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Video footage of Boston Marathon bombing from Boston.com
04/15/13, 18:30
How are you guys doing? |
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Video footage of Boston Marathon bombing from Boston.com
04/15/13, 18:28
So where were you when you heard about the Boston bombing? Oh, I was on poeTV, looking for videos about gangstalkers and fat people. And I was listening to "Tessie" by the Dropkick Murphys (Boston's national anthem, for the uninitiated).
I don't think anyone I know was at the race; most of my friends are too fat to run and too lazy to bother spectating in person, but crap on a stick donkey ass balls cunt faggot ugggghhhhh off to make some calls. |
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Video footage of Boston Marathon bombing from Boston.com
04/15/13, 18:13
Fuck. |
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You CAN Protect Yourself From EM (elecromagnetic Directed Engergy Weapons) Attacks!!!
04/15/13, 13:27
I've been saying all along that we should dump the STEMWs in favour of satellite-mounted low-frequency sonic delivery systems. And no, it's not just because I own a significant share of stocks in Halliburton's HA-LFSDS manufacturing subdivision. It's because those things can't be stopped by tin foil!
As the Anunnaki always say, humans don't call it "foil" for nothing. |
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You CAN Protect Yourself From EM (elecromagnetic Directed Engergy Weapons) Attacks!!!
04/15/13, 13:16
I, too, am an EM weapons agnostic. I'm not saying the believers are right, but EM atheists are just as dogmatic as they are. |
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A Collection of Bits of Videos About Heritage USA, late 1986
04/15/13, 10:23
Kevin has the worst room ever. One lame toy and decorated like my grandma's house, poor kid. |
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Scary Movie 5 recycles a joke from Idiocracy
04/15/13, 08:35
Who makes these, anyway? Are the _____ Movies all done by the same people? |
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Scary Movie 5 recycles a joke from Idiocracy
04/15/13, 08:29
And you'll THANK Idiocracy when our eugenics program is complete, and mankind is saved from the awful fate depicted in the film!
I admit, sometimes it's hard, sterilizing rednecks and throwing poor minorities into ovens. Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it. But then I think about "Ow My Balls", and the mountains of trash these people are going to leave everywhere, and I realize that what I'm doing is right. |
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Why Statutory Rape Laws are Wrong
04/15/13, 00:55
Blue's been dead for almost a year. She's not going to give us anything. |
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Crazy Church Singer
04/14/13, 21:59
2004. Thanks, mislabeled songs on Limewire! |
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Cuddleuppets
04/14/13, 20:58
Never change, ol' buddy. |
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The Tay Bridge Disaster, by William Topaz McGonnagall
04/14/13, 19:44
I read about this poem, this Bridge of Tay,
But never actually heard it, no, not till today.
Now that I have, I'm at a loss for what to say.
Except damn, this poem is fucking gay. |
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McDonalds Bleach McDouble! 4-13-13 MLK BLVD PORTLAND OREGON USA
04/14/13, 13:58
Yeah, that caption was great. I don't know he meant, exactly, but he sure put a lot heart into it, so good on him! |
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Arizona man murders wife and adult son over HIV fear
04/14/13, 08:47
It is not. Don't be so crass, gmork. |
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Our Weekly Gong Show: 4/11/13
04/14/13, 08:19
It's funny you mention that, because me and my ladyfriend did the exact same kind of skit in our high school Drama Club. It was the first thing I thought of when Pee Wee was doing his bit. Only difference is I was dressed in drag.
The... the other kids couldn't stand me? :( |
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Brian Blessed on Loose Women
04/14/13, 07:44
Actually, "(discussing the subject of)" was the SECOND way I parsed the title, once I saw it was a talk show. Mighty dissapointed it wasn't that, either, because it'd be a perfect subject for English The View.
At first, I took "on loose women" to be a literal physical description of where he'd be at and what, ahem, he'd be doing. Dude's King PUA, after all! |
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Arizona man murders wife and adult son over HIV fear
04/14/13, 07:04
Also, from a related news article:
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UPI reported that court documents reveal that Maraventano confessed to having considered buying a gun to murder his wife, but decided against it because "[he's] not a violent person." |
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Arizona man murders wife and adult son over HIV fear
04/14/13, 07:03
Kid was an XBox gamer? Who WOULDN'T want to kill him?
PC MASTER RACE wat wat! |
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Brian Blessed on Loose Women
04/13/13, 20:52
Oh. Oooooh. "On" Loose Women. As in, "(appearing) on".
Well, I was expecting something else entirely, but I guess this way works, too. |
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MIT's 1000000000000 (1 Billion/Trillion) FPS camera.
04/13/13, 19:34
PhoneTV isn't too bad, actually. My only real complaint is that I keep clicking the damn Stumble button by mistake. I don't even know what a Stumble is.
OZ- that reminds me, I need to come up with a new home WiFi name. Kids today, they don't seem to "get" SKYNET anymore. |
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