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The Sopranos: Livia's Wake
01/08/10, 21:05
This is pretty much what it's going to be like when my grandma dies. |
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The Black Hole
01/08/10, 19:35
Writers have to become slaves to the small imaginations of the audience.
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SCTV - Big Dude TV Dinner
01/07/10, 04:41
I love how they don't explain how to cook the damn thing. That's the best part for me. |
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Jeff Dunham on Chinese People
01/06/10, 01:44
15 percent of the audience laughed, the rest squirmed uncomfortably, wondered why they ever went, and hoped he'd move on to something funny. |
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Internet Hate Machine 2: Hate Harder
01/05/10, 01:28
Kitten videos are used for training to blend in with the normals. Sometimes this sort of subterfuge is required. |
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Another begging cat
12/19/09, 06:12
Yeah, but that food is like, old and stale, and it want some new stuff. |
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Chris Chan is now a Juggalo
12/19/09, 05:59
he needs c-c-c-c-help. |
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Mean dad takes kids sledding
12/19/09, 05:49
Most likely a stepfather or older cousin or something. Can't be the real father. |
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god among men builds rocket launchers for his motorcycle
12/19/09, 05:40
I was thinking he should get together with the paintball auto-targeting turret guy and do some drive-by vandalism. |
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Chris Chan is now a Juggalo
12/18/09, 07:20
I don't know. He's so many things. At 4:53 he's a Mime. At 3:56 he's a jolly old Englishman. At 1:21, he is a little teapot, short and stout. |
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Chris Chan is now a Juggalo
12/18/09, 07:11
Next week: the skin comes off, and we all learn that he's really a black man named Rodney.
The week after that: He's not really a black man named Rodney. He was just wearing black face. |
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Japanese bubblegum commercial.
12/17/09, 00:44
By me.
Except for the dude.
No, wait. Wait. The dude too. And the people in the costumes, but they have to leave them on. Maybe the reindeer. |
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Buses are extremely territorial creatures
12/16/09, 19:18
The first bus was like "Damn it! Damn it! I really wanted to park there." The second bus was like "I got your back, dog. Yo, check it. WHAM! YEAH! I JUST DID THAT!" |
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Southerners Get Attacked By Hymenoptera
12/16/09, 19:14
yeah, the psychedelic magnetic wave thing did it for me. |
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Dick Armey sneers at ‘a woman named Maddox’ who ‘has a Ph.D. in something that doesn’t matter.’
12/16/09, 05:23
It's like he's channeling "The Dude". I half-expected him to go "New shit has come to light, man! So uh ... you know?" |
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Back to the Future III: Verne points at his crank
12/14/09, 21:19
my explanation: he was told to hold very very still and not talk but he really had to go to the bathroom and this was the only way he knew to tell someone.
That or he's got multiple personalities, and one of them is 45. |
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Wizard People - Harry Buys a Wand
12/14/09, 01:57
having a wand, bleh. Got ahead of myself again. |
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Wizard People - Harry Buys a Wand
12/14/09, 01:56
I remember watching the real movie and thinking of how Harry could best be served if he took all three wands, for surely the first two could come in handy some day. Having a want to help you blow shit up without even trying would be useful in a quest for vengeance. |
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Feast 3: The Ending
12/14/09, 01:21
I won't fucking blame you. |
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Penis
12/12/09, 18:39
I knew a guy that talked like that. I thought he was playing some clever joke when he did this back in 2002, and I would have applauded him for it, but as it turns out, him and his friends were developmentally disabled.
Him: "Penis!" (which is Penis for "hello", I imagine)
Me: "Uh... what?"
Him: "Penis?" (trust me, you can tell when it sounds like a question)
Me: "I don't get it."
Him: "Penis penis penis! Penis penis penis penis penis. Penis penis. Penis?"
Me: "Oh, right, right. Very funny."
The guy driving the truck in which I was a passenger: "Alright, man, let's get the hell out of here."
Penis Guy: "Penis! Penis penis penis penis penis!" |
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