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|A cordon of police cars pulled up outside our house. This is what happened next.|
It's not everyday you see someone hypnotized by a person in a chicken costume.
|Obama Introduces RFID Chip|
brought to you by the "rape is sometimes justified" guy.
|Star Trek inconsistencies: part 3|
Most of these kinds of inconsistencies can be found in any sci-fi, especially the "sound not traveling" part. Star Wars is just as guilty.
|TNG - Data on political change|
He must be talking about space terrorism in the future, perpetrated by aliens.
|Rep. Tiahrt (R Kansas) wonders what would have happened if Obama's mother got money for an abortion.|
Oh now I get it. The Republicans are just trolling us because they're really FOR abortion.
|Car hits train|
Man, it's like a guy can't even sleep for 5 minutes while driving anymore. Sheesh.
|How to kill a lobster humanely|
I don't see what the big deal is. It's essentially a bug. Nobody ever cared about what bugs feel before. Hell, I still don't. I don't care if a cockroach has feelings - I'm going to kill it and everything it loves.
|Humboldt Squid Invade Calif. Waters|
somewhere out there someone's going "Yeah, I bet she 'encountered' it. Heh. Heh. Alright."
I need to stay away from the beach.
|Goat Surfing On A Sheep|
Yeah, goat ribs are pretty good.
For some reason, when I see this video, I think someone's going to open up a massage parlor where baby goats just surf on the customers' backs.
|What if Obi-wan had used Force Speed?|
then he probably wouldn't be using the Force.
I don't really get the Force concept. It does everything. It's everywhere. It's a universal energy. Somehow, it divides itself into 2 sides, based on the vaguest of human concepts of morality.
Plus the Jedis are Catholic. I'm not sure how this works.
|Deadly Weapons - Gas tank Myth|
Why is it people shooting guns on cameras to prove some kind of point are always really upbeat and positive? It's kind of weird to see happy people shooting things.
|Glenn Beck screams at -- and like -- a woman|
Well, there's real Canada and the Republican Cartoon World Version Of Canada. You can imagine which one Glenn is talking about.
|Dead Space - Downfall trailer|
The voice of Jack Black somehow takes away the sense of seriousness.
|Dimmu Borgir - The Serpentine Offering|
You feel really gay about it. It's alright.
|Steve Corino talks about the Iron Sheik|
I can't get rid of the agonizing thought of this one time at Waffle House at 2 in the morning, with the meth-mouth waitress with her kid in a stroller a table over, crying, and the guy she was with trying to make it stop, and these two grizzly trucker guys not too far away talking about the "Legacy" that Bam-Bam Bigelo left on wrestling, talking about him like people talk about Michael Jackson now.
I think that was my white trashiest moment in history, and the people I hung out with were trying to have a deep, meaningful conversation with me, and I just had go "I can't do this here, I'll tell you what's really on my mind later."
|Guardians of Asgaard|
wait, so the cave is supposed to be Bifröst or something?
|Latino Comedy Project's '300'|
It's just funny to see people getting upset over this.
|Yew frum the bank?|
Today's militias: for those people who hunt, fish, beat their wives, drink nasty beer, hate niggers, love NASCAR, praise Jesus, and still feel like their lives are missing something.
|Yew frum the bank?|
They were wondering why nothing happened on y2k, or, failing that, hiding in their y2k bunkers, convinced the world really had ended.
The latter probably emerged to find themselves confused that the world was seemingly unscathed. There could only be one explanation for this - aliens and virtual reality.
|Yew frum the bank?|
They think the next revolution will be just like the first one, and they'll somehow be the men of King's Mountain or something. It's a quaint notion, but like the rest of their beliefs, it doesn't follow the logic of reality.
The Year 2000 was supposed to be it. I guess now they'll have to find some other year to pick on.