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|Home made wall of death|
Other possible uses for a circle of pallets type structure:
1. gladiator arena
2. sweet structure for vines/roses/rose vines/evil spikey deathplants like trifoliate orange
3. coolest fort on the block
|I'm not here to make friends! '09|
O'er the meagrest of scraps will some dogs still fight.
|Jimmy Valiant interrupts a reporter|
It's not assault if you have magic drunken redneck powers.
|Bruce Willis chops a head straight off.|
alright - after Bruce Willis received the Quickening, and things blew up and there was sweet lightning and special effects all around, Andie Mcwhat'sherface decided the beheaded man could go to the hat convention after all, as hat models are always in short supply, and she just so happened to know a good taxidermist. The End.
|Japanese Octopus head...girl...thing?|
I'm hoping this becomes the new Rickroll.
|Safety Rope Failure|
What were these guys trying to do, anyway?
|Not The Messiah|
You know how some things are wrong but feel right? This isn't one of those things.
|First views from Cupola on the ISS|
Awesome awesome awesome. The golf announcers almost put me to sleep at times, but still rad.
|Dashcam footage: Mouthy grandma gets tasered.|
Now we know what happens when the unstoppable grandma meets the immovable police officer.
|Ed Harris' Meltdown|
"You know what? I don't really want to fucking be here. I think I'll just snap on these people."
|Assault Breacher Vehicle|
Needs some harder music or one of those monster truck announcer guys.
|Royal Rumble '92 wrestlers' promos|
I think the next time I'm not sure if something's really cool and I need to check it out, I'll wait 20 years, look it up on YouTube, and laugh about how I didn't really miss anything.
for some reason the line that got to me the most was "No signs of intelligent life!" The rest was good, too - a little something for everybody.
|Uncle Scary sums up Transylvania 6-500|
Since my family sounds like this when they get drunk, allow me to give you a Down's Syndrome to English Translation. I can't promise it will make any sense and I may have embellished somewhere along the way. Ahem.
"Well... how'd you enjoy the monster movie? I hope you it enjoyed it Monsters I did. It turns out that doctor was really a dog-Mad Doctor was really a joy a doctor. Those monsters weren't always the way they seem. Just misfits and outsiders. That monster's really just a guy who was in a car accident. But you get the idea. This movie's so BAD I don't believe it. In fact, here's what I have to say: HWAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Well you get the idea. That movie was weirder than I imagined. That movie was WAY too long. Next week we're presenting mons, uh, another great monster movie. Until we meet again, this is your old Scary wishing you... pleasant nightmares, everyone!"
|Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (NES) 'You May Now Kiss The Bride'|
That is SO not Kevin Costner and what's her face.
|Ulillillia has declassified a level from his new game|
...and now, Dear Reader, I present something special. It's a video game, but no ordinary game! No! It is a mindbending spectacle created by a man who is not a man, but a genius who is also bonkers. His name is Ulili.. lee...uh... stein, and the game has everything! Nine hundred bajillion frames per second! Psychedelic Ferris Wheels! Barker stands that will capture your heart. Clouds that behave like clouds. Stars in the sky exactly where they should be. Fog so thick you can taste it. It's like a 16-bit version of the Matrix, all one stage, of one game, written by one man.
|Fatman listens to the bible in a hot tub.|
For a while there, I thought he was getting bigger.
|'Beastman! I need to get laid!'|
pot... kettle... BLACK!
|Tumbleweed in a vortex|
BOW BEFORE YOUR TUMBLE-LORD! OH WAIT, HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? OOH, THAT LOOKS COOL, LET ME CHECK THAT OUT REAL QUICK.
|A dog smiles only for his master|
A friend of mine, a redneck who lived in the middle of nowhere, taught one of this dogs to smile, and he'd show teeth but not look very happy. It was just something the dog did on command that was kind of funny. The other funny thing he got a dog to do - different dog, though - was climb trees by saying "Get that squirrel!". The dog would climb about ten feet up before giving up and coming back down. I don't know why or how he ever got his dogs to do these things, but he wasn't exactly a genius, and I've always believed if my friend could get his dog to do those things, pretty much anybody could.
Still, cute dog, 5 stars.