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Star Trek theme on a theremin
05/11/09, 02:45
Very classy. |
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TNG episode 21 - 'such tenderness'
05/11/09, 01:56
Worf, or just anyone who says something like "I've been tutoring him. He learns quickly." |
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Cheney Takes Rush Limbaugh Over Colin Powell
05/11/09, 01:52
Well, looking at it from a Magic the Gathering perspective, Colin Powell is white/black and thus harder to play than Rush Limbaugh, who is pure black mana, which is more Cheney's speed. Plus, Rush can be tapped to put angry 1/1 rednecks into play, while Colin Powell's creature generating days (i.e., military service) are behind him.
Still, it's a tradeoff. Rush Limbaugh's got Vanishing, on account of he'll have a heart attack any day now. |
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I Was Raped
05/09/09, 01:07
she's kind of hot for a rape victim. |
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Monopoly: As Real As It Gets
05/09/09, 01:04
Monopoly never ends. It's fun the first 5 hours. Then people are leaving and/or going to bed. Then someone gets drunk and doesn't want to chicken out, and then it's you and the drunk person, until they pass out, fall out of their chair, and drool on the floor. Then you go "well, whatever, I guess we'll finish up tomorrow", only when tomorrow comes, they don't feel like playing, or they can't remember what happened and they think you could have cheated since they can't remember anything.
I've never finished a Monopoly game in my life. |
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Monopoly: As Real As It Gets
05/09/09, 00:59
Fireball? In a crowded dungeon? With oil oozing down the walls? That was a bitch ass nigga move, B! You done blew us all to hell! You knew it'd be 12d6 damage on ALL of us! How'd you get to such a high level making stupid moves like that? It's going to cost at least 3000 gold pieces to get my character resurrected! No! No! It doesn't work like that! You know Ring of Regeneration doesn't work on burns! |
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Enhance Your Memory with Murderous Bloodlust
05/08/09, 04:10
This isn't too far from some other, older memory training systems. They had a different peg system for cards and they were seemingly innocent enough, like cream for queen of clubs, date for ace of diamonds, whatever, but the violence came in when the card came into play. You'd use the mental image of burning whatever the peg object was for that card. As you played other games, you'd slash the card images, freeze them, and many other violent things, and they had to be different so you wouldn't get stuck on the associations from the previous games. After 3 or 4 games you've got a mental picture massacre.
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Anti-Pornography Propaganda from the 60s
05/08/09, 03:58
13 points of confusion for me:
1. What exactly is a "Normal attitude in regards to sex?"
2. Where can I find one of these "Illustrated Detailed Courses In Perversion?"
3. When you say "positions indicative of intercourse or other sex acts" - please specify.
4. How come no minority ever foisted their nudity on me?
5. What rich institutions and laws did the Judeo-Christian heritage give us that were really worth keeping, and part 2 of this question, how does porn advocate their overthrow? (Because I'd like to help)
6. When is complete nudity not displayed in a way that someone could find perverted?
7. What's wrong with being preoccupied with female breasts?
8. You're saying Bestiality all wrong.
9. How is sex flagrantly abused? It sounds fun and I'd like a brochure or something.
10. I didn't know gay people had a secret slogan.
11. "Look at this poor young lad..." I don't know, he looked pretty happy to me.
12. I didn't know porn was so diverse back then, and
13. For a guy against all this stuff, he sure seems very well versed in it for some reason. Like "thou dost protest too much" versed in it. |
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Best argument for Gay Marriage ever
05/08/09, 03:40
this reminds me of Speed Racer. |
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Between Two Ferns - Natalie Portman
05/07/09, 20:31
I wouldn't want to run into this guy, or live near this guy, or be at a party when this guy shows up. He's bad news. |
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Dom Deluise and Johnny Carson
05/07/09, 02:15
damn Heaven, taking all our good funny people... |
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Gary Busey Attacks and Belittles an 11 Year old
05/06/09, 17:10
No, I think he's implying that the word "shoutout" sounds stupid on its own, and they're a waste of time that could be better spent plugging a product or getting a point of some kind across. If you do a "shoutout", you're just some jackass that acts like you've never been in front of a camera before, like people who interrupt the news.
I think he actually handled this one pretty well. It's hard to suffer fools, even if they are eleven.
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A very important video featuring Lynda Carter
05/06/09, 17:00
She's just running to the ice cream truck. |
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Tim Pawlenty & Michelle Bachmann tea party failroll.
05/06/09, 04:52
Yeah, I was kind of hoping it would be a lot like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX2H3ArHXN8
but it's not. |
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Meth
05/05/09, 01:48
Methamphetamines And Today's Workforce: Your Way To A Better Tomorrow.
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Austrian Airlines Child Abuse PSA
05/05/09, 01:40
If anything, it would probably give someone a greater sense of diabolical achievement and further motivate them. |
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Austrian Airlines Child Abuse PSA
05/05/09, 01:33
I'm still wondering what the hell a peccadillo is, but I'm not going to look it up because my imagination of what it might mean is more amusing than what the actual answer is going to be.
I'm also not sure what some kid's D&D themed nightmare has anything to do with some weirdo feeling up a doll on a beach. |
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Mst3k - Werewolf Highlights
05/05/09, 01:24
"They're establishing the HELL out of this building, now." was good. "Dictator for Life - Santa!" made me lose it a little. |
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George Costanza's Answering Machine
05/05/09, 01:19
Where could he be? He's not home. |
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Maury Povich Laughs at His Guest's Stupidity
05/05/09, 01:15
Your ability to restrain your laughter's been cheating on you. |
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