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05/03/13, 22:55
Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that not every pony enjoys being quiet and nice all the time. Some ponies like to act all angry and loud, thrashing their manes about while listening to songs about Nazis, and wearing t-shirts with scary looking monsters on them. That doesn't mean they're upset, or having a bad day! They're just having fun, in a different sort of way.
Also, I learned that Kix sucks ass. |  | Slayer - Raining Blood & Angel of Death (Live in Ritz, 1986) | EXTREME AUDIO UPGRADE
05/03/13, 22:20
True story: my best friend nearly got expelled from school on account of these two songs. He was in studyhall one day, bored out of his mind, and decided it would be fun to type up the lyrics to his two favorite Slayer songs on one of the library computers. He saved them as a textfile, titled "My List of People to Kill".
Our craAaAazy teachers thought it was some kind of threat and put the school on lockdown for the rest of the day. They never did find out who was responsible, but I like to think that at least one of those teachers learned a valuable lesson in what constitutes a mean-ass metal lyric. | | Slayer - Live in New York City (31.08.1988) [Full Concert]
05/03/13, 22:09
This isn't the same performance, but you get the idea:
http://www.youtu be.com/watch?v=agvC00nJtCc
Now THAT'S some motherfucking prog metal country Christmas. How could Slayer possibly top that?! | | Slayer - Live in New York City (31.08.1988) [Full Concert]
05/03/13, 22:02
Angrier? No way, man. I drew the line at Michael Bolton, but Jewel was always cool. She was like Nightwish, only without all the annoying loud guitars!
And Gmork, if it makes you feel any better, I bet Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are Slayer fans. | | Slayer - Live in New York City (31.08.1988) [Full Concert]
05/03/13, 20:39
I'll never forget the first time I went to see Slayer. It was me and four of my friends. We were all psyched to go; we spent WEEKS doing all kinds of macho teenager shit, y'know, to angry ourselves up and get ready for the pits. Because, and you metalheads can back me up on this, pits take a lot of prep work, especially when you know you're going up against Massholes, drunk, stupid, and pumped as FUCK on account of SLAAAAAYYYYEEER.
But the day of the concert, one of our friends was running late. Couple dudes left to go pick him, and I'm thinking, hey, I got some to kill until they get back. Why don't I see what's on TV?
Turns out what was on TV was Jewel. Jewel, in concert, singing Christmas songs with Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Hoooolllly Fluttershy. It was the sweetest, most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. It was like the weight of the last three weeks just lifted right off my shoulders. Like, all the angst and aggression that had been clouding my mind was just wiped away by that sweet angel's tender voice. She had a halo around her head, swear to God, a goddamn halo! It was amazing! I was so relaxed, so at peace, that I took off my Children of Bodom sweatshirt, grabbed my blanket and just lay there. Lay there watching Jewel.
And that's how my friends found me, curled up on the sofa, beaming from ear to ear, mug of cocoa in my hands and my feetsies all snug and warm under a blanket, black metal arm studs and combat boots forgotten on the floor beside me, while Jewel, halo and everything, sang Silent Night. I told 'em I changed my mind, I told 'em I just didn't feel like going to the concert anymore. I was just too relaxed.
They made me go to the concert anyway. I hated it.
Stupid fucking Slayer. | | 10 years ago George W. Bush gave his mission accomplished speech.
05/03/13, 09:17
I don't see why everyone made a big deal about this. He was right, our mission was accomplished.
Yep, our mission to give the military industrial establishment a trillion dollar boost in revenues, to help Western oil companies post record profits, to give statists an excuse to roll back our civil liberties and expand the national security state, to throw the proles on either side of the political alley some easy to manage media narratives that ultimately lead nowhere (but make us feel good at the time), and to distract the Arab world away from Israel, was accomplished in record time and with minimal casualties. (didn't even have to drop a nuke this time!) Everything else was just us sitting back and raking in the rewards of a job well done.
yay bush? | | Wurlitzer Organ plays 'When Somebody Thinks You're Wonderful/Everything Stops For Tea'
05/03/13, 06:19
It's some real Pink Floyd shit right there, man.
COINCIDENCE? | | How to Avoid Getting Caught When Beating your Shit / Watching Porn
05/02/13, 23:19
You should submit his anti John Cena rant. | | Wurlitzer Organ plays 'When Somebody Thinks You're Wonderful/Everything Stops For Tea'
05/02/13, 23:12
http://youtubedoubler.com/85jp | | Undercover cop arrests black guy who doesn't show him his iced tea
05/02/13, 12:15
But I thought the cops were our friends? | | WOW ! Boston PD Commisioner Slips Up and Calls Suspects ACTORS !
05/02/13, 09:16
As an NWO operative myself?
We will now. Thanks, buddy! | | Bizarre 'panda bat' discovered in South Sudan (NMA English News)
05/02/13, 09:09
That bat would make a really radical pet for a panda, wouldn't he? But would it be the number one, greatest, perfectest pet in the world, for a panda?
I'm sensing pandas want something that flies (y'think?). How about an owl? A falcon, or an eagle? The bat would be awesome, but wasps I'm digging, too.
What to do, what to do? | | WOW ! Boston PD Commisioner Slips Up and Calls Suspects ACTORS !
05/01/13, 23:53
No, see, THIS is a false flag operation. The media is trying to "out" the Boston PD as being the obvious culprits behind this hoax. But the Boston PD had nothing to do with it. They're scape goats, expendable patsies being used to deflect scrutiny away from the Reptilians! And the Truthers are eating it up!
Stop, you fools! This is exactly how THEY want you to react! | | 'The Copper Clapper Caper'
05/01/13, 22:58
I've gone over that title a good twenty, thirty times today, but still, each time I glance at the words, I read it as "The Clopping Clopper Caper". | | SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE NINJA TURTLES
05/01/13, 20:44
It is trying too hard, but it's still Ninja Turtles. | | Depends for MEN
05/01/13, 20:41
I bet this guy HATES ponies. | | India's human powered ferris wheel
05/01/13, 20:26
The engine got outsourced to the Philippines. | | SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE NINJA TURTLES
05/01/13, 20:20
You should probably put a work-safe warning on this, on account of the turtle cock. I mean, any boss who's cool with you watching Ninja Turtles parodies on company time in the first place, is probably not going to mind five seconds of animated turtle cock, but it's better to be safe than sorry. | | India's human powered ferris wheel
05/01/13, 17:12
It's not going to make the survivors as ripped and muscular, but this Wheel of Pain looks like it's a lot more fun. | | Porks & Recreation - The XXX Parody Trailer
05/01/13, 17:07
PARKS AND REC'TIFY EVERYTHING. ONE STAR. | |
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