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Warrior Cat Names (My Brother, My Brother, and Me)
11/21/12, 12:20
Also, kids today are lazy. I once filled six pages with Redwall names, divided up by species. |
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Warrior Cat Names (My Brother, My Brother, and Me)
11/21/12, 12:17
These guys have never heard of Warriors? Seriously? I know I'm not the only "one guy right now who's like-"
I sorta envy them, really. So young, so much horror still ahead. |
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My Brother, My Brother, And Me and the Garfield Monstrosity
11/21/12, 11:52
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. |
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My Brother, My Brother, And Me and the Garfield Monstrosity
11/21/12, 11:42
Loses a star for not reading the fanfiction. For the curious, this is the bit they left out:
" Here is a small sample so you get the picture.
I looked at her as she lay on the floor crying, my satisfied cock dripped droplets of life juice on her toes, flaccid yet still distended, looking satisfied like a man who has just run a mile and is rewarding himself with a slice of pie.
She reached for the knife as she always did and sliced into her familiar wound, mumbling 'i hate you, i hate you'. Its your own worthless soul you hate, god hates us all and thats why he laughs, he created the world to laugh at our pain, now eat up! I kicked her in the stomach incapacitating her and as she doubled over forced a pan of lasagna down her stupid throat, she coughed most of it up but I made her lick up every last drop as she cried the tears of an empty soul I found my cock get hard from her pain and went for her ***, rubbing her blood gushing forearm into her stupid face.
Odie looked at me with a look of fear mingled with hatred but he new not to interfere, and I could tell by his doggie hardon that he didn't truly mind, she would suck him off later he knew for my amusement. I made her suck many people off, to gain friends in the community but mostly to humiliate her and destroy any self esteem she had left." |
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pajamasmedia apologizes for Getting It Wrong about Presidential Election
11/20/12, 18:54
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Christ, I'm not even thirty yet, and I'm already a bigger cynical cunt than my father. |
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pajamasmedia apologizes for Getting It Wrong about Presidential Election
11/20/12, 18:08
Cena- so, what? He "adopted" Libya? He adopted Yemen? I suppose next he's going to be "adopting" Iran from some parallel universe where Rimney won.
And nevermind the fact that Obama's track record on "gay marriage" has been less than lukewarm. Nevermind either that I, personally, don't care about gay marriage itself so much as the underlying issue of whether the government has any right to legislate consensual activities at all (the Dems, like the Reps, want to keep that right on the table). The last thing of any real substance Obama did vis a vis gay marriage was indicate his support for handing the matter over to the states. No shit. Here's an allegedly black New Leftist pitching "states rights" in regards to the fundamental civil rights of a full tenth of the country. |
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pajamasmedia apologizes for Getting It Wrong about Presidential Election
11/20/12, 17:02
Kleenex- Oh, yeah, sorry. Silly me. I just plumb forgot about that time Bush "banned abortion" and "banned gay marriage". Because those things totally happened. Just like Obama closing Gitmo and that time he decided to pull out of Iraq right away, not just in time for the election and only because the Iraqi government wasn't going to give us immunity from war crimes prosecution. HOPE AND CHANGE.
Cena- Atta boy. There's the Cena we love! |
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Cutting Implements
11/20/12, 15:54
We use convicts armed with safety scissors. |
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Rob Liefeld lectures on character design.
11/20/12, 15:43
OHMYGOD, that's DEADPOOL!
How did they get Deadpool to show up?! Does he have a booking agency or something? Does Mr Liefeld know him personally?!? Ohwowohwowohwow.
Only way this day could get any better is if Domino shows up. |
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pajamasmedia apologizes for Getting It Wrong about Presidential Election
11/20/12, 15:01
Not to knock your progress, Cena ol' buddy, but seeing as Obama spent the lat four years being virtually indistinguishable from Bush, siding with him wasn't much of a transformation.
The more things change...! |
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pajamasmedia apologizes for Getting It Wrong about Presidential Election
11/20/12, 09:42
SORE. LOSERMAN.
Oh, wait. |
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Vampire Spell
11/19/12, 22:40
God, I didn't realize how much I miss embedded MIDI.
What I don't get is why you go out of your way to SPECIFY that sunlight and stakes will kill you. Couldn't I just leave those parts out and get all my vampire powers with none of the weaknesses? |
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Godsmack live in Worcester, 2001
11/19/12, 10:16
But that's what it makes it so much fun! |
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G.L.O.W. - Cheerleaders Vs Heavy Metal
11/19/12, 06:52
See, see, this is why you don't mess with a girl who bit the rest off of Ozzy's bat. |
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Godsmack live in Worcester, 2001
11/18/12, 23:35
Why? Why would you submit such a thing? What did we do to deserve a full hour and a half of Godsmack?!
A young EvilHomer spent many a highschool weekend making the Hajj to Worcester, to see the hippest Swedish metal bands tear up the city's decaying theaters. So this is a kick to the balls on at least three levels. |
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Oz: The Great and Powerful Trailer
11/18/12, 12:38
What about Enchanted, ROUS? Everyone likes Enchanted. |
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Oz: The Great and Powerful Trailer
11/18/12, 12:07
WAAAOOOOOUUG, I don't wanna die! I haven't accomplished anything yet!
Oh, Sam Raimi. What has the world done to you. |
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Waugh: Face to Face
11/17/12, 15:22
hey waugh how do you pronounce your name?
I always read it as WOG, but I guess it could be WUHF. What do you prefer to go by? |
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Waugh: Face to Face
11/17/12, 07:37
Following the interview, Waugh and Freeman retired to the BBC's pedoir, for an evening of fine brandy and child rape. |
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Everything is Terrible!: 3-MINUTE UNINVITED!
11/17/12, 06:22
This is pretty much the best thing ever. |
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