Suspension through: 0000-00-00
Shtick has run its course.
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|Banana Boat Song|
So why did she get angry?
|Live and Let Die|
This is the absolute best Bond movie when you're 8 years old.
Yeah it's complete tosh, but suggesting it's as bad as Octopussy and Moonraker is a bit much.
|Gin & Juice (Laid Back Remix)|
Not keen on this mix, it's too busy and the girls sound they're missing teeth.
|Dre Day (Original? mix)|
Dre's dick gots ta fit - in the gap between E's front teeth?
He's a big cuddly teddy bear but his lyrics are astonishingly stupid, bless him.
|All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit|
Nigel Blackwell is the greatest lyricist of all time.
"I am the girl from Deacon Blue
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo"
|Paco De Lucia Shreds Duelin' Flamencos|
The best one by miles.
|Tom Waits for Purina Butcher's Blend|
"I get it all the time, and they offer people a whole lot of money. Unfortunately I don't want to get on the bandwagon. You know, when a guy is singing to me about toilet paper - you may need the money but, I mean, rob a 7-11! Do something with dignity and save us all the trouble of peeing on your grave. I don't want to rail at length here, but it's like a fistula for me. If you subscribe to your personal mythology, to the point where you do your own work, and then somebody puts decals over it, it no longer carries the same weight. I have been offered money and all that, and then there's the people that imitate me too. I really am against people who allow their music to be nothing more than a jingle for jeans or Bud. But I say, "Good, okay, now I know who you are." 'Cause it's always money. There have been tours endorsed, encouraged and financed by Miller, and I say, "Why don't you just get an office at Miller? Start really workin' for the guy." I just hate it... The advertisers are banking on your credibility, but the problem is it's no longer yours. Videos did a lot of that because they created pictures and that style was immediately adopted, or aborted, by advertising. They didn't even wait for it to grow up. And it's funny, but they're banking on the fact that people won't really notice. So they should be exposed. They should be fined! [bangs his fist on the table] I hate all of the people that do it! All of you guys! You're sissies!"
Please elaborate. I like reading your grumpy opinions.
|Inappropriate Laughing On A Belgian Talk Show (now with subtitles)|
I hate to break it to you, sir, but.
|The Battle of Endor|
May favourite bit is 5:36, where Ackbar thinks "Ding! Why don't we just use suicide bombers?" before his neck falls over like the Elephant Man.
|Deadly Reflex (severance)|
Best mod ever. The fireball spells blast people out of their smoking boots.
|The Gay Train|
Not as good as Hey Hey 16K but I do love that bass plus tootling thing combo.
|Battle Raper 2 Intro|
He sounds a bit like Alan Moore.
Oh wow, it's Nanami, Jowy and Hero 2. I've missed these guys.
This is what Finland does during the day
|Futurama - Bender's Game trailer|
|Nighty Night - The Spermy Bedsheet Scene|
I think the cavernous vagina joke is still relatively untapped in western culture.
|Suikoden II Opening|
"Suikoden 2 is considered an unusual entry in the JRPG genre due to its comprehensible plot and engaging characters."
|Butthole Surfers - Hurdy Gurdy Man|
This was the awesomest thing ever when I was 13.
|Tori Amos - Raspberry Swirl|