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|Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman (and drugs)|
I'm not seeing any accidents or explosions.
|That is IT youtube...|
Coincidentally, this is the beginning of my crusade against the accidents & explosion category. I will one star any video improperly using it from now on. I invite other concerned poetv viewers to do the same.
|Obama cut from Us Weekly cover for Jessica Simpson.|
Well good for her. She can be the fatty spokesmodel in between her gigs shilling for ice cream and Doritos sponsorships.
|Star Trek Online: Character Creator Teaser|
Am I supposed to be impressed by the same technology already present in Oblivion, Mass Effect, even The Sims 2? The game will still suck, because they're not yet prepared to make the worthwhile Star Trek game.
|Propellerman: Superhero of Female Desire|
Are you guys voting things out of the Hopper just to one star?
|English by Japanese voice actors|
Hey, I'm impressed. They clearly not only recorded this in english, but spoke it backwards and then inversed the recording.
|Local News Mistakes|
Several Florida numerologists probably killed themselves that very night.
|Chris-Chan isn't gay, he just got trolled yet again.|
Try to take away CWC's internet, and I'm sure he'd become like those low functioning autistics that scream a lot.
And seconded, because I've also known one of those kids and it always makes me suspicious whenever anybody claims autism but still resembles something above the chimpanzee branch of the mammals. That's a really fucked up affliction, much moreso than anything this guy can claim. I think you're pretty close to it, Toenails, although I still consider it his own fault for not getting the hell off the computer. CWC is the only person that can stop this and every time he chooses not to.
|Nano, the next dimension: European edition|
No, the paint is created in the same manner they demonstrate in the video where the liquid applied to the material leaves a criss cross network of ceramic particles. This produces something that is _resistant_ but still ultimately prone to the same erosion by other surfaces or the elements as any ordinary coat. However, it would undoubtedly prolong their lifespans by order of magnitude.
|I'm Bubble Man|
And it goes on like that for four whole minutes, huh?
|Christian Weston Chandler: I'm Gay|
Yeah, they got the medal. Last I recall, they trolled him with some girl pretending to be into him, coercing him toward mailing it. At first he denied all of this, but after photos were posted and the revelation was undeniable even by CWC's standards, he started making posts+video blogs about how it was never the source of his powers and some ring was his real cherished posession. Also I think he made another medallion.
|EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE: Let's go (web) surfing now!|
I'm tempted to five star this just because it somehow managed to avoid the accidents & explosions group.
|Beavis and Butthead so some Korn song|
I'm going to five star this for the title.
|Billy Mays Putty Dub|
Also it was among the top rated or viewed last I checked. Fuck, I even found that one using the normal search and didn't even have to check Google.
|Rod Blagojevich featured on Letterman [pt 1 of 4]|
Done and done.
|Rod Blagojevich featured on Letterman [pt 1 of 4]|
This is part 1 of 4 (title amended to specify this). Rather than tempt the multiple submission, here are links:
|Bioshock for the iPhone|
Looks like some concessions had to be made with framerate to get it to run. Still looks decent for an iPhone game though.
|BBC: Pedigree Dogs Exposed|
I've always hated these dog shows, and this confirms why.
My mom got one of those annoying fucking lap dogs that people actually pay hundreds from a breeder. Yorkshire or whatever, I try not to pay attention. There are overfilled units in animal shelters all across the country, but she opted to pay some sleazy fuckers for one of theirs instead.
There was a whole process involved--the _formality_ of it. She had to be approved, which entailed whatever bullshit stipulations they attached to the fact. I never had the stomach to inquire, I just remember the whole waiting process that took forever because I think she missed one round of puppies and had to wait for the next time she gave birth. And that's how they make their living--or at least part of it--they get their dog pregnant, sell the offspring to stupid people that absolutely must have that type of dog, then repeat.
To top it all off, I remarked one time about the dog having no tail. I always assumed birth defect or something similar, and she told me that they cut it off: it's an aesthetic modification they make when they're born. Reviling your own parents doesn't come easily often times, but I've come close over this. She can sit around watching Animal Planet and the sort of abuse it depicts, yet doesn't perceive anything wrong with what she's contributed to.
|News report on brawl at Cheyney University|
No, I'm betting that's precisely _why_ he's the president.
|The Daily Show - Jon says sorry for making fun of an attack ad|
Is there a reason these never work for me? Thanks CC, I'll just go bittorrent the episode now. Like I always do.