would kill each other and provide fresh corpses to eat!
If these goddamned things grow thumbs at some point we're all completely fucked. |
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Jingle Cats Meowy Mixmas - Crawling In My Skin
12/16/10, 20:51 The angst in this version feels more genuine. |
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