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|Carrie Telekinesis - The Best Prank I've Ever Seen (seriously)|
15 years ago, you old fart.
|Tactical Velcro Opening Secret-Special Forces|
He's right, I didn't hear it open that time.
|SammyClassicSonicFan: Sonic Fanbase has Ruined Sonic|
Man. Poor kid.
He's growing up to be Lemon Grab.
|Can't Get Used to Losing You|
I was tempted for a second to see what the guys were doing at Bo News.
|Dragon Warrior - Entire Game to Level 30 in 10 minutes|
You can beat this around level 20. The extra 10 levels are just pointless grinding. I heard a rumor a long time ago that you could get an airship if you got level 30, and even that wouldn't be worth it.
|The Dance of Cossack Girl with a Sword|
Don't start any shit with her, don't break her heart, and if she tells you to leave the toilet seat down, you leave it down, damn it.
|FAT MAN with NINE CATS eats a Tuna Sub!|
Hey, you're not hurting anybody, right?
Live long and prosper.
|Half naked guy playing Seal's 'Kiss From A Rose'|
Oddly enough, this was also on Cracked at some point.
Cracked is making Firefox go crazy today. For some reason I keep getting warnings that it's a malware site.
|What ObamaCare Means For You|
What does any of this mean if you're dead-ass broke, as in homeless or about to be homeless?
Holy shit, there's other videos on this dude's channel. The AOL one is right up this site's alley.
|Bill Maher New Rules - California is leading by example|
He's right about the almond milk.
Ever try the unsweetened stuff? Tastes bitter as fuck.
|Tim Heidecker reviews The World's End|
I didn't end up watching the whole thing. I checked out the related videos and there's one where he tells the story of how he got stabbed one night. It's pretty intense and he actually manages to make a few people laugh.
I don't think I'll ever be able to laugh at anything this guy does ever again.
|Chief Kessler Repels a Homosexual Libtard Dildo Attack|
Is it just me or is he sporting a boner?
|Fist of the North Star: LA - Full thing|
I saw this not too long ago on Netflix, at a friend's house. That line came up and we had to pause it because we were laughing so hard.
"I can't believe he just said that!"
|Atlas Shrugged Part 3 Kickstarter|
Fucking A, Binro. That was deep.
|Examples of why Russians use dash cams|
And the dogs, apparently.
|Children cover the shit out of Tool|
You know, maybe the future's going to be alright after all...
|GTA V - Friendly Cops|
I hope I can run that good when I've been shot 8 times.
|Dexter the Lumberjack|
The ending didn't make much sense to me.
I get being fucked up about Deb and feeling guilty, but there was no reason to abandon his son and the woman he loved. I mean Hanna would have helped him through the grieving process.
Dexter was mostly cold, logical, rational, and even this new flood of emotional turmoil wouldn't override his basic beliefs about how the world works. He wouldn't have actually believed he was "bad luck" because knows luck isn't really a thing that exists. He's beyond that.
I didn't like getting beat over the head with the hurricane being a symbol of the emotional storm within, but honestly, Dexter was never that clever of a show. Most of the apparently interesting conflicts were red herrings. They had two brilliant seasons with Jimmy Smits and the Trinity Killer, and it all kind of went downhill from there. That Lumen garbage, the weak apocalypse killer storyline... sigh.
Here's how shit should have gone down.
Season 1: Brian gets away. He was too interesting.
Season 2: Dexter dumps Rita because he's just not feeling it and shacks up with whatshertits, the sponsor, and they become like a killing duo.
Seasons 3 and 4: totally cool with it, probably whoevershewas could make things a little more interesting with messing up a little and Dexter has to clean up - maybe she gets killed instead of the blonde one.
Season 5: Anything but that Lumen bullshit. Kill Deb off. Fuck, she was annoying as it was.
Season 6: Brian returns, hijinx ensue, Brian dies.
Season 7: The hispanic broad figures out who Dexter is, people believe her, Dexter goes down. Keep the whole Hanna bit.
Season 8: Everyone Dexter ever knew is completely horrified, Dexter has to deal with being revealed as a monster, has to try to survive in prison, where some of his victims had friends or family, and some deify him like a kind of god and want to follow in his footsteps. Copycat killers emerge on the outside and he's powerless to do anything about it. Dexter manages to make tensions swell and escapes in a prison riot. The world will never be the same.
Then Hanna kills him.
|Priest interupts wedding to berate photographers|
"Standards are your mother's hustle."
-Adam Tod Brown, Cracked.com