|Testicles of Doom|
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|World's Largest Record Collection|
With that many albums and singles, how could he possibly hear them all AND remember what they sound like?
Man, I crave out of print music, and 83% gave me a huge boner.
|Frankie and Johnnie's Furniture.|
I -- uh, uhm. Huh? Fried Chicken?
|The Rejected Ending to 'Scary Movie III'|
I would feel bad for Leslie Nielson, but I'm too busy feeling bad for all of us for having to suffer through this "______ Movie" craze.
Believe it or not, I had never heard more than 30 seconds of this song until a year or so ago, and was surprised by the solo.
|Are You Gonna Go My Way|
I'm not a huge Lenny fan, but this song is undeniable.
5 to work against the haterz.
|Höekvision presents: I Like Pink|
NOW WE'RE ON AN AIRPLANE!
It cracked me up then, and it cracks me up now.
|Batman Plays A Pipe|
Wow, Batgirl is really fit.
I can't believe I never noticed before.
|Hippie Dr. Smith|
As if I needed more proof that this show was shit.
|Doo Wop (That Thing)|
This song is good.
I heard that new Fugees track that came out a year or so ago and I thouhgt she sounded like shit on it.
|Sarah Palin is called out for lying about the bridge to nowhere|
I thought this was a softcore porn.
|Spinning Ball Spare Conversion|
My mother is a world class* bowler and has been since I was a child, and I have never ever seen anything like that before. This is in the rules somewhere?
*World Class=League Hero
|Dear Mr. Obama: a message from an Iraq War veteran|
I once played in production of 'Hamlet' in the Iraq Theatre.
My favorite song when I was five.
|McCain on the View Says he's against Roe V Wade|
I realized Whoopi wasn't as bad as she seemed when she destroyed Sherri Shepherd about the flat earth thing.
I've had squirrel stew also, and it wasn't as gross as Caffeine Kid's experience, but it was disgusting and stringy and chewy.
Aren't all of their albums better than "True Stories"?
|Fultondale,AL police arrest biker|
I bet they don't riot in Mobile or Birmingham over this.
|KFC Contest Winner 1989|
From his Youtube description:
WETM 18's local TV news report on my seventh-grade contest win. I received my first 35mm camera, and my (ungrateful) junior high classmates got free chicken for lunch. Featuring Carl Proper, and taped on 04/24/1989.
Excerpted from the Corning Leader 08/13/1989: "David Scott of Corning gave his mom an early Mother's Day present this year. Scott, a student at Northside Blodgett Middle School, has been named the New York state winner in the seventh annual "All-American Salute to Mothers" greeting card contest sponsored by Kentucky Fried Chicken and Good Housekeeping Magazine. The 12-year-old artist's entry was among the 50 best of 600,000 entries. David's card featured a baby chick saying "That's my mama" and "Happy Mother's Day" on the front of the card. The inside of the card reads "...to the old CLUCK that brought me up." The winning cards will be displayed from May 1-14 at the Empire State Building."
I'd never seen this video but I'd heard it a billion times, I never knew this was tied in with Short Circuit.
My life is forever altered.
|Maury Povich = hero.|
One hundred million thousand billion ten quadrillion stars for Cotton Man.