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02/14/13, 13:25
That's terrible. I wasn't going to get this game but I feel sorry for the ones who did. They were severely ripped off. |  | Is Futurama the Best Argument for Transhumanism?
02/09/13, 23:13
Well, I can speak, I think for some old timers I used to know.
My granddad used to have arthritis so bad he wished he could just chop his leg off and get a new one. Had he lived far into the future, they could have made that happen. I might end up with the same kind of problems he had, after all, we were related, so maybe I'll want to go Borg at some point to relieve my suffering.
It'd probably stabilize out to feeling 'normal' after a while, but being free from any suffering and returning to normal is all you want when you're suffering. Like when you have a cold or flu, or a terrible headache.
I'd go so far as to say we even take normality for granted in the absence of suffering. | | Fifty Shades of Grey
02/08/13, 02:19
I think I might have found a new line of work.
"Listen here, bitch," he said, in that dreamy accent of his, "this is a motherfucking Dremel."
I paused, and stared at him like I was confused. I was.
"I'm not surprised you don't know what this is. Something about women, they just fear power tools, unless they're some kind of lesbian or some shit. Then they're all over it like syrup on pancakes. Tuna pancakes. Fucking dykes." His command of metaphors left something to be desired. Or was it a simile? I get those two confused a lot.
"Bitch, are you paying attention?" He said, demonstrating an eery preternatural proficiency. It's like he just knows what I'm thinking sometimes.
"Pfft. There you go again. Anyway, you got a dildo collection, right?"
"No", I replied. "I don't have a ... uh... 'collection', as it were."
"Are you fucking serious?", he spat. I was hurt. "You mean to tell me you don't have any dildos?"
"Well I have a dildo -" I started, before he cut me off.
"Then why are you bullshittin' me? Get your fucking dildo and bring your ass back here! I'm about to make some magic happen. And hurry the fuck up!"
I ran to my dresser drawer as fast as I could, dodging the empty beer bottle he lobbed at my head when he told me to hurry up. I dug past my underwear and reached in to pull out a locked box. It looked old and kind of moldy.
"Man, what the fuck is taking so long?" I felt rushed, but also slightly more aroused than I previously was. There's just something about the neighbors hearing him yell at me, through the paper-thin walls of our apartment complex, that really got my engine, uh, whatever engines do.
"I can't find the key, sweetie!"
"You can't find the key? What the fuck? How fucking big is this dildo anyway? What do you use a fucking lawnmower and shit? You going to cut some *grass* in this motherfucker? Do I have to go to the store to get some damn gas or what? Maaaan I'm the fuck out of here." | | Ray Kurzweil and the Singularity - Lew Keilar
02/04/13, 00:20
Hey, man, don't poop on my dreams. If I can't imagine that some day I'll download my mind into objects and become a cyborg Ent or sentient space ship, then there's no reason to live. | | Sexy Toyota Commercial
01/26/13, 21:20
Over 6 million views, and comments have been disabled. | | Key & Peele: Liam Neesons and Bruce Willy
01/26/13, 21:05
No love for Rob Roy? | | Recovering My Religion
01/20/13, 09:01
Andy Rehfeldt, right? He does some bomb ass versions of songs.
"I Got A Feeling" Psycho Version (with a bit of Freebird thrown in at the end)
Beyonce's "Halo" Metal Version
Slipknot's (who gives a crap what it is) Radio Disney Version, complete with angry fan comments
Bee Gees "How Deep Is Your Love" Death Metal Version
Metallica's "Enter Sandman" Smooth Jazz Version
Seriously, the Metallica one almost sounds like something Richard Cheese would do. | | Getting 'high' injecting snake venom
01/20/13, 08:25
That was... very interesting. It wasn't really about him getting high, though, it was much more. Of course, he's kind of a nut, but we've all got something wrong with us, right? | | VHS Copy Degredation
01/18/13, 08:54
Tell me why. | | parasledding, amazing new 'sport'
01/18/13, 08:50
Your mom has big 80's hair and does a lot of cocaine? | | Building a Homemade Spacecraft
01/17/13, 07:42
"Anybody can do this."
Says a guy who used to work for NASA. | | Aussie B-52s parody band covers 'Stairway to Heaven'
01/17/13, 05:29
Fuck, man. Man. Maaaaan. Man. Dude. No one's going to believe me. | | VHS Copy Degredation
01/17/13, 05:26
hide away | | Shoenice gives a lecture on his Crohn's disease
01/16/13, 23:04
"That was like my first real hash oil dabber, stab her, and grab her..."
"This stuff makes me like six of the seven dwarves..."
"Here's Kenny from South Park!" (laughter, some goofing around, and then) "Okay, back to the informational part..."
I have a lot more respect for the guy after watching this. | | Original Video Pizza
01/15/13, 02:20
http://youtubedoubler.com/6tuN | | THE LITTLE PLATE IS ALWAYS THERE
01/15/13, 02:12
Man, I gave up on looking elegant and sophisticated a long time ago. | | How to Make an Omelet
01/11/13, 01:28
Thanks, Egg Man. | | Dictator Obama is Going to Take Your Guns
01/11/13, 01:21
They have to "grandfather" shit in because of the way our Constitution works. No ex post facto laws. If something suddenly becomes illegal you can't go after old shit that wasn't yet illegal when the law was made.
You can keep some things off the street so you don't have crazy cocaine cowboys kind of crap going on again, but you can never truly expect to enforce things in terms of redneck collections in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. Most rednecks can modify regular guns to be fully automatic without too much effort, and they collect stockpiles of shit that make the gun room in Boondock Saints look like one of their yard sales. Those kind of people are mostly harmless anyway. They live dull ass lives and shooting deer and cans of coffee creamer are one of the few escapes they have. | | Dictator Obama is Going to Take Your Guns
01/10/13, 21:37
"If you know any TRUE sons and daughters of Skyrim..." | | Dictator Obama is Going to Take Your Guns
01/10/13, 21:36
If he's on roids, he's doing it wrong.
I don't think this guy understands there was an assault weapons ban before. They didn't come for the old guns, they just didn't sell new assault weapons (legally).
But whatever, maybe his persecution complex is an addiction. | |
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