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Breaking Dawn's Wolf Pow-Wow
06/03/12, 12:04
I bought "Breaking Dawn Part 1" for my girlfriend as kind of a gag present to go along with a bunch of other stuff. We watched it... the first 45 minutes are literally nothing but a long, drawn out wedding and a long, drawn out reception. And then after a long, drawn out honeymoon, the last 1/4 of the movie is crazy hilarious shit like this ("IT'S A PERSON! DON'T CALL IT A FETUS!")
While the movie was going on, I turned to my girlfriend: "I could complain about this, but they gave Twilight fans exactly what they paid to see: a wedding, a honeymoon and a baby. |
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PEDO IN THE FOREST
06/03/12, 08:10
Carina, if you want your pot stash back you're just gonna have to overlook your fear of pedstaches. |
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Goku makes a startling discovery
05/31/12, 22:21
Oh, and he also knocks up his wife and then like the next day sacrifices himself, likely with prior knowledge that he was going to die. Well sweetie I'm gonna get completely obliterated tomorrow but might as well just leave you with a second child to care for when I refuse to be wished back to life just because |
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Goku makes a startling discovery
05/31/12, 22:16
In DBZ Goku is away from his family quite a bit. He's either dead, lost in space, dead and refusing to return to life, or off training some kid instead of being with his own two children and wife... |
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Goku makes a startling discovery
05/31/12, 11:46
Or the part where Bulma wiggles her ass and lifts her skirt at Goku to get the Dragonball off of him and Goku says "Why would I want to feel your dirty butt?" It's funny how completely asexual and clueless little Goku is. |
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Goku makes a startling discovery
05/30/12, 23:43
... And then somehow she doesn't realize she's not wearing panties for the rest of the day. Quick, somebody post the clip where Master Roshi gives up the Dragon Ball in exchange for seeing her snatch. |
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1990 Blockbuster Training Video
05/30/12, 09:38
There are two Blockbusters still in my city, AND a Family Video. You'd think online streaming would be killing those businesses here - at one point (I don't know if it's true anymore) this town used to have a lot of college and post-college gamers and stoners sharing houses. |
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Steve Wilkos - Mommy, I Keep Getting Raped
05/27/12, 12:39
Guys, I'm actually feeling some guilt about submitting this now... I watched it again and it's easily the most disgusting thing I've ever submitted to this website. I... I need to lie down. |
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Steve Wilkos - Mommy, I Keep Getting Raped
05/27/12, 10:34
Use your aggressive feelings, boy... let the hate-stars flow through you. |
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Steve Wilkos - Mommy, I Keep Getting Raped
05/27/12, 07:51
This clip (especially with the second part) reaches the blaring siren level of cruelty rather quickly. The woman sounds like an irredeemable piece of shit, I won't lie, but there came a point where I thought "Okay Steve, that's enough."
But he kept going. For thirty minutes he yelled at her. He snatched her apology letter out of her hand and tore it up. He kept yelling. He chased her through the building and kept yelling.
I think the absolute worst part of this was when he started taunting the woman in that little girl voice. THAT was incredibly creepy. It's what made me decide that this was worthy of submission. |
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IIIIIIIT'S MOMMY
05/26/12, 20:28
And she caught you because your sister smells like salty coins and milk. |
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Pastor calls for concentration camps for gays, horrible woman tries to defend it to Anderson Cooper.
05/26/12, 11:29
The obligatory club remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1AqmUHm-I |
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1990 Blockbuster Training Video
05/25/12, 21:53
You want to talk about opportunities? Carry NC-17 tapes, you fucking shitheels.
Why does every retail training video place emphasis on bugging the shit out of your customers? |
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Sasha Grey on Tyra Banks Show
05/25/12, 17:17
According to Sasha herself, this episode was chopped up and edited to make her appear the victim. They even put her in a 'younger' looking wardrobe. I say this because I find it interesting that whoever uploaded this decided to plaster anti-porn annotations all over what's obviously a vapid piece of propaganda shit squeezed out of a producer's ass. |
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John Carmack plays through Wolfenstein 3d
05/16/12, 10:45
Nerdgasms and nostalgia waves. If you had told my 12-year-old self that there was going to be a video of John Carmack playing Wolfenstein 3D while talking about it 15 years in the future, my 12-year-old self would have gone into convulsions.
That said, he seems to suck at playing his own game. |
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Why Statutory Rape Laws are Wrong
05/10/12, 06:28
Yep, I fucked that up :-/ |
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Why Statutory Rape Laws are Wrong
05/09/12, 16:59
LAAAAAW. |
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Why Statutory Rape Laws are Wrong
05/09/12, 09:58
So five evil-stars? Five not-stars? Starring is pretty loosely ruled around here. |
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Why Statutory Rape Laws are Wrong
05/09/12, 09:00
Holy fuckballs, please tell me this guy is a troll. My friend has a 13-year-old daughter. She is a child. Every 13-year-old I have ever met, friend's kids, little cousins, whatever, was a child. When I was 13, *I* was a child. I fail to understand his logic that crossing over from 12 to 13 magically changes juveniles into rational thinking adults who are capable of making responsible decisions. But it wouldn't surprise me if any 13 year old suddenly got full knowledge of why those laws exist Matrix'd into their brain if this fat fuck with his gaping donkey lips was hovering over them. Ew ew ew. |
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Why Statutory Rape Laws are Wrong
05/09/12, 08:50
I mean what the fuck? What the fuck, statutory rape laws? What the fuck? What the fuckin fuckin fuck's goin on? I don't fuckin understand! I don't understand! Fuck! |
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