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With the volume totally turned down, this is pretty scary. You don't get the "pushpushpushpushpushpushpushpushpushpushpush!" but it's still scary.
the people that make Jenga should totally steal this idea and call it "Jenga Extreme".
|GET PUMPED, MOTHERF–KER!|
That's the Chicago way!
If that was true, there'd be a lot of dead Bears fans.
|Chemtrails Second Sun Effect|
I just want someone like House to go "how's that 'Waking Up' working out for you?"
|Under The Bridge - Literal Video Version|
Accordian playing street gypsies always take me by surprise.
|A computer network called 'Internet'|
That shit WILL NEVER CATCH ON.
|More from our favorite Progeria Juggalo|
Plus, he's cockeyed, and we know all cockeyed people are crazy.
|A Tonight Show update - Andy Richter fills in for Conan|
Now we just need someone to make a 10 minute long video of just Andy in that wig, on the ground, going "I want candy!" over and over again.
|Meat Loaf: I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) *Literal Version*|
The Strongbad voices were a nice touch.
|Lemmings do what they are most famous for|
These little Lemmings aren't just migrating. They're going to Valhalla.
|Indiana Jones and the Nuclear Bomb|
Yeah, okay, let's say what you said happens to be true.
1. A fridge is not a bank vault. I don't think we can ever compare the two, even if the fridge happened to be made entirely of lead and then spraypainted.
2. Brain bramage. Seriously. He's old and he just got banged around like some old toy a spoiled kid didn't want anymore. How is he not dead, crippled, or retarded? One of those impacts would have been enough to shatter his skull.
3. Somehow the fridge ended up going further than the car, which had a headstart. It would be hard enough to get it going airborne, and then to chunk it that far, is pretty impossible.
4. The only thing holding the fridge door closed was Indy's grip. Indy's grip is stronger than a Nuclear blast, and many subsequent ground impacts... right. I'm buying that one.
5. Somehow the fridge wasn't turned into an EZ Bake Death Oven.
6. Somehow Indy can just shake off the radioactive dust, stare at the Mushroom Cloud, and be fine. Radiation schmadiation.
There's more wrong with this but this scene is a perfect example of why no one should see this movie.
|Megashark vs 747|
this should be the whole movie. They could put that dumb Smash Mouth song that's in every kid's movie ever in the end credits for the extra "wtf?" factor. Everybody just died and they're all 'all that glitters is gold...'
|Obama Wants the US to be a Muslim Nation!!|
Throwing people out of windows is fun, but what we need is a word for putting people inside a life-sized "whack a mole" game. Because that would be what I'd like to do with the Fox News people. I'm sure the hydraulic seats wouldn't be too hard to rig.
|Kung Fu Intro|
I think he was killed. It's probably no coincedence that the movie he was filming was called "Stretch."
|Free* Government Money With Matthew Lesko!|
I... I uh... but, but... but... I uh...
|Indiana Jones - The Sword Fight|
My granddad, who fought in ww2 against the Japs, would agree, if he were still alive. He always thought karate and judo and other martial arts were funny. "You try to karate chop me. I'll have a gun. Who do you think will win?"
|South American tribe offers to kill Klaus Kinski|
Wow. He makes it sound like he was 50/50 on the decision. I imagine if the tribesmen had killed Kinski he probably would have used it in the film somehow so his death wouldn't be in vain.
So they're really doing this, eh? Is that the Token of Erdrick? Will it be set in Alefgard? Must he go alone?
Ah well, I'm shooting for "it'll be as bad as Dragonball, only with LOTR knockoff stuff in it."
|Welsh Corgi just... being.|
Erased from the pages of history, it was recently discovered that the first victor of the Mortal Kombat tournament was a Welsh Corgi. Using dark magic, he was able to create a portal to travel back in time to challenge the greatest warriors the Universe has ever known and cut a bloody swath to emerge as Champion. He later proceeded to the Outerworld to kill and slaughter as he pleased, leading armies of fearful followers into suicidal conquest. Many dark wizards and assassins would challenge him but all would fall at the fury of his furry fighting form.
He would die of boredom and old age at 21, and the few survivors would rewrite the events so as to bury their shame at being defeated at the paws of a mere dog.
|THESE ARE BRAVE PANDAS|
why do I get the sinking feeling that they're fighting for the honor of being cooked on Iron Chef?