|Testicles of Doom|
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But... they are fat free.
|Mark Wahlberg on Jimmy Kimmel|
He's obviously just playing around and not really pissed.
Also, Adam Sandberg sucks huge fucking assholes.
|Alvin Holmes on Beer|
Alabamy has a lot of strange alcohol laws that vary by county to county, so the fact that an imported beer is contraband isn't a surprise.
|Junkman's Daughter Halloween 2002|
This makes "House of 1000 Corpses" seem watchable by comparison.
|One wrong move and I kill the baby!|
This video isn't that good, but I want to off-set the haters.
|I Was Raped|
-1 for the text bomb at the end.
|Scarlett takes a tumble|
Initially, I laughed. Then I felt bad for her. Then I realized the fucking moron uploaded it and I lost all trace of sympathy.
|'The Net' movie trailer|
These are for you, I'm not using them anymore.
|F' Beanie Babies|
Seriously, fuck them.
When this whole thing hit, I was a college student working at McDonald's and suffering through opening shifts every day as the manager hated me for some reason.
The drive-thru would back around all the way to the fucking interstate exit waiting for us to open, and we had to put a limit on how many someone could buy. (If someone came in with four kids, then we'd obviously let them get four happy meals or whatever.)
So I remember this woman argued with me about how many she could buy, and I refused to let her buy more than the limit.
Two hours later, I look out the window to see this very same overweight middle aged hag, waddling triumphantly away from the store. She came inside and waited in line (from the parking lot to the counter) for two fucking hours just to get another fucking toy, and then I saw her throw away the food and run back to her car, cradling the beanie baby the whole way.
I was so disgusted that a) she wasted all of that food, and b) all of these adults were acting WORSE than children to snatch these things up.
So yeah, fuck them.
|Central Florida Hell|
Everyone in this video is dead.
|I wanna ____ you|
His creepy factor goes to 11.
I liked it, but I'm still not sure what a "Seleton" is.
|La Pequeña Sarah Palin|
I DON'T LIKE IT!
Even with the gay subtext, it's still funkier than "Superbowl Shuffle"
|Please stop sending Ringo Starr fan mail|
"Heh, heh. That will bring my fan out of hiding!"
|Taco Bell Value Menu commercial|
Burger King used it also, many many years ago.
|New WKRP in Cincinnati - Season 2 Intro|
The first time I ever saw this, it was an attack on my brain.
"But, where's Johnny Fever? Hey! That black guy isn't Venus! I think I need to lie down..."
|Nailbomb - Police Truck|
This was probably the last time Max _really_ played guitar.
|Slow Down on MAKING BABIES! by Sweetpea the Friendly Alien|
The alien makes a valid point...