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1000 dice rolls
01/06/12, 01:12
Dude you can get 1000 dice rolls in a second.
This is me modifying the coinflip.py from "Invent Your Own Computer Games With Python." This is python 3. It's Q&D but fuck it it works.
import random
print ('I will roll a die 1000 times. Guess how many times it will come up each number. (Press enter to begin!)')
input()
rolls = 0
ones = 0
twos = 0
threes = 0
fours = 0
fives = 0
sixes = 0
while rolls < 1000:
if random.randint (0, 5) == 0:
ones = ones + 1
if random.randint (0, 5) == 1:
twos = twos + 1
if random.randint (0, 5) == 2:
threes = threes + 1
if random.randint (0, 5) == 3:
fours = fours + 1
if random.randint (0, 5) == 4:
fives = fives + 1
if random.randint (0, 5) == 5:
sixes = sixes + 1
rolls = rolls +1
if rolls == 900:
print ('900 rolls and there have been ' + str (ones) + ' ones and ' + str (twos) + 'twos and ' + str (threes) + 'threes and ' + str (fours) + 'fours and ' + str (fives) + 'fives and ' + str (sixes) + 'sixes so far.')
if rolls == 100:
print ('At 100 rolls, there have been ' + str (ones) + ' ones and ' + str (twos) + 'twos and ' + str (threes) + 'threes and ' + str (fours) + 'fours and ' + str (fives) + 'fives and ' + str (sixes) + 'sixes so far.')
if rolls == 500:
print ('Halfway done, and there have been ' + str (ones) + ' ones and ' + str (twos) + 'twos and ' + str (threes) + 'threes and ' + str (fours) + 'fours and ' + str (fives) + 'fives and ' + str (sixes) + 'sixes so far.')
print()
print('Out of 1000 rolls of the die, there have been ' + str (ones) + ' ones and ' + str (twos) + 'twos and ' + str (threes) + 'threes and ' + str (fours) + 'fours and ' + str (fives) + 'fives and ' + str (sixes) + 'sixes!')
print('Were you close?')
If you want to get the other die just run it again. |
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Immortals battle scene
01/04/12, 21:19
a little racist. Just a little. |
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Dev Anand : GANGSTER
01/03/12, 02:36
I'm not sure why the Amazing Randi had a cameo in this. |
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Lonnie met a lady at the beach
01/02/12, 23:06
is this a Ralphie May thing? |
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Wendyvainity: Tom R. Toe
12/31/11, 00:47
...the fuck? Yeah, it belongs here. I don't know how, it just does. |
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She Shoulda Said 'No'! (1949)
12/30/11, 22:58
...keep the mind from thinking.... with thinking, the world becomes a real thing with troubles and problems... got it. Thanks, chief. |
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Candy brain sissymaid
12/30/11, 22:23
First the laughing, then the crying. |
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Ron Paul Can't Win???
12/29/11, 18:35
the guy in the video has a history of being dead wrong and screaming about how he just knows he's right. He's been doing it for years. |
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Trampoline Exercises
12/29/11, 18:30
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll? |
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Victoria Jackson just came back from a secret FBI briefing!
12/29/11, 18:27
To the travelers from the future that click on this video arbitrarily and see my comment all the way at the bottom of the page, I offer you this:
doesn't she look a lot like Bobcat Goldthwaite? |
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What Would Jesus Buy Trailer
12/20/11, 05:40
"Hallelujah, brother!" |
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North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il
12/19/11, 20:15
Somewhere Brian Blessed was off camera and his audio was cut, but he was yelling "CRRRYYYYYY MY HORSEMEN!!! CRYYYYY FOR YOUR VERY LIIIIVES!" |
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Paternoster
12/19/11, 03:31
well yeah you can push the other person out when you're done and what are they going to do? |
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Uncle Buck TV Series Intro
12/19/11, 03:24
Christ. They killed off the parents. I don't know how long the kids mourned but it looks like not long enough. Maybe they just can't have funeral kids in the intro and still try to be all whacky.
I also have a hard time believing someone like Buck could keep the bills paid on a nice house like that, even in the 80s. "I want you kids to straighten up and fly right! Now if you'll excuse me, Uncle Buck has some rigged horse races and or insider trading to do!"
Maybe some of the jokes would be about taking cold showers when the power gets cut off. Since this was before caller ID, I assume, using the answering machine to screen your calls would also be in there, as well as Uncle Buck trying to bribe a guy to get free cable. |
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Two portly young women lust for your big penis
12/19/11, 03:14
just skip around. It won't get better but you'll laugh. |
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North Korean State TV announces Kim Jong Il's Death
12/19/11, 03:09
the weird thing is, we will make fart noises and watch Team America: World Police for the ninth time, but over in North Korea, people will be sad. They will be truly, horribly sad, just wailing away because their comrade god died. He who commanded the sun to rise is now gone from this world. |
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Real life Facebook
12/18/11, 06:04
I find out vital things usually on Facebook before anyone will tell me in the "real world". It's how I found out my grandma died. |
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The Polar Express - Hot Chocolate
12/18/11, 05:47
He probably feels trapped in a loveless marriage, and longs to get free. He sees trains as a symbol of opportunity, the opportunity to grab that freedom. He could just see the country. He could see the great outdoors. He could take charge of his own destiny. He could land somewhere and start over again; be a new man. He could but he knows he never will. Still, he has his dreams, and trains are the embodiment of those dreams. |
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Uncle Buck TV Series Intro
12/18/11, 05:41
"See, the premise of the show is just like the movie, only he's babysitting indefinitely. This could go on for years!" |
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Skyrim Thanksgiving
12/17/11, 18:57
It's colder than a polar bear's asshole up in here. |
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