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|Man eloquently calls out Trump|
This was awesome, and it led me to discover some of his other material from Youtube, like "There's A Hashtag For That". His videos are the kinds of things people need to see, but most will probably be content with Annoying Orange or something instead.
Yeah, there should be more games like The Elder Scrolls.
|Enjoy a Pabst!|
Sadly, this works as a commercial.
|Imagine the gov't forcing you to take 2k hours of job training...that has nothing to do w/ your job|
good job. Almost makes me want to change my handle to Royale Con Queso.
|How to touch a woman|
Nah, man, he's got to build a radionic box and dial in his sex appeal, plus throw a few orgone rocks around his dwelling. Then he's got to buy a servitor ring off Ebay with sexual domination in mind, rub himself with some Anna Riva "Bend Over" oil, and wear his Solomon Seal of Mars pendant and remember to charge his Tiger's Eye stone and program his quartz rock. After all that, he's got to build up his thoughtform powers to 99, and remember to bring his mp3 player with the voice recording, with the one track playing of his sexual subliminal messages on loop, to where the volume is at isn't at its lowest but still can't be heard. Then, just before he goes, he must meditate. Visualize. Attack. He is ready.
And later on when nothing happens he can record the whole thing in his journal and wonder what he could have done differently.
|Castle of the Winds|
For anybody who wants the hookup: http://lkbm.ecritters.biz/cotw/download.html
I think I'm going to make it so I can summon monsters.
|Castle of the Winds|
Damn it. Now I must play. I must be better than poor, dumb Emily.
|Rifftrax - Highlander compilation|
Google up "Movies that came out in 1985". See the whole list, and see all the awesomeness. Now check out "Movies that came out in 1986". There are a few good ones on there - Alien, Big Trouble In Little China, Little Shop of Horrors, The Fly, The Boy Who Could Fly, but still, the list isn't anywhere near as impressive as the 1985 list.
People needed Highlander in 1986. You know what movie came out the same day? Carebears, man. Fucking Carebears. You'd need to see some movie about people chopping off dudes' heads with swords if you were forced to sit through Carebears.
|One Must Fall 2097|
It's like Clay Fighters and the original Star Fox went to the gay bar.
|Bubble Baby laughs at half speed|
Fucking JESSICA, man. Bane of my existence.
|Chrysler's commercial about how awful Detroit is.|
Dude looked like he was going to cry.
|McDonald's attack victim speaks out|
5 for the evil.
Also, I'm sorry but I had to do this. Yes I know what happened was awful and could have been someone I know, but the damage is done and if there's anything like a hell I'm going there anyway.
|The Powerpuff Girls - Collect Her|
I miss this show. That and Dexter's Lab. Sure, you can always watch repeats, but there will never be new episodes.
It's going to be a rough run up until the Singularity, but thankfully, when it comes, we can finally grind these fuckers into dust and harvest their molecules to better ends.
|My Boobs Are OK!|
http://www.poe-news.com/fshow.php?userid=5454 - he's an odd duck and ruffles a few feathers from time to time.
|This commercial has angered Catholics.|
well, it's not a great way to win a Darwin Award, but he was a big boy, he should have been able to take care of himself.
|Why Reading is Bad|
Real life is often boring as fuck. Boring, man. I'm not going to sit there and read about some other boring as fuck bullshit. Fuck it. I need something to drink.
|Why Reading is Bad|
The Road, dude. The Road. All the cannibals and kid-rapers are Libertarians.
|Glenn Beck reads his journal to Sarah Palin|
Have fun playing with your Barbie action figures.
|Get a REAL DVD!|
This man is Sisyphus; downloading is his boulder.