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|What turns you off, poeTV?|
Ted probably forgot his glitter and makeup.
|Will it blend? Justin Bieber|
Makes me want to play Fallout 3 again, and give Elder Lyons the wig, some glasses, and Dr. Lesko's Lab Coat.
hey, was that Patton Oswald?
She's a mom, former beauty pageant winner, and, as someone with a little girl voice, someone who was formerly molested. Buy a product she endorses that makes people stare at your boobs even more than usual.
|The Silly Adventures of Mr. Mochi (an Oblivion Machinima)|
Holy shit it's Super Sheogorath.
I dig the summoning Mehrunes Dagon and the spell to make someone else the Gray Fox.
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|Alex Jones - Justin Bieber Rant|
|Alex Jones - Justin Bieber Rant|
THEY GOT KILLED BY WILD NATOS!
I almost want to find this guy's shop, eat his pizza, and go "Man, I've had Hot Pockets that taste better than this dogshit." I mean he might serve some great stuff but damn if he doesn't need to get knocked down a few pegs.
|Dude, you just got owned by Matt Damon|
Yes, I enjoyed that immensely. It's as if he got hit with an invisible punch.
|Stephen Fry on Miami|
What's ugly is not so much that they're beautiful, but what goes with it, namely, the attention-whoring and demanding to be worshiped. In many cases the road to beauty precludes intelligence, a sense of humor and a meaningful personality.
|Dancin' Baby Finn|
Yeah, sorry to be a downer but Adventure Time is actually the hallucinations of a girl child prostitute. It's the place she goes when the bad men do things she doesn't want to remember. There, she can be anything, so she chooses to be the strong boy her parents that sold her really wanted. There, she has the power to change the world. In Adventure Time, the dead can live on, like Marceline, who was in reality raped and strangled to death at the ripe old age of 14. She also has the best friend she'll ever know, her imaginary friend Jake, who would never let anyone bring her harm. Sometimes the bad people make their way into her imaginary world, like her pimp, The Ice King, but in her world, she can always beat them up. In her world, the Ice King is her bitch.
|Orson Welles on Psychics and Cold Reading|
Sounds like a very useful skill.
|GTA: San Andreas gameplay|
I'll tell you why people hated GTA4.
One, the roads and bridges to the other places were blocked off until you got a certain amount of missions done. People were lenient with that shit in the older games to some extent, but this was supposed to be huge.
Two, the stuff you did that was supposed to be fun and cool was just really boring shit. Who wants to play a video game where their foul-mouthed Russian cousin keeps nagging them to play darts sometime? And you go on those dumbass date scenes because you pretty much have to, and the characters and experiences are flatter than hell.
Three - they took out a lot of the "cartoon physics" that made the game fun and made things way too realistic. If you're used to playing GTA3 and the expansions you're used to getting away with shit you just can't do in real life, like looney toons driving where you never fly out of the windshield and you can drop the car off a cliff and it just keeps going. GTA4 made things too real, to the point where it wasn't fun and there was no sense playing the game with any sort of bravado.
Having said that, they kept in things that were really stupid from the old games, like other people falling in water and drowing. Seriously, they finally made it so the main guy could swim but no one else can, apparently. Water is instant death to anyone but the protagonist. That's bunk ass shit, man.
They also kept in the really annoying "follow the dot" mission play, and the ways to fail a mission that you can't know are going to make you fail until you end up failing it. Like you have to get out of a car and go on a footchase after a guy who will run up some stairs. If you get out of the car TOO SOON and go off and kill the guy like you're supposed to, you can fail the mission because you were away from the car too long and now you have to do the car chase and foot chase and kill the same guy all over again. You weren't supposed to leave the car until the game told you to! D'oh!
Now, San Andreas and GTA3 and Vice City had their fair share of these problems, as well, especially the very last mission in San Andreas, which, I'll admit, I strongly hated, but with all the hype and newness GTA4 was suppposed to be bringing to the table, you'd think they'd have corrected that. What a lot of players end up with is driving around for a while running over pedestrians, wondering what they're supposed to be doing, wondering why his cousin keeps calling to ask about darts, wondering why I should care about Bimbo number 5 and her hobby of bowling, and then wondering where the cheat codes are so you can crash a helicopter into the park before you die. The rest, I guess, is a matter of preference of style. For me the humor tries too hard to be potty-mouthed, there's nothing good to listen to on the radio, and there's no such thing as just causing some casual havoc anymore. If you get so much as a ding on someone else's car it's practically a death sentence.
Then again, some players are masochists and it's right up their alley.
|GTA: San Andreas gameplay|
leave it to Big Smoke to molest two kids at the same time.
|This Troper EP 92: I Call Him 'Mister Happy'|
Yeah, me too. I like pausing and reading the extra ones they didn't highlight.
"I call mine Soul Calibur. Because putting on different condoms will give me different weapon effects."
"This troper calls his Mario. It has yet to rescue Peach."
If that doesn't make you laugh, you have no sense of humor.
|Vitsie the Videositter|
Oh yeah, this is getting posted to Facebook.
|'Avatar' predicts 'The Last Airbender'|
I'm trying to find the right trope for this but oh wait here we go http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouNeedToGetLaid
|Super Mario Bros. anti-piracy ad|
the video I mean, not your comment
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