|News Anchors Lose It After Ryan Lochte Interview|
Full clip includes a crack from Jerrick about watersports.
|Seth Macfarlane's Ted (2012)|
@Fedex: Paul was decent. The trailers tried to make Paul look like a stoner flick which it wasn't. I've read the script for this. It's exactly that and everything else you expect.
|Occupy Miami Broken Down by Police|
5 stars for putting an end to property violating Occupiers.
|The Tester - Cast Highlights|
Stars for rapping Ben Franklin.
|Final Fantasy XIII-2: Crazy Chocobo|
Ever since the last boss in FFX they have had this stupid fad of experimenting with Death Metal. Then there was the Black Mages which was a rock band comprised of Square employees. Terrible.
|Death Penalty for Abortions is Wrong: Until Personhood Becomes Law!|
A little more context for the law they're talking about: Enyart is a proponent of Personhood law which would define human life as beginning at fertilization (not birth). So women who have abortions under Personhood law, or use birth control to stop the process, or any Doctors or "accessories" are murderers he wants to put to death.
He doesn't want to put the women who had legal abortions earlier to death though. That would make him some kind of crazy extremist!
More about Enyart on Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Enyart
|Bagel Bites Jingle (circa 1997)|
I want to eat this pizza but it is *not* on a bagel so I cannot. And I god damn every one of you who are responsible.
|Proof that God hates country music|
Really terrible and nihilistic to be making light of a fluke event that killed random people.
|Atlas Shrugged Trailer|
I'm a fan of Rand's work, but it seems fairly certain that this project is just a way for the rights holder to keep them. Like that dreadful Fantastic Four movie from the 90's. I guess it could be worse but that acting stings.
The modern setting doesn't sit right with me either. It's true Rand wrote the story with a timelessness in mind (a specific year is never given), but a railroad company makes no sense in today's context. Plus you just plain give up a lot of the awesome potential for Art Deco/Steam Punk style that a Rand novel would scream for (and that Bioshock did so well).
|A Boy in a Watermelon|
Somewhere Anne Geddes is fapping to this.
|Nearly 13 minutes of bad Expert village|
Someone tell Tim and Eric this is why this kind of humor properly belongs to real occurrences.
|Is Obama a Keynesian?|
Spoiler alert: Keynesianism mistakenly takes consumption as its primary standard instead of production.
|Hot new dance craze from the south|
Someone please make a montage of this spliced with Weekend At Bernie's. Or a Youtube Doubler could work too.
|A massive line for gasoline, in France.|
Wahh, I want more free money that doesn't exist.
|Rand Paul's god is named 'Aqua Buddha'|
(crucially not 'acting!')
|Between Two Ferns: Bruce Willis|
|Abandon All Hope, Ye Audience!|
I saw this when I was 13 and I knew it was garbage at about that same point.
|Putting on Size 24 LegAffects Padding|
Sounds like a job for Youtube Doubler. Sure it's obvious but damned if it doesn't work.
Also oblong water balloons.
|Peter Schiff: Why College Tuition Is So Expensive|
Pretty much. Needed to be said.
|The Essence of Goldblum|
Also acceptable would be Dennis squeeling when Dodgson unveils the shaving cream container.