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Malcolm Tucker Teaches The Art Of Swearing
11/13/09, 03:52
He's like a 6 year old in a trailer park. |
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Top 50 worst videogame voice acting
11/12/09, 17:05
This list is BULLSHIT. Where's the classic line of all lines from Resident Evil 1?
"Barry! Where's... Barry?"
"I don't know... I think he's... dead."
"....No." |
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Penn Jillette and John Stossel on Glenn Beck
11/10/09, 02:17
Libertarianism might be the path less traveled, but, in the immortal words of Jerry Seinfeld, "Sometimes the path less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
I love how they talked about "what the Founding Fathers envisioned". The Founding Fathers argued. The makers of the Constitution came to blows over what should go in it. There was no one unified vision of what the future should be, and the first American government, post-Revolution, fell on its ass and needed to be reformed, and even then, the end result was less about some ultimate ideal and more about business.
I don't think the Founding Fathers could have envisioned Slavery coming to an end; I don't think the Founding Fathers could have imagined the horseless carriages, or people flying about in the sky with their wondrous machines, or a model of atoms, electricity not coming from 'luminferous Aether', germs being the cause of diseases, the miracle of vaccination, or the idea of the "Humours" being way wrong. There's no possible way they ever envisioned this country, or the world, for that matter, being what it is today.
These "Libertarians" should try pulling another card, or, at the very least, come up with a vision and take credit for it being entirely theirs, instead of trying to superimpose their modern ideals on the will of historical figures. |
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Wonder Showzen - White People
11/10/09, 01:03
This was a great show. My favorite was the little obnoxious kid down at the horse races messing with old people. "This is my impression of you: Gamble gamble gamble die..." |
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The Vagina
11/10/09, 01:00
pock da cah in da cah pock. |
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Eat An Organic Pear
11/10/09, 00:54
Hey, man, you try living the action thunder super hero alcoholic ninja lifestyle from the future and try to fight your way out from the inside of the Necrolord's brain when he tries to steal your soul and see if you don't come out of it looking like a ghost from the Matrix 2. |
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Eat An Organic Pear
11/10/09, 00:52
Susan Powter used to have decimal-point tits back in the day, but age has let some extra skin sag and now she's got what appear to be actual boobs. |
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Obsessives: Urban Farming
11/10/09, 00:43
Yeah, me too. I tried my own very first garden in earnest this year. It was a lot more work than I thought and my time really started to get away from me. I had no game plan, no prescription for how to do it, I just had a lot of seeds and big ideas, and it didn't take long for reality to make me humble.
My grandma made it look so easy when I was young. I wish I had the sense back to then to take some notes.
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Hanna Barbera bible stories
11/09/09, 14:08
I had to watch stuff like this as a kid.
"Wait, so God said 'thou shalt not kill', but how come its okay when David kills Goliath?"
I never got a straight answer out of that one. I guess I was just supposed to think "Oh, he knocked him out and then decapitated him. Smart. Praise the Lord."
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Sledge Hammer gets taken off suspension, takes out sniper
11/09/09, 13:42
Wait, was this an actual show? Oh Lord. I see now, that for my whole life up until this point, I have been thoroughly deprived. |
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Rep. Tom Price (R-GA) is a two year old throwing a temper tantrum
11/08/09, 01:20
*hi five* |
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Rep. Tom Price (R-GA) is a two year old throwing a temper tantrum
11/08/09, 01:20
I know it was going through everyone's head:
"Say 'I Object' one more time! I dare you! I double dog dare you!"
If ever someone deserved to be beaten with a rubber chicken, it's this guy, and that chick from Amazing Race that wouldn't go down the water slide. |
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Fox & Friends blames Muslims, political correctness for Fort Hood shooting.
11/08/09, 01:15
"Gunman still alive: shot 4 times".
Experimental super-soldier program gone horribly wrong, maybe? Where's Fox News on that angle? |
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Americas Got Talent Contestant Gets Knocked Out
11/07/09, 16:25
He hits the edge of the trampoline and knocks it out from under himself, and from there, well, it's all bad news.
If he seemed like a total idiot it would be funny, but I don't know, I got the 'he's done this sort of thing before' vibe, which makes it messed up for me, like when gymnasts have their accidents. This wasn't the average "dude, what would happen?" video.
I'm weird like that I guess. |
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The Happy Chop
11/07/09, 16:13
"Check out the new Bizarre Chop. The bizarre thing is, it doesn't actually do any chopping. What it does do is give your food a sense of authenticity while making your guests uncomfortable at the same time." |
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RX7 goes for a spin
11/07/09, 16:06
That is NOT how you make the donuts. |
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Daily Show: Jon channels Glenn Beck
11/06/09, 20:27
I heard his housekeeper caught him masturbating to Silence Of The Lambs. |
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Sexual Harassment Compilation
11/04/09, 21:29
I'd like to see more along this line. Also, safety in the workplace videos set to the Mortal Kombat theme. |
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Shane from Georgia Discusses Child Molestation
11/04/09, 21:15
You ain't kiddin'. |
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Shane from Georgia Discusses Child Molestation
11/04/09, 21:01
I've learned long ago to stay away from cockeyed people, especially if they're from the South. |
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