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Pocahontas Farts Her Goodbye To John Smith
05/20/13, 18:44
Haven't you ever been to coastal Virginia? |
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Pocahontas Farts Her Goodbye To John Smith
05/20/13, 18:42
Beauty and the Beef |
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deer crashes through bus windshield
05/17/13, 23:30
Gmork is Baleen? |
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Apparently it's a fad with kids to smash gallon jugs of milk at groceries for no reason now.
05/16/13, 22:18
If only that had happened in America, he would have had to suffer with a broken jaw because he couldn't afford to have it fixed. Since it's in England though, he will get that repaired for free! |
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Commercial for the Liar Card
05/13/13, 00:10
It's Manti Te'o-riffic! |
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11 Yr Old Implies Same Sex Marriage Would Take Away Her Mom
05/13/13, 00:05
"Which am I better off without my mom or my dad?" I'm going to say dad, you talked your mom up pretty well in the intro, I think you could use two of her. |
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Rocky the Zombie after being shot
05/09/13, 17:45
Having a bunch of crack shots didn't win the war for them the first time, what makes them think it will work the second time? |
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Cat wears thunder shirt
05/09/13, 17:33
This is the definition of non-violent resistance. |
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Miracles in America Ad
05/09/13, 01:28
I remember one week over the summer I went to West Virginia with my Presbyterian church group to work with Habitat For Humanity. While we were there, a local Baptist church hosted us for dinner and a service. Things devolved quickly. They lined up a group of local kids to confess all the sins they had committed during an indeterminate time-frame while the congregation hooted and yelled alleluia, which, if you're Presbyterian, is terrifying. The climax of the whole event was a morbidly obese girl who, after confessing her sins, burst into tears and ran up and down between pews screaming "I don't want to go to hell! Jesus save me from hell!"
tl,dr: Mainline Protestants should stay out of West Virginia and/or evangelical services. |
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Talk Show Host Calls For Armed March on D.C. by TheAlexJonesChannel
05/08/13, 18:46
Every time I see a soldier, I yell "I will not quarter you at my house!" Just in case they were getting any funny ideas. |
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Positive Russian Dash Cam Videos
05/06/13, 18:13
They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. |
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There was this country that didn't even have the internet or refrigerators because they were so poor
05/05/13, 23:56
When did we start letting people get away with creating their own reality? |
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PLUNK YOUR MAGIC TWANGER
05/05/13, 23:45
I thought this would be a knockoff of "Puff the magic dragon." |
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Dog City - Intro
05/05/13, 01:18
I have no memory of this yet it is strangely familiar. |
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Chess Wars - Black Knight Takes Out White Queen
05/05/13, 01:16
There is no sound but when the white bishop takes the black queen, he stabs her in the temple. Also, what happens when a pawn gets to the last row? |
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Juggalo Justice
05/04/13, 11:03
Sometimes I feel like a Marxist. Sometimes I feel like a Monarchist. |
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The Entertainer played on 5 pianos and a pipe organ simultaneously
05/04/13, 10:50
White people play a piano like this: Do-do-do-do-do
Black people play a piano like this: Da-da-da-da-da |
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NRA President - War of Northern Aggression
05/04/13, 10:47
Yeah, but the North MADE them do it by electing Lincoln. Kind of like when a girl dresses provocatively; the rapist didn't have any choice in the matter! |
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Wurlitzer Organ plays 'When Somebody Thinks You're Wonderful/Everything Stops For Tea'
05/03/13, 17:50
Funny, this sounds like the music they play in the waiting room for German Heaven. |
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MST3K vs. Douche Quadbike
05/03/13, 00:20
Big McLargeHuge! |
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