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Lasagna Cat: 8/15/2006
01/15/08, 15:16
*Badum-ching!* *Canned laughter* |
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lasagna cat: 10/26/2007
01/15/08, 03:28
I just realized how horrible those punchlines were. |
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Garfield: 08/18/1978.
01/15/08, 03:14
Every single one of these videos is pure gold. |
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Terminator 3 Deleted Scene
01/15/08, 02:51
Hey, you got your Austrian in my Southern accent! Well you got your Southern accent in my Austrian. |
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MST3K: Using Your Voice
01/14/08, 13:16
Why does Flower Lady's accent completely change? |
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Dial a Date Los Angeles
01/13/08, 13:28
The first guy looks like a young Ron Livingston. |
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Kiki's Delivery Service - Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
01/12/08, 20:32
Come on, it's Kiki's Delivery Service. |
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Pro-Life Activists Re-Enact Murdering A Doctor
01/12/08, 12:23
I find it ironic (and hilarious) that these pro-'lifers' would choose a convicted murderer as their hero, and then close their presentation by suggesting the audience should murder some doctors too.
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Star Trek: The Lost Episode
01/12/08, 11:33
5 stars alone for there being a 'Godtube'.
I love the bit about 'survival of the fittest' (which involves lots of slapping) and the bit about 'moral relativity' (which involves punching). And the eternal strawman about monkeys. |
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Turk and Carla arm wrestle
01/11/08, 22:47
Your point being? It's a comedy about a goddamn hospital. Of course it's going to occasionally rip your heart out and make you sad.
Boy I'll bet this cancer sure is a pain in the canceroASS!!! *Badum-ching* |
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MST3K - The Sidehackers
01/11/08, 00:55
How graphic was the rape scene that BBI cut from this movie? |
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Bill Maher on Purity Balls
01/10/08, 22:19
Actually, no. I changed my mind.
Billy Buttsex: What's wrong with sitting down and talking with your daughter, explaining the difference between good and bad people, and encouraging her to make informed decisions? You mean to tell me that as an alternative to that, you'd throw a big party entirely centered around her vagina and have her a sign an agreement that she's too young to understand?
You'd do that?
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Bill Maher on Purity Balls
01/10/08, 22:10
Treating your son like an object instead of a person makes less sense. There aren't any liberation movements to weasel your way around. |
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Bill Maher on Purity Balls
01/10/08, 22:06
I could offer more counterexamples for Billy Buttsex, but they've already been listed by everyone else. He just doesn't understand. |
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Bill Maher on Purity Balls
01/10/08, 13:53
11 and 12 year olds naturally do not have the mental capacity to understand sex. Sure, they might know about the basic mechanics, but the physical and emotional implications are beyond reasoning. So, in the same way a child molester uses naivety to get what he wants, a purity ball is the perfect opportunity for Daddy to sweep in and have his daughter sign a contract that says she'll never, ever open her legs until she gets married- a contract that's BOUND to DADDY.
Flash forward three years later. Her sexuality is awakening, and she suddenly realizes she has needs and desires that she didn't know about when she went to that purity ball. She might not have the will to act on those desires from the outset,but now she realizes that if she did, she'd not only be breaking a promise to Daddy, but to God. Any sexual activity that she gets involved in would be followed by feelings of guilt, shame, and self-loathing.
Beside that, there's the whole thing about pretty much MARRYING your dad. Rings, exchange of vows, a ceremony.. it's all there. |
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Reel Geezers - Superbad
01/08/08, 19:53
Superbad was very honest except for the cops.
And this is a great discussion to hear old people having. |
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Heartland Productions Christian movie trailers
01/04/08, 22:30
Wow. These movies look like they have about a thousand 'garbage day' moments each. |
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Zero Punctuation - Super Mario Galaxy
01/04/08, 01:14
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's dick in the presence of his grandmother. |
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Husband makes his son record a brutal attack on his mother
01/01/08, 15:23
I read the comments here, read the title of the video, read the description.. I'm not watching this. I'd like to start the new year off by not breaking my spirit. |
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2 Girls 1 Cup - The Tribute Song
12/30/07, 10:19
A beautiful song about a horrible thing. |
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