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|Michelle Bachmann's Husband Doesn't Like Gays|
That and she looks like a Lich with someone else's shrunken head worn as a mask stretched over her rotting skull.
|Dale Gribble builds a fire|
Thus, he died.
R.I.P. Dale Gribble
1955 - 2004
|Oblivion: Giant Mud Crab Fight|
this was just one of those silly mods. Some guy got tired of hearing the characters say "I've fought mudcrabs more fiercesome than you!", so he decided to make some that would actually be scary.
|Oblivion: Giant Mud Crab Fight|
What news from the other parts of Tamriel?
|'The Matrix' Lobby Scene with Human Sound Effects|
And now, this is how I will always imagine this scene.
|14 views third day of fire works show not 10 view it 14 views|
Give this guy a chance. He has awesome stuff.
|Norma Stitz in 'Nudist Camp Zombie Massacre'|
|The Onion - In the Know w/ Clifford Banes - Where Is Clifford Banes?|
That's a really cool idea. They could sell "Free Clifford Banes" t-shirts and everything.
|Thoughts on hairspray.|
I don't know why this is so damn funny.
|Glee 'R' word PSA|
It doesn't really do any good to try to get words banned. People will just come up with substitutes. Don't like inner city ghetto kids because they're rude and don't act like they have any goddamn common sense? Well, don't call them niggers, no sir. Call them Mondays. Everyone hates Mondays. It even sounds friendly. No one's going to ban that name.
|Rollercoaster Safety with Patrick Warburton|
That's because you'll be overthrown by someone who knows how to ration.
|Michele Bachmann has the spirit of John Wayne|
She has the spirit of a men's restroom in a convenience store near the interstate. Gaybashing and racist misspelled graffiti, crap smeared on the walls, not enough toilet paper, most toilets clogged and overflowing, piss on the seats that aren't, peep and/or glory holes cut out by the local residents, pubic hairs on the sink, the atmosphere that says 1985 died and went to hell, "for a good time, call" - she is the spirit of all those things.
|The worst goalkeeper out there.|
I'm not indie, or a fucking hipster, I use the word "irony" where it's correct to use it, I don't use the word "random" unless it actually means something RANDOM, as opposed to arbitrary - I still get mad when people use it wrong in everyday life like "I just randomly called you" and I have to tell them that no, they fucking didn't, they didn't roll a die with people's names on them or spin a big fucking wheel of telephone numbers or blindfold themselves and jab away at the phone and luckily my number just came up out of the millions of possibilities.
Stop being a whiny fucking asshole because some videos you posted didn't make it out of the hopper. Shit. What the fuck do you want? Everyone's different. Some people vote things down. Sometimes you only get four votes. It's life.
Here's another mind-blowing thought. Some people are just legitimately not interested in sports. For a lot of people, sports are fucking boring to watch. Any sports. There's a lot more fascinating shit in the wide world out there. Check out TED some time, or just look up anything your heart desires on Youtube. If I have a choice between sports or "hey, I wonder if anyone's ever made clown porn? Oh look, yeah, here's some." I'll take the clown porn, just because it'll actually be entertaining. Hell, just about anything will be more entertaining.
Also 5 for the video because I played soccer in 4th through 7th grade before I finally decided to hang it up because I got in trouble for hurting the smaller kids. I liked hurting the smaller kids. And this guy sucks as a goalie.
Don't worry, dude. 2006 is dead and in the ground.
|Pretty Pretty Princess|
I thought it was great.
|Southwest pilot and a stuck microphone|
He thought Chicago was like, the party city, man.
|James Bond removes a lady's bikini|
James Bond did every damn thing. He probably fucked a Unicorn.
|Twisted Metal - Sweet Tooth Ending (not used)|
If I could only marry the 90's.
|David Mitchell flips out|
Like you blokes, I, too, would smash that ebony bird's pastry.
|The Atheist Experience: The Cost of Faith|
I took some small measure of joy in that the caller sounded a lot like Dane Cook.
Even if is Dane Cook, I'll still wish this person good luck in their quest to break free.