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Kung Fu Intro
06/04/09, 17:51
I think he was killed. It's probably no coincedence that the movie he was filming was called "Stretch." |
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Free* Government Money With Matthew Lesko!
06/04/09, 02:55
I... I uh... but, but... but... I uh... |
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Indiana Jones - The Sword Fight
06/03/09, 02:43
My granddad, who fought in ww2 against the Japs, would agree, if he were still alive. He always thought karate and judo and other martial arts were funny. "You try to karate chop me. I'll have a gun. Who do you think will win?" |
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South American tribe offers to kill Klaus Kinski
06/03/09, 02:40
Wow. He makes it sound like he was 50/50 on the decision. I imagine if the tribesmen had killed Kinski he probably would have used it in the film somehow so his death wouldn't be in vain. |
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DragonQuest trailer
06/03/09, 02:33
So they're really doing this, eh? Is that the Token of Erdrick? Will it be set in Alefgard? Must he go alone?
Ah well, I'm shooting for "it'll be as bad as Dragonball, only with LOTR knockoff stuff in it." |
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Welsh Corgi just... being.
06/02/09, 23:43
Erased from the pages of history, it was recently discovered that the first victor of the Mortal Kombat tournament was a Welsh Corgi. Using dark magic, he was able to create a portal to travel back in time to challenge the greatest warriors the Universe has ever known and cut a bloody swath to emerge as Champion. He later proceeded to the Outerworld to kill and slaughter as he pleased, leading armies of fearful followers into suicidal conquest. Many dark wizards and assassins would challenge him but all would fall at the fury of his furry fighting form.
He would die of boredom and old age at 21, and the few survivors would rewrite the events so as to bury their shame at being defeated at the paws of a mere dog. |
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THESE ARE BRAVE PANDAS
06/02/09, 23:34
why do I get the sinking feeling that they're fighting for the honor of being cooked on Iron Chef? |
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Goat Yells at Girls.
06/02/09, 23:28
froinlaven! |
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Gator Eats a Watermelon
06/02/09, 23:24
Since people started throwing them at alligators. I'm sure he could have thrown his left shoe at him and it would have been chomped on. |
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Hari Puttar - trailer
06/02/09, 21:04
I'm sure the guy with the scarf and the big guy are trying to use their magical molestation powers. There's probably an episode about how someone got date raped with the Imperius Curse. |
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Hari Puttar - trailer
06/02/09, 21:02
I'm glad to hear the guy who did the introduction to "warlord" is finding voice acting work. Also, I'm glad to see English mangled in hilarious ways. "This season comes the biggest fallout of all times!" |
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Green Lantern Trailer
06/02/09, 20:59
I'm not sure why but I'm not suprised someone here would know that. |
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Diablo III: Wizard (Game Trailer)
06/02/09, 20:54
How come the Undead always want to fight when you disturb their sleep? Why can't they just go "Hey, pal, could you turn the light off? I'm trying to sleep over here. Thanks." |
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Travis Pastrana goes skydiving... sans parachute
06/02/09, 20:02
yeah, I'd like a flow chart, please. |
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Travis Pastrana goes skydiving... sans parachute
06/02/09, 20:01
Actually, I think we can see that Red Bull didn't give him wings after all. |
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Interesting Haircut Method
06/02/09, 19:58
from what I can gather, Sweet Tooth didn't do it to himself, so this is some other guy, perhaps some disciple. |
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Douchebag pianist claims he is the only person capable of playing Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody #2
06/02/09, 19:54
the gist: I FIND IT HARD TO DO; THEREFORE IT MUST BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR OTHERS. |
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Batman vs The Joker
05/31/09, 23:44
And Adam West still does cartoon voice acting where he almost always plays himself, and is always crazy (Fairly Oddparents, Family Guy, the guy defending R. Kelly in that episode of the Boondocks). |
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Star Trek Sexy Time
05/31/09, 23:41
I think she's got like an on/off switch, otherwise she'd be disgusted by every freaky deak alien she came across. |
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Richard Dawkins on Bill Maher
05/31/09, 23:35
Yeah, and people like Pat Robertson and Robert Tilton and Rush Limbaugh have been around forever, too, and need someone to knock them down a few pegs from time to time. |
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