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11/23/12, 16:01
Worldstarhiphop is the Live Leak of our generation. |  | Folgers Christmas Commercial: 'Real Coffee'
11/23/12, 15:18
The internet still works! | | Folgers Christmas Commercial: 'Real Coffee'
11/23/12, 15:17
That one was a morality play with an incestous twist; it was played for laughs and cringe value. This one's a tender romantic scene meant to unironically portray the love two siblings have for each other. And Folger's coffee.
If Webcam Incest was the Pink Flamingos of sister-fucking advertisement chic, this is the Brokeback Mountain. | | Folgers Christmas Commercial: 'Real Coffee'
11/23/12, 15:11
Having just come from West Africa, my money's on the AIDS. | | Black Friday Fighting
11/23/12, 15:05
I lurk in the alley wait for the kill
I have no remorse for the blood that I spill
A merciless butcher who lives underground
I'm out to destroy and I will cut you down
I see you and I'm waiting for Black Friday
Turn me loose!
Killer, intruder, homicidal man
If you see me coming run as fast as you can
A blood-thirsty demon who's stalking the street
I hack up my victims like pieces of meat
Blood-thirsty demon, sinister fiend
Bludgeonous slaughter's my evil deed
A merciless butcher who lives underground
I'm out to destroy you and I will cut you down
It's Black Friday, paint the devil on the wall
It's Black Friday, paint the devil on the wall
It's Black Friday, paint the devil on the wall | | Fox News rings in the War on Christmas
11/23/12, 11:54
Taking Jesus out of Christmas, sure, whatever. But no PRESENTS?
The fuck's wrong with you?! | | Fake Beatles phenomena by Gaylord Fields
11/23/12, 07:26
"Gaylord". | | John Waters misses perverts
11/23/12, 06:33
The first time I ever saw Justin Bieber, it was on an episode of "So Graham Norton". The other guest was John Waters.
No, nothing happened, but that's where my mind went, too. | | Fox Business News Legs on Food Stamps
11/22/12, 16:11
I'd still be "paying" for the airstrike, but not as much, as a smaller portion of my aggregate tax burden would be going towards the states "basic package". And surely I wouldn't be the only person paying for EBT, right? I mean, everyone here agrees that EBT is just and good, don't they? Wouldn't _we_ be willing to see a chunk of our taxes go towards food stamps? Especially if this imposes no extra financial burden upon us?
I'd actually be OK with it if ALL of our taxes worked like that- on a "pay for what you want" basis. It'd ensure that programs people care about got funding. It'd be good for the Fox pricks, too, since they would no longer have to foot the bill for programs they find objectionable. (Both sides win!) And, it'd make government programs more accountable to the public, as they'd have to compete for a large chunk of their funding.
Basically, why not allow each of us to specify where we want part of our taxes to go- say, 50%? I could decide I like NASA, EBT, Obamacare, and the Coast Guard. Half of "my" money would then be earmarked for these services. The other half could go down the porkbarrel crap chute as usual, to be disposed of in whatever manner the state sees fit.
In fact, I'd probably be willing to voluntarily pay MORE taxes, IF I could guarantee that my cash would go towards sending kitties into space, instead of bailing out failed automobile companies. | | Mayor Of Phoenix Tries Surviving On A Food Stamp Budget
11/22/12, 15:23
That's just what the breakfast corporations want you to think, Cena. Brainwashed by Big Breakfast! | | Mayor Of Phoenix Tries Surviving On A Food Stamp Budget
11/22/12, 15:02
Breakfast. Yeah, I remember breakfast. That was the meal right after you woke up, right? | | Departing Space Station Commander Provides Tour of Orbital Laboratory
11/22/12, 14:54
Also, godot, your science can go suck a dick. If the interests of "science" aren't being served by NASA's manned spaceflight programs, then it's time we showed science the door. | | Departing Space Station Commander Provides Tour of Orbital Laboratory
11/22/12, 14:51
Five stars for the space love shuttle. Who needs results or cost efficiency when you have SPACE? | | Mayor Of Phoenix Tries Surviving On A Food Stamp Budget
11/22/12, 14:44
Also, haha, chicken, pasta, and ramen noodles. That was my last week's shopping, too! | | Mayor Of Phoenix Tries Surviving On A Food Stamp Budget
11/22/12, 14:39
SteakUms, and you'd be surprised how decadent they are when doused in WalMart brand steak sauce and served with a fine glass of Tang. | | Fox Business News Legs on Food Stamps
11/22/12, 13:04
I've been on food stamps before, and for one person, it was pretty comfortable. No steaks or lobster, but if you don't drink booze and you avoid "convenience" meals, you can make it work on $100-200 a month. Families? Probably not, and AFAIK SNAP payouts don't scale all that well if you've got kids to feed.
I know my latest "thing" is to argue from the whole libertarian/ promarket douchebag angle, but honestly, food benefits are one of those things that I think the government should be doing; or at least, that I don't mind them doing. I would like to say, however, that I'd much rather see EBT treated like a semi-independent charity, at least for funding purposes. Allow taxpayers- individuals and corporations- to pay into government food stamp programs directly, in exchange for a 1-1 tax break. That way, we can be certain our "tax" money is being used to feed starving children, and not to pay for this week's airstrike on Yemen. | | Fox Business News Legs on Food Stamps
11/22/12, 12:42
CT, and he's not the only one- EBT is backed up for months across the board, and the DSS had been finding creative ways to cut benefits off from folks already on it. The cost of living is pretty high here, too, so it's not like he's getting any breaks. There used to be a way to fast track benefits for people in emergency situations (PTSD addled war hero should fit the bill), but the state workers I talked to claim to have discontinued that option. He's not gonna DIE any time soon- the VA gets him hospital meals on a semi-regular basis- but it's pretty shitty all the same.
What's even more fucked up is that a lot of people I know (mostly parolled cons and crazy homeless dudes) who do get EBT and don't get it cut off, blow most of their money on cigarettes and dip. Bodegas tend to give 50-75% "under the table" exchange rates, so basically, two hundred dollars of food stamps turns into a hundred dollars of smokes- which can used, or traded for even more valuable commodities, like booze. America! | | Fox Business News Legs on Food Stamps
11/22/12, 07:56
One of my friends from the VA has been trying to get on food stamps for the last six months. He has a monthly income of zero, and lives in a tiny efficiency apartment provided to him by the VA. (No furniture, sleeps on the floor of course) He's a former Green Beret. Sixteen years of service, awarded the Silver Star.
He's lost a lot of weight, but he doesn't look all that good. | | Robertson: 'Miserable' Atheists Trying to 'Steal' Christmas
11/22/12, 06:34
I'm an atheist, but it's not stealing, man, it's downloading. Information wants to be free! Reform Christmas copyright law now! | | The Story of the Zoops
11/22/12, 06:28
She could just beg for donations like a regular crazy person. Not even JDR was mercenary enough to charge a recurring subscription fee! | |
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